Weekend games

[Shadey]

Citeh 0-2 Watford

Wtf

 

[Red Mullet]

Blimey!

 

[Shadey]

Got them in my bet.. 🙁
Bookies will be loving this

 

[RedZeppelin III]

sahin just scored a lovely curling freekick for dortmund .

 

[Fox]

City will win easily.

 

[cloggypop]

Bony scores again. 14 now.

 

[cloggypop]

Make that 15 he just did it again.

Bony is boss.

 

[Leo]

Never underestimate the power of a jinx thread.

 

[Fox]

City fans are spoilt

 

[Hansern]

I really like Craig Noone. Good game for Cardiff

 

[gkmacca]

Oviedo looks wrecked for the bluenoses - ankle really hanging of as far as I could see.

 

[cloggypop]

Looks doubtful for Tuesday

 

[Hansern]

Broken ankle that, looked really bad. Hope he's alright

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Looks doubtful for Tuesday

I know I shouldn't but that made me laugh.

 

[jexykrodic]

Looks doubtful for Tuesday

I won't be going to heaven because I sniggered.

 

[cloggypop]

Sick bastards

 

[livvy145]

Looks doubtful for Tuesday

Haha

Nicked

 

[Hansern]

Everton are getting battered here which is good for us. 2-0 up but lets hope Stevenage continues to press them

 

[gkmacca]

I'm surprised Barry hasn't really been given a tough game so far, at least in the few I've seen. He's about as mobile as Stephen Hawking and needs a minimum of about two or three cynical fouls per game to stop players bombing past him. He's a clever player but if he's isolated he's in trouble. Hopefully we'll do that on Tuesday.

 

[ILD]

Yep we need Henderson and Coutinho running beyond him. Get an early booking for himself.
Barry is having a very good season btw.

 

[gkmacca]

Clean break to the fibula and tibia for Oviedo.

 

[livvy145]

 

[doctor_mac]

"Arrrrggghh"

 

[Hansern]

Thats awful. Horrible picture. Hope the lad recovers quickly.

 

[gkmacca]

One tiny reassuring thing about the weekend's events: absolutely everyone recognised how shite Clark Carlisle is.

1. Chadders ‏@englishgiant83 4h
   And the worst new commentator award goes to.....Clarke Carlisle! 4 Trying to make the mundane parts of the game sound exciting.#sitdown
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   Kev Meegan ‏@KevMeegan 4h
   @nigeljemson I know your an ex pig, but got to agree about Clarke Carlisle. How does this boring twat keep getting on TV??
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   Michael Harrison ‏@michaelh1985678 4h
   @jamie_johnson4 Clarke Carlisle. Awful
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   Mark  ⚽️ ‏@markjamess13 4h
   @sammatterface you and Clarke Carlisle ain’t half boring considered muting the Tele for god sake lol
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   Brian Bould ‏@pastsnapper 4h
   Clarke Carlisle is the only co commentator with a voice that I just had to turn the volume down. #boring #ITV #football
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   theycallmemoon ‏@moony628 4h
   "@EaziPheezy: Clarke Carlisle could be telling me I've just won the lottery and I would still be bored." Hahaha!
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   Craig Millar ‏@crgmlr 4h
   @larry_mc_gon Clarke Carlisle the tool
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   Gareth Jones ‏@hairhunter 4h
   MarkHouston15 Clarke Carlisle is so boring - correct
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   Iain Murray ‏@_iainmurray 4h
   Would it be fair to say that Clarke Carlisle is the Paul Ince of commentators?
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    Ross Cowie ‏@CowserChief 4h
    The pain of Chelsea v Stoke today was made even more insufferable by the commentary of Clarke Carlisle. Unmitigated pish at every turn.
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    jason lodge ‏@Downinthelast 4h
    Did not watch the Chelsea game but judging by comments I hope the Clarke Carlisle book my bro bought 4 me is more interesting than his comms
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    Mark Keeley ‏@markykeels 4h
    "Do catch Matt Smith and Clarke Carlisle for Highlights later on ITV" ... No, you're grand thanks Adrian. I've suffered enough
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    Hashtag Futures ‏@HashtagFutures 4h
    Visit http://hashtagfutures.co.uk/tags/profile/4083 … to see the trending history of clarke carlisle - could you have predicted the trend? #Futures
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    Andrew ‏@Hesfivefootfour 5h
    Hey, @itvfootball do me a favour. Never, EVER, let Clarke Carlisle commentate on a match again.
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    Daniel Lowe ‏@1DannyLowe 5h
    @jaydubya76 it was Clarke Carlisle. He's also been to the Gary Neville school for monotone commentating.

 

[Leo]

Yeah but he has glasses and he's cultured and shit.

 

[Jack D Rips]

‏ Jan 25
“@SOS1878: Second yellow for Gerrard and a compound fracture for Suarez will do nicely now...”


Frank McCullough ‏@JFT96frankmac Jan 25
@SOS1878 That worked out well for you

 

[Markeh]

ahhh so that was Clarke Carlisle commentating, it was pretty dire. I wouldn't take to twitter though to tell a guy who has suffered from depression that he's shit at his new career, I doubt he pays any attention to twitter cunts.

 

[King Binny]

Monchengladbach vs Bayern Munich

 

[King Binny]

Hazard's brother