West Ham Match Thread - Fa Cup

[FoxForceFive]

I think I hate Benteke

He's fucking shite.

He's about as unsuited to our play as you could find.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Valencia in a pocket of space. Payet finding him with a great ball. Starting to see cracks at the back from.us.

 

[Hansern]

Reid desperatly wants Stewarts shirt

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Kevin Stewart is never gonna make it to the first team.

 

[refugee]

He's fucking shite.

He's about as unsuited to our play as you could find.

An inanimate carbon rod would move more.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Atkinson is having a mare.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Kevin Stewart is never gonna make it to the first team.

You're a fucking bag of laughs tonight you.

 

[darkstarexodus]

An inanimate carbon rod would move more.

An inanimate carbon rod would move more.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Atkinson is having a mare.

He's whistle fucking happy that's for sure.

 

[gene hughes]

Lovren has grown a goatee in an ill advised attempt to look like less of a wanker.

 

[dmishra]

Stewart has continued to impress this half. Aggressive player.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

You're a fucking bag of laughs tonight you.

Remind me please when he does make it.

 

[Athens]

Do you know what really makes watching our matches even better? Watching them with a two year old that's in a foul mood.

 

[cloggypop]

Jesus!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Good chance for Allen there.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Wasteful Joe Pirlo.

 

[Hansern]

Allen should hit that much better

 

[dmishra]

Poor from Allen. Should have hit the target at least.

 

[ILD]

Another good direct run from Clyne to set up Allen.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Do you know what really makes watching our matches even better? Watching them with a two year old that's in a foul mood.

My two year old is on my lap but she's playing toca boo on her tablet so all is good.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Wtf is Benteke doing there!? After touching it back to Allen he hides behind three opponents.

 

[cloggypop]

Moses having no luck parting the Red Sea tonight.

 

[Hansern]

Lovren got lucky there

Tex has been pretty poor, time to get Ojo on

 

[ILD]

Lovren has grown a goatee in an ill advised attempt to look like less of a wanker.

He looks like a villainous baddie in a caper movie that went straight to dvd.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Good shot from Tex. Did well to settle it and get good power behind it

 

[ILD]

Moses having no luck parting the Red Sea tonight.

Moses and Jesus sharing the one pitch. Biblical times at Anfield.

 

[gene hughes]

Look everybody, it's the head steward.

 

[Modo]

Stewart has impressed me a whole fucking lot.

 

[ILD]

Didn't anyone else shout "Don't Shoot" as Smith lined that up?

 

[ILD]

Brannagan has great feet. A bit like a diet version of the way Coutinho plays.