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Watford vs Liverpool : Match Thread

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I'm just not a fan of strikers who have the movement of the statue of liberty and the pace of hyypia.
Mate, he's ponderous slow. He doesn't play well with back to goal & looks all at sea on his own upfront.

However, we just need someone big in the box at the moment cos the one thing we can do is cross it in, & he can cause problems whilst we do so.

I'm far from a benteke fan, but we have Lallana & Firmino in there doing worse than fuck all & he'd be better in the box than having them on the pitch.
 
From a 50 yard ball and he wasn't behind the last man you nob. Plus he shit out of the header.

You can like him all you want but he is fucking garbage with no redeeming features. Firming has scored and assisted more this season that now fuckingshite he is

Yea but your original post about him was the biggest load of shite

"He doesn't make runs which Coutinho needs, all he does is hold on to the ball too long" What the fuck does that even mean, your just sandwiching your complaints about him into one sentence and not even giving him the credit of running his arse off. How can he make runs for someone when he has the ball?
 
Yea but your original post about him was the biggest load of shite

"He doesn't make runs which Coutinho needs, all he does is hold on to the ball too long" What the fuck does that even mean, your just sandwiching your complaints about him into one sentence and not even giving him the credit of running his arse off. How can he make runs for someone when he has the ball?
It means he doesn't make runs in behind or stretch defences and when he has the ball he takes about 5000 touches and does fuck all with it.

Mo Farah runs but is shite at football, so he fucking runs whoop de whoop. If he ran intelligently instead of in circles and in other people's spaces he might move from shite to poor.
 
Credit to Lucas, he's been far better since he's been moved to play as a defender. Almost certainly because it's a position that sees far less of the ball than in midfield, and he can just try and clear the ball whenever it comes near him, rather than actually use it.

I think the further away from the ball at all times he is, the better he is
 
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