Urinal Etiquette

[nealmac]

I knew a girl who thought blokes wiped the end of their cocks with a tissue after a piss. She never knew about the shake! In her defence she didn't have any brothers.

You do know more than 3 shakes is considered a wank, right?

 

[Judge Jules]

I knew a girl who thought blokes wiped the end of their cocks with a tissue after a piss. She never knew about the shake! In her defence she didn't have any brothers.

*Knew*.

 

[dantes]

She sounds like a clever girl. Even 3 shakes is not enough to overcome the surface tension holding the piss to the end of your cock. Shaking inevitably results in an undectable but significant quality of piss being deposited onto your briefs or jeans. A tissue provides greater shear forces than a shake in order to remove all the piss.

 

[Athens]

Surely it's more capillary action absorbing the piss and not shearing action?

 

[dantes]

Surely it's more capillary action absorbing the piss and not shearing action?

Capillary and surface tension are the same thing in this context. The force that holds the piss to your cock is acting along the axis of your cock. When you shake the member you accelarate it in a tangential direction which creates a shear force.

 

[dantes]

Ohh you mean holding the tissue and not wiping it. Yes in that case it is zero shear and you rely upon the wetting of the tissue via capillarity.

 

[Judge Jules]

See, if science lessons had been like this at school I'd have learned a sod of a lot more.

 

[Athens]

Ohh you mean holding the tissue and not wiping it. Yes in that case it is zero shear and you rely upon the wetting of the tissue via capillarity.

Yeah, I was thinking more of a gentle dab with a tissue.

I can imagine the reaction you would get from the other guys pissing if you pull out a tissue while at the urinal.

 

[nealmac]

Yeah, I was thinking more of a gentle dab with a tissue.

I can imagine the reaction you would get from the other guys pissing if you pull out a tissue while at the urinal.

Any reaction from doing so would be in breach of rule 3 though. See below:

In order to spark such a reaction, the reactor would most certainly have to break rule 3.

Urinal etiquette is simple.

1. Never stand in the urinal next to another man if there are spares.
2. No discussion should be had.
3. Never look down.

 

[dantes]

Yeah, I was thinking more of a gentle dab with a tissue.

I can imagine the reaction you would get from the other guys pissing if you pull out a tissue while at the urinal.

So far I get through at least 3 or 4 pints before I have to go, at which point I am pissed enough to deal with the cubicle. When my liver starts to give out, I was hoping there would be nanobots by then or else there shall be a problem.

 

[Athens]

So far I get through at least 3 or 4 pints before I have to go, at which point I am pissed enough to deal with the cubicle. When my liver starts to give out, I was hoping there would be nanobots by then or else there shall be a problem.

Get a bag installed.

 

[dantes]

In that case I'll go full Hawking and just have one of the students assist me.

 

[Athens]

You should insist on talking in his robot voice.

 

[Red Astaire]

I'd never read this thread before - But showed it to my buddy while trapped in a hotel room during a Caribbean thunder storm the other day. My mate is a Port Vale fan (unlucky) but literally cried laughing. What's happened to the OP? 'Summer Breeze'!!! Fucking LOL!

 

[Athens]

Were you on holiday!?

@cloggypop, did you hear this?

 

[cloggypop]

ARE YOU ON HOLIDAY WITH ROBBIE WILLIAMS RED ASTAIRE?