We're not active in the transfer window

[MomoWASright]

I’d like Ings to get more of a go.

 

[juniormember]

We are dickheads

Plain and simple...

The only thing to compete the cycle would be to sell Students and recall Origi

Though I suspect we won't even do that..

Studge gets sold we will look to Ings..

What are they studying?

 

[gkmacca]

What are they studying?

'The Origins, Evolution and Consequences of Predictive Text in Forum Communication, 2010-2017'.

 

[tombrown]

Relax. Its all a smokescreen. Expect BIG news Wednesday or Thursday at the latest

 

[Modo]

Relax. Its all a smokescreen. Expect BIG news Wednesday or Thursday at the latest

Says the Firm...

 

[tombrown]

This week I am ahead even of the Firm. Mark Miwurdz

 

[Woland]

Nah, if the exact correct player isn't available with the correct taste in shoes and the right shaped arms isn't available then we should pretend injuries don't happen and become Arsenal.

 

[Woland]

I absolutely love Klopp but this one thing annoys the balls off me about him. It's like having a dead fit bird but she won't trombone you under any circs. It's never going to end well.

 

[manwithnoname]

Now that we got both Keita and VVD (in addition to Salah and Mane earlier) I don’t feel much anxiety about the transfer market any more. Yes, it might take longer than we would like, but I have confidence that eventually we are going to sign our top-choice targets; we won’t be held ransom, like paying the insane £90M Monaco were asking for Lemar or another £20M+ to bring Keita early, but will overpay if necessary. I think within the next few transfer windows we’ll get Lemar and Pulisic and other top targets on Klopp’s list.

As for remainder of this season, we have enough quality for a top-4 finish, especially with the addition of VVD, and almost any quality January addition would have been cup tied in CL anyway. There is no good reason to be hysterical, unless you simply like bitching about things.

If anyone, including Klopp, was selecting a strongest XI, then Coutinho would be in it. That's because he was one of our best players, and also scored and created more goals than any other of our midfielders.

So I don't think that people who might be slightly concerned that we sold one of our best players half way through the season, and aren't going to replace him, are simply 'bitching'

 

[Woland]

He's only right again.

Imagine selling your best player and thinking everything will be fine because we've recalled some kid only three people knows exists.

 

[Esoteric]

Some of you girls need to dry your piss-flaps and eat more chocolate, I've heard that Klop believes Alberto Moreno Pérez can do a job in midfield.

 

[manwithnoname]

He's only right again.

Imagine selling your best player and thinking everything will be fine because we've recalled some kid only three people knows exists.

I missed this bit. Recalled who?

 

[Woland]

Brian Jacks or something.

 

[manwithnoname]

Brian Jacks or something.

We've got the squat thrusts title in the bag then

 

[gkmacca]

Nah, if the exact correct player isn't available with the correct taste in shoes and the right shaped arms isn't available then we should pretend injuries don't happen and become Arsenal.

Or become what we were when we brought on Markovic and Co.

 

[Woland]

I'm sure there's a middle ground.

 

[gkmacca]

I'm sure there's a middle ground.

There is. Just buy a few crap players to sit behind the bench, then get some second choices in the summer.

 

[the count]

 

[the count]

It seems we are looking at bringing in a new tea lady

 

[manwithnoname]

Didn't that Indykaila cunt work at KFC or some thing?

Probably talking about a Family Bucket offer with free chicken gravy

 

[Woland]

Yeah, he is one of the biggest bullshitters on the internet, and I include myself in that group.

 

[rurikbird]

Will we finally sign Darren Bent?

 

[beejay]

Reckon it's gonna be last minute stuff with Jim White screeching off the scale at all our bids going in ..but we miss out due to lack of time. Like when we were spending £200m on the last day of the summer window but didn't.

 

[mark1975]

I'm sure there's a middle ground.

Probably. Like not selling your best player without having a replacement ready to come straight in. It's risky business whatever way anyone dresses it up and if there are only "crap" benchwarmers available, then here's a novel ideal - maybe we shouldn't have sold Coutinho until we were sure we had a new player to replace his quality. I'm pretty sure Keita figured in that thinking, but we should have made sure the deal was secure, before giving the go ahead on the Coutinho transfer. As it is, we're an injury to Salah or Mane away from potential damage to our season.

I'm sure if it bites us on the arse, we'll still have certain posters making excuses for what would be a colossal fuck up. The same types who are saying there are only crap players available, completely missing the fucking point. That we shouldn't have sold Coutinho until the Summer.

 

[Mojo]

Probably some BS about Toni Kroos wanting to play for Klopp after being told by his German teammates that he's a fantastic manager to play for.

 

[Woland]

Voronin is on his way back

 

[Mojo]

To Ukraine hopefully

 

[Woland]

Maybe we're signing Obertan. Anyways it's half past now. This is where we find out Sanchez's private jet just went slightly west.

 

[gkmacca]

How the hell is his missus going to cope in Manchester???

 

[Woland]

I think they just split. He's been banging some fit Russian prozza.