Transfer deadline day

[Silver Sean]

We must have a striker lined up surely. Can't believe we'd let go all the forwards we have done unless something is in the pipeline. Unless Rodgers and Ayre are sitting in an office somewhere watching youtube compilations, with a mobile phone and a rolladex. Even with our track record of getting royally fucked on transfers in and out we must have something happening.
Either that or we are more of a shambles than I feared.

 

[Woland]

Chill out guys, I'm not setting any of these bombs off until 12.01.

 

[LarryHagman]

 

[Modo]

Daniel Pacheco ‏@dani37pacheco
Rumors about me going to milwall are not true. I will let you know where I'm off to by end of today. Thank you for message.

 

[gkmacca]

That's about the third time that's been posted, I wish the ugly fecker would get on with it!

 

[Modo]

That's about the third time that's been posted, I wish the ugly fecker would get on with it!

Really? Ooops.

 

[Rouge Penguin]

He said this on his twitter earlier

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
Up early, too excited to sleep. Final day of the transfer window and I'm likely to play a part in it!

It made me feel a bit sad really

Dont worry, as soon as he trys to play a part, he'll injure himself and claim he's going to stay with Twitter to win things

 

[El Pistolero]

Is Doni dead, he's simply disappeared off the face of the earth.

 

[LarryHagman]

Daniel Pacheco ‏@dani37pacheco
I think I'm a loan now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around....

 

[RedStar]

Dont worry, as soon as he trys to play a part, he'll injure himself and claim he's going to stay with Twitter to win things

His agent will phone him with an offer from QPR at 11:59 and as he sprints to the phone his hamstring will give way leaving him stranded on the hall floor staring up at the clock as it counts remorselessly down to the end of his career

 

[Woland]

Daniel Pacheco ‏@dani37pacheco
I think I'm a loan now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around....

Fucking ace. I'm gonna rob that for twitter and whatnot.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Is Doni dead, he's simply disappeared off the face of the earth.

No. But I heard Ken Dodd's dad's dog is

 

[Rosco]

He said this on his twitter earlier

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
Up early, too excited to sleep. Final day of the transfer window and I'm likely to play a part in it!

It made me feel a bit sad really

Isn't he a free agent?

He can sign at any time then, the window doesn't affect him.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Fucking ace. I'm gonna rob that for twitter and whatnot.

I see you changed the name to protect the innocent

 

[Jack D Rips]

Isn't he a free agent?

He can sign at any time then, the window doesn't affect him.

Not unless I throw him through the fucking thing!

 

[Woland]

I see you changed the name to protect the innocent

I've baleeted it. I forgot you shouldn't tweet anything between like 5 and 7 coz normals aren't on the internets.

 

[Gary25]

So we've got about 5 hours 40 minutes to buy 2 strikers.

I mean i know we're a bit shit at this transfer lark but we're not seriously going to let a £35m investment go out on loan and not replace him are we?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Gary - you seem depressed. You ok today?

 

[Gary25]

Gary - you seem depressed. You ok today?

Eh? 😀

 

[Squiggles]

So we've got about 5 hours 40 minutes to buy 2 strikers.

I mean i know we're a bit shit at this transfer lark but we're not seriously going to let a £35m investment go out on loan and not replace him are we?

We've taken that risk, there's no doubt about it. We should not have let Carroll go until we had someone else confirmed.

 

[barrymac20]

"@SkyGraemeBailey: Big news on its way..."

 

[barrymac20]

"@SkyGraemeBailey: Big news on its way..."

Jim whites phoned in sick

 

[tony]

@SkyGraemeBailey: Big news on its way

Yossi back to Liverpool they say.
What a crock of shit if true I thought we were trying to get all the wasters off the payroll.

 

[6TimesaRed]

We really do have some knob heads as fans..

 

[barrymac20]

Jesus vinny o conor couldn't even give his report there wit the Liverpool fans behind him

 

[jan]

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE !!

ianirvingtv
Brendan Rodgers and club doctor Zaf Iqbal have just left #LFC training ground. But intriguingly went in different directions...

 

[barrymac20]

"@SkyGraemeBailey: Sky Sports understands that Liverpool and Spurs have both lodged deadline day bids for Clint Dempsey."

 

[gkmacca]

Jim whites phoned in sick

Jim White's shouted in sick.

 

[Red Astaire]

That was just embarrassing! Someone tell those 'fans' outside Melwood to just fuck off.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE !!

ianirvingtv
Brendan Rodgers and club doctor Zaf Iqbal have just left #LFC training ground. But intriguingly went in different directions...

They probably don't live in the same house