West Ham v Liverpool match thread

[refugee]

Can somebody please ring up the glue factory and let them know we will be bringing Benteke over soon.

 

[Leo]

That's why Andy Carroll is a fucking donkey.

 

[DHSC]

Well we're gonna win this now.

 

[Raz]

Terrible situation when you hate your own players. Not feeling much love for Klopp either, time will tell.

 

[Wiberg]

We look as shite as we did under BR...

 

[6TimesaRed]

That's why Andy Carroll is a fucking donkey.

He is better than our Donkey.. By a country mile

 

[i_rushie]

Fuck's sake guys, get a grip. This is our third game in a week. With a horribly crippled team. Against a physical gang of cunts.

Was anyone really expecting us not to lose?

This squad badly needs reinforcements.

We're missing few physical cunts in our team too. We've been soft touches for a while now.

 

[Holle]

We look as shite as we did under BR...

That's because it's his fucking team.

 

[Raz]

We look as shite as we did under BR...

No, we just look the same..... Gegenpress me ring!

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Lallana has already done more than Firmino did

 

[Mystic]

I'm one hundred percent certain that with Ings in the team we'd look twice as good.

 

[Leo]

He is better than our Donkey.. By a country mile

Yeah let's ignore the last 4 seasons and concentrate on today.
Idiot.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Schoolboy stuff, we are just so predictable

 

[mark1975]

None of the goals are the fault of the centre halves. Stupid pointless dig.

Oh sorry, they've been fantastic. Stupid pointless reply.

 

[Wiberg]

No, we just look the same..... Gegenpress me ring!

I love that... A correction that isn't really a correction.

 

[Raz]

2 shots on target!

 

[Tinto]

Oh sorry, they've been fantastic. Stupid pointless reply.

They've not done much wrong today... You're a wum.

 

[6TimesaRed]

He always come up with the goods for West Ham.. Just spends more time off the pitch rather than on it..

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Mandy Carroll is more mobile than benteke

 

[6TimesaRed]

Ha ha. Hoofteke

 

[Mystic]

He always come up with the goods for West Ham.. Just spends more time off the pitch rather than on it..

No he doesn't, do you even watch West Ham?

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maybe I'll start a thread on this, but doesn't it seem appropriate for Klopp to start playing "the kids" more?
I mean - they can't be a bigger bunch of pussies, or have less determination, or shit out of tackles, or have lower work rate?

 

[Leo]

Smith has been fighting since he came on.
More that can be said for the rest of those fucking losers.

 

[bkwitche2]

We look as shite as we did under BR...

I have wondered for several years now.

Is something just not well at a deeper level within the club? We have spent plenty in the past five years. We have had some great players. We have spent big money on several players that were supposed to be on the cusp of greatness.

We've had good or better managers. We've had horrible owners and decent owners.

We've spent enough to be consistently top four. But it just doesn't work. It never works. Does anybody have a clue here as to what is really long? I'm at a total loss.

 

[cloggypop]

He always come up with the goods for West Ham.. Just spends more time off the pitch rather than on it..

He averages less than 5 goals a season for the last 4 years.

 

[Modo]

I'm too much a glutton for punishment. Sticking with the football. It's like self-flagellation. Getting an odd satisfaction from at least witnessing this wankery.

Too bad dude. Russia scored with like 40s left

 

[DHSC]

Finally a decent corner

 

[Leo]

Lucas looks chuffed with that effort.

 

[C/O]

I would be absolutely livid if I had paid to watch this. Garbage.

#woollifeisthegoodlife

 

[dee]

OMG - That was a decent corner!!!