It makes perfect sense. I would chose the furthest left myself.
Urinal Etiquette
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It makes perfect sense. I would chose the furthest left myself.
What happens if there are only 4? OOOO
Only the end ones should be occupied. XOOX
I suppose XOXO would also be acceptable but why would you want to stand closer to another bloke having a piss?
Some of us have a fair amount to, er, "liberate" though. 😉
I use the work sinks when I can, gives me a satisfying thought of getting one back on the cunts
L O fucking L
I'd fucking brick it if I walked in the bogs and there was a bloke stood at the urinal with his kecks and bills round his ankles.
Imagine how crazy taking a shit must be in his world.
Couching like a monkey, with feet on the seat and trousers, shirt, kecks and socks hung on the door peg.
Couching like a monkey, with feet on the seat and trousers, shirt, kecks and socks hung on the door peg.
Some weird mutha fuckers even stand up to wipe. I mean who stands up? Youre asking for shitty shirt tail. Mad, truely mad people.
Who knew the bathroom could provide such mentals.
Who knew the bathroom could provide such mentals.
This. I've had this argument with several people. How the hell can people wipe standing up?
It's a lean and look at best.
If you're still in any doubt, just play this little game.
http://www.tubegame.com/the_urinal_game.html
http://www.tubegame.com/the_urinal_game.html
Try standing at the same position as the old man in problem 2 😀
I know a guy who used to do the trousers round the ankles thing at urinals (in work) for a laugh. Whenever he found himself going into the toilets and there was a relatively new member of staff he'd go in and drop the trousees.
I think you are all missing a trick here. I stand right next to the bugger and smile at the wall in front of him ..... they can't look my way without making eye-contact, it stops their flow dead, they squirm and are out of there prompt like, thereby giving me a full choice of urinals ... or I can wave it from side to side and use all at once !
Why have I had two likes in this thread today on a post I made in 2013? Not complaining, but interested.
Markeh mentioned this thread in the Awards thread, which prompted RedNinja to link it.
I still can't believe this isn't referenced more to be honest, class thread.
I've developed a fire-side psychologist's theory about boys who pull the trousers around the ankles – that they were taught how to pee standing up by their mums. No Dad would let their son whip the kecks down when pissing in a urinal. We know it's a fucking weird and frankly unnecessary thing that might lead in unfortunate circumstances to brutal buggery. Mums be like, 'oh just pull the whole lot down Frederick instead of fiddling about with that zip!'
I cant see how this would work, where would the nanob's put the recycled poop they would have to dump it in the sweat glands, the headwand bots would revolt. Causing deathly vapoures.
