v Penaltham Hotspurs Pre Match Thread

[Hansern]

Oh I don't know, Lucas will probably play well for 85 minutes as per. It's the other 5 minutes we need to worry about.

Those 5 minutes are a heart attack waiting to happen for every Liverpool fan

 

[Red Bird]

Lucas might start. Which will obviously result in us losing.
Hope to God one of Gomez, Klavan or Lovren are fit.

They seemingly aren't.

 

[Modo]

Go Lucas! Get us a goal.

 

[mark1975]

Go Lucas! Get us a goal.

He's not due one now for about another 6 years!

 

[dantes]

He's not due one now for about another 6 years!

The tortoise and the hare. Lucas will end up being our all time leading scorer.

 

[Rosco]

The tortoise and the hare. Lucas will end up being our all time leading scorer.

What did Rush score, about 350 ?

Lucas has 1 goal in 230 games. So he just needs to play about 81,000 more games to get there

 

[mark1975]

So he just needs to play about 81,000 more games

Would you put it past him? Really? REALLY?

 

[Rosco]

Would you put it past him? Really? REALLY?

All i know is, I won't be around to see it happen

 

[Hansern]

Lucas starts. I'm close to not watching...

Wijnaldum in for Can.

Great team bar Lucas.

Ming, Clyne, Matip, Lucas, Milner, Hendo, Lallana, Gini, Coutinho, Firmino, Mané

 

[Oliver Twist]

At least Can's got the..er...can

 

[Hansern]

Kane against Lucas. Great.

 

[dantes]

All i know is, I won't be around to see it happen

Why? Have you seen the line-up?

 

[Mystic]

Kane against Lucas. Great.

I'm more worried about Alli tbh, Alli is superb at exploiting space, and Lucas is even better at creating it.

 

[Modo]

We're gonna win 4-3

 

[SummerOnions]

I've been stuck on a train for the last hour and a half cos someone got hit by the train. I think anfield will be full of empty seats to start with

 

[SummerOnions]

I was really looking forward to being in the pub for this and now im stuck near fucking Warrington with a hangover and no place to smoke a cig. I blame Lucas

 

[mom]

Matip will handle Kane, Lucas will play a blinder and we will win.

 

[Rosco]

Lucas is even better at creating it.

He could never do that at the other end of the pitch

 

[dantes]

I've been stuck on a train for the last hour and a half cos someone got hit by the train. I think anfield will be full of empty seats to start with

Why? Has he seen the line-up?

 

[Rosco]

Why? Have you seen the line-up?

I was talking about 81,000 more Lucas games.

I reckon i'd gorge myself to death on valium, brandy, tramadol and chicken nuggets about a quarter of the way through.

 

[dantes]

There seems to be decent correlation with Lucas.

 

[jimmy]

Lucas is in the starting line-up.
Oh dear.

 

[HC]

oh sweet Jesus , klavan sounds good enough to play,he had a fucking throat infection three days ago and hasn't trained ...

 

[dantes]

oh sweet Jesus , klavan sounds good enough play,he had a fucking throat infection three days ago and hasn't trained ...

I wouldn't put it past Lucas to have contaminated his coffee.

 

[Squiggles]

A throat infection? Fucking hell. Sorry boss my throat is a bit sore. Just pay me my 70k this week and let me sit on my arse. Cheers.

 

[Ryan]

0-0

 

[HC]

A throat infection? Fucking hell. Sorry boss my throat is a bit sore. Just pay me my 70k this week and let me sit on my arse. Cheers.

Klopp was fully on board with it judging by the way he spoke about it.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Lucas is better than Gomez as a CB? Than Klavan?
We BETTER be buying a quality CB in the summer.

 

[Mystic]

Fucking infomercials, probably better than watching Lucas mind.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Match thread.

http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/97918/