Warrior Kit

[themn]

*Krump Bump*

 

[Woland]

The new Liverpool kit is utterly disgusting IRL.

The material is horrible and Warrior have pulled some of the latest promo stuff as industry people were laughing at it thinking it had been mocked up to take the piss.

 

[themn]

What promo have they pulled ?

 

[Fabio]

The new Liverpool kit is utterly disgusting IRL.

The material is horrible and Warrior have pulled some of the latest promo stuff as industry people were laughing at it thinking it had been mocked up to take the piss.

Really? where you heard that? or you seen it with your own peepers

 

[Woland]

I was with the dude who runs Spiel magazine at a screening of a film about the River Boca game last night. He'd been at some launch and was laughing his balls off about it.

 

[Fabio]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[Woland]

Funny thing about last night is that Umbro had sponsored it and were sending Joey Barton along to talk, but following his sending off and mouthing off at Shearer - who Umbro have just signed, they pulled the deal just before he signed it and he fucked off to Portugal in a mood.

But anyways, Spiel man told me a few things about new designs from people but I might get him in trouble. The good news is that he's going to be serialising my novel as a comic, we're getting an illustrator and shit, that will an insert in their mag.

 

[Fabio]

novel??

 

[Woland]

Yeah, I wrote a novel about footy and terrorism. I only just finished it. Gene read it, he said 'I really enjoyed your book, I liked the idea of the story very much, it was right up my street and the kind of thing I wish I could see being published and promoted more.'

So there. But I doubt it will get published. Unless you count this.

 

[kingjulian]

Why have the applied grease on Gerrard's face in that picture above?

 

[Fabio]

Fair enough. Good work!

 

[Woland]

I think the grease on Gerrard's head is because of the filter's they've used to make the shit kit look good. For a start it's not that dark. It's kinda pink compared to that - and it feels as if it's made out of johnnies.

And if anyone can be arsed reading this book you can have it.

 

[Fabio]

I think the grease on Gerrard's head is because of the filter's they've used to make the shit kit look good. For a start it's not that dark. It's kinda pink compared to that - and it feels as if it's made out of johnnies.

And if anyone can be arsed reading this book you can have it.

I'll get involved in this book ting

 

[themn]

I love how the discussion is about some crap on our captain's head, totally ignoring the FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR, stood there, in our new home kit.

Good skillz re: the book.

 

[SummerOnions]

I think the grease on Gerrard's head is because of the filter's they've used to make the shit kit look good. For a start it's not that dark. It's kinda pink compared to that - and it feels as if it's made out of johnnies.

And if anyone can be arsed reading this book you can have it.

Yeah i'll give it a go

 

[Woland]

I'll PM you kids the thing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yeah, I wrote a novel about footy and terrorism. I only just finished it. Gene read it, he said 'I really enjoyed your book, I liked the idea of the story very much, it was right up my street and the kind of thing I wish I could see being published and promoted more.'

So there. But I doubt it will get published. Unless you count this.

I remember you describing that to me, or at least some of it, brilliant concept.

 

[Avmenon]

Hey, could I have it too Krump...

I've actually writing up my bloody stories too; credit to Stu who suggested I do it.

May need to edit it, some bits are a bit too painful.
Seemed a good idea at the time tho.

 

[Avmenon]

Then again if its shit you can all blame Stu as well😀

 

[HC]

For Krump...

Themn you absolute beauty!

 

[themn]

Themn you absolute beauty!

Whoooa, I didn't do it, just found it !

I wish....

 

[HC]

 

[themn]

What dis den ?

 

[Woland]

Whoooa, I didn't do it, just found it !

I wish....

What.. There are more of us? More of us who see?

 

[themn]

What.. There are more of us? More of us who see?

It appears to be this individual..

@LFCtweetasaurus

 

[Woland]

Safe. I've made first contact.

 

[Dahuge]

Krump, I wouldn't mind having a read of your novel if you don't mind...

 

[livvy145]

Does it have any pictures?

 

[themn]

*blinks*

Thundercock ‏@FatherWoland
'@LFCtweetasaurus Wow, someone else who knows the lizard truth about John Henry! http://pic.twitter.com/fWeXGKjN

 

[Woland]

I've sent the book. Livvy, it does sort of have pictures. You make them behind your eyes when you're reading it.