Transfer Deadline Day 2013

[Hyena]

Apparently Ander Herrera has a buyout clause of €36m so *if* Man Utd want him badly enough, he's almost certainly theirs.

 

[keniget]

Apparently Ander Herrera has a buyout clause of €36m so *if* Man Utd want him badly enough, he's almost certainly theirs.

Hope that falls through. I'd much rather see Cleverly continue to start games for them.

 

[the count]

I like McCarthy Felaini but I'm not sure this notion of buying all Wigan's Everton's players is a great one for Everton Man U.

 

[gkmacca]

Shock news: Harry Redknapp drove past Sky's crew this morning without even acknowledging them! They're stunned.

 

[Skullflower]

ayre keeps referring to sakho as a marquis signing just in case we weren't sure.

brodgers says we're done for the window.

 

[Fabio]

After Moses gets announced

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[gkmacca]

AYRE: ...And then came my time at Huddersfield. Fascinating time, that. Let me talk you though it...
ILORI: [Thinks] I like having my picture taken, it is a nice thing!
SAKHO: [Thinks] I kill you. I kill you all!

 

[OLD_Lewy]

budgets gone to fuck when our new players have got to both share kolos hand me down shirts

 

[Judge Jules]

"I know - let's hold up a Liverpool shirt and make it look like a used dishrag. THAT'll get the punters flocking to buy."

 

[gkmacca]

According to that daft Sky reporter who stands outside Sunderland's ground the club are trying to sign someone called 'the highly rated Fabio Bassooni' from LFC on loan.

 

[Mystic]

AYRE: ...And then came my time at Huddersfield. Fascinating time, that. Let me talk you though it...
ILORI: [Thinks] I like having my picture taken, it is a nice thing!
SAKHO: [Thinks] I kill you. I kill you all!

Ayre looks like a supporter who's won a lifetime achievement award there.

 

[Oncy]

According to that daft Sky reporter who stands outside Sunderland's ground the club are trying to sign someone called 'the highly rated Fabio Bassooni' from LFC on loan.

Yeah I just saw that. Funneh.

 

[the_khl]

I really dig Sakho's Roger Murtaugh impression with shoulder gun belt and everything...

 

[6TimesaRed]

In a sensational turn of events a Gay couple adopt Ian Ayre

 

[TSD]

Is there an Arturo Vidal type of player we can get on the relative cheap?

 

[gkmacca]

I'm getting quite mesmerised by this bloke on SSN:

I've never seen anyone make speaking seem so exhausting. I suspect he is from Mars.

 

[Hansern]

Could be a sensational cb pairing for years to come.

Sakho is a marquee signing aswell

 

[doctor_mac]

Are we all absolutely convinced Suarez is staying? I still have a gnawing worry. I'll be very happy to see the window closed.

 

[Oncy]

I'm getting quite mesmerised by this bloke on SSN:

I've never seen anyone make speaking seem so exhausting. I suspect he is from Mars.

The clue is in the caption mae obviously. JAC Creations 2011.
Its a robot.

 

[Woland]

Are we all absolutely convinced Suarez is staying? I still have a gnawing worry. I'll be very happy to see the window closed.

I doubt Madrid have got another 50 million quid to blow now, not when their attack already looks as it does. Can't see anyone else coming in for him.

I want the window shut too.... I just wish we were buying a decent CM first.

 

[doctor_mac]

I doubt Madrid have got another 50 million quid to blow now, not when their attack already looks as it does. Can't see anyone else coming in for him.

I want the window shut too.... I just wish we were buying a decent CM first.

They're selling Ozil for 45 million today.....that's my concern. And there are those shit Kaka rumours. If Kaka is the sweetener in a deal to sell Suarez I'll be on suicide watch with Oncy's mate (Dave).

 

[gkmacca]

We should just shut OUR window early. Then if they try anything they'll just hurt their noses. I do it with flies all the time.

 

[Woland]

That's why I said I'll be happier when it's over. I just can't see it though. Not unless they were throwing Benzema in the deal or something, which wouldn't be the end of the world.

 

[FoxForceFive]

They're selling Ozil for 45 million today.....that's my concern. And there are those shit Kaka rumours. If Kaka is the sweetener in a deal to sell Torres I'll be on suicide watch with Oncy's mate (Dave).

Torres? Unresolved leaving star striker issues?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Are we all absolutely convinced Suarez is staying? I still have a gnawing worry. I'll be very happy to see the window closed.

ballague said that madrid called last week to ask and we told them he wasnt for sale and not to call back, also we've sorted out moses on loan

 

[doctor_mac]

Torres? Unresolved leaving star striker issues?

Yeah man. Freudian slip there.

 

[Woland]

Ballbag knows less than me.

 

[Skullflower]

if we end up with moses on loan after chasing a 25 million pound attacker throughout the summer then this window has been fucking shit

 

[livvy145]

Seems happier today

 

[King Binny]

Leverkusen has apparently signed Finnish goalscoring starlet Joel Pohjanpalo and loaned him to Aalen.