Poor old Maureen resembles a stage magician who has run out of all his rehearsed tricks and realises he's still got loads of time left over, so he just starts improvising really rubbish non-tricks. He came to England armed with a few gimmicks, and repeated them a few times, and now they just don't work any more so he's trying increasingly silly stuff in a vain attempt to retrieve his old 'master of mind games' crown. Yesterday, apparently, the hacks were told his presser would start at 1.30, so Maureen turned up at one and insisted on starting there and then, even though there was hardly any journalist there. Oh, how devious, how astonishingly artful the man is!
Many of the 13 questions that Mourinho fielded in the four minutes and 19 seconds that he afforded the nation’s broadcasters, were answered curtly. The shortest and least convincing answers from Mourinho came when he was quizzed about his relationship with Ed Woodward.
Privately, Mourinho has let it be known that he is frustrated with Woodward over his failure to sign a centre back this summer, but the United manager tried to paint a positive picture about his relationship with the executive vice-chairman, although the abrupt nature of his responses did not convince many of those present.
“Is your relationship with Woodward fine?” one reporter asked.
“Of course,” replied Mourinho, who then fielded a follow-up question.
“So there’s no problem at all with him?”
“No,” Mourinho said.
Then, a perfectly reasonable question from the audience about whether he thought the reaction to Sunday’s 3-2 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion had been overblown was met with short shrift.
“You are pessimistic. I’m not,” Mourinho said.
Even when asked to give his opinion on Monday’s opponents, Tottenham Hotspur, Mourinho declined to answer.
“I’m not going to comment,” he said.
Mourinho then gave just three minutes and 22 seconds of his time to newspaper reporters in a separate section, which was just as tense. Mourinho’s responses give us an insight into his mood at the moment. He is not happy on a number of levels. Woodward’s failure to back him in the transfer market — just seven months after handing him a new two-and-a-half-year deal — has understandably hurt the 55-year-old.
Criticism from outside the camp about his team’s woeful display on the south coast has clearly riled the manager even though he would not admit as much today.
“I don’t know ten per cent of what is written, I don’t know ten per cent of what is coming on the TV screens so I’m not the right guy to answer it,” Mourinho said.
Quinton Fortune, reviewing the press conference on the club’s official TV channel MUTV, suggested otherwise.
“You can see the frustration on his face and in his comments . . . some of the stuff that’s been said has probably hurt him a little bit,” the former United winger said.
The strongest criticism after the Brighton defeat came from Paul Scholes, Fortune’s former team-mate, who claimed that United had no leaders and that Paul Pogba was out of line for admitting that his attitude was wrong for the defeat.
“If you want any explanation about [Pogba’s] words you must get him and ask him,” Mourinho said.