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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Atlas link=topic=43861.msg1269800#msg1269800 date=1296417772]
My mum said "are you *still* playing/watching/interested in football? grow up"
and then she slapped me your honour, like I was one of the three stooges
[/quote]12 million dollars your honour!
[quote author=Atlas link=topic=43861.msg1269800#msg1269800 date=1296417772]
My mum said "are you *still* playing/watching/interested in football? grow up"
and then she slapped me your honour, like I was one of the three stooges
[/quote]12 million dollars your honour!
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Anyone remember the guy know changed his name by deedpoll to Fernando Torres?
Anyone remember the guy know changed his name by deedpoll to Fernando Torres?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
LIVERPOOL fan Shaun McCormack got himself a new name for Christmas - and is now called Fernando Torres.
The dad of four, 36, changed his name by deed poll to match that of his Spanish football hero.
The internet trader said: "It's a dream come true. I know he isn't having the greatest of seasons but, for me, he's the best striker on the planet.
"I did think about changing my name to Steven Gerrard, but I wanted something a little more flamboyant."
Shaun, from Scunthorpe, Lincs, is now putting his new moniker on his birth certificate and registering it with his bank.
He said his wife Clare and kids found it hilarious, adding: "The only person who hasn't seen the funny side is my mother-in-law. It was worth doing just to see her reaction."
LIVERPOOL fan Shaun McCormack got himself a new name for Christmas - and is now called Fernando Torres.
The dad of four, 36, changed his name by deed poll to match that of his Spanish football hero.
The internet trader said: "It's a dream come true. I know he isn't having the greatest of seasons but, for me, he's the best striker on the planet.
"I did think about changing my name to Steven Gerrard, but I wanted something a little more flamboyant."
Shaun, from Scunthorpe, Lincs, is now putting his new moniker on his birth certificate and registering it with his bank.
He said his wife Clare and kids found it hilarious, adding: "The only person who hasn't seen the funny side is my mother-in-law. It was worth doing just to see her reaction."
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269834#msg1269834 date=1296419354]
12 million dollars your honour!
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This little scally's abandoned by his parents and the court has to decide custody. The judge asks him: "What about if I send you to live with your auntie?"
"Nah, she beats me every time I stay there."
"Well, your nan then."
"You jokin'? She's even worse, takes the broomstick to me an' everythink."
So the judge awards custody to Everton Football Club, 'coz they never beat anybody.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269834#msg1269834 date=1296419354]
12 million dollars your honour!
[/quote]
This little scally's abandoned by his parents and the court has to decide custody. The judge asks him: "What about if I send you to live with your auntie?"
"Nah, she beats me every time I stay there."
"Well, your nan then."
"You jokin'? She's even worse, takes the broomstick to me an' everythink."
So the judge awards custody to Everton Football Club, 'coz they never beat anybody.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269846#msg1269846 date=1296419903]
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
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True, though we're not the ones on a shit load of money for the pleasure.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269846#msg1269846 date=1296419903]
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
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True, though we're not the ones on a shit load of money for the pleasure.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43861.msg1269788#msg1269788 date=1296417161]
I reckon it's carra. Bascombe is closest to him so he'd be the obv suspect. As such he'd throw in a mention. Also that namedrop is very forced, it's needless.
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I wonder what carra's prozone stats are like?
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=43861.msg1269788#msg1269788 date=1296417161]
I reckon it's carra. Bascombe is closest to him so he'd be the obv suspect. As such he'd throw in a mention. Also that namedrop is very forced, it's needless.
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I wonder what carra's prozone stats are like?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43861.msg1269849#msg1269849 date=1296419949]
True, though we're not the ones on a shit load of money for the pleasure.
[/quote]Yeah but the club SHOULD mean more to us than them. But give us ten bad performances and its 'get out of our club' not 'we will love you forever'.
Ya gemme.
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43861.msg1269849#msg1269849 date=1296419949]
True, though we're not the ones on a shit load of money for the pleasure.
[/quote]Yeah but the club SHOULD mean more to us than them. But give us ten bad performances and its 'get out of our club' not 'we will love you forever'.
Ya gemme.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269846#msg1269846 date=1296419903]
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
[/quote]
Yes we are cunts, complete cunts. Just reread the thread 🙂
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269846#msg1269846 date=1296419903]
Its quite funny (and when i say funny i mean a bit sad) how we only demand loyalty and honour from good players ay?
Most fans have said 'I wish he'd fuck off' 'Get him off the wage bill' etc about loads of players who have shown nowt but loyalty to the club. HOW DARE HE LEAVE HE SHOULD LOVE US FOREVER ETC ETC.
We're such cunts.
[/quote]
Yes we are cunts, complete cunts. Just reread the thread 🙂
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269854#msg1269854 date=1296420112]
Yeah but the club SHOULD mean more to us than them. But give us ten bad performances and its 'get out of our club' not 'we will love you forever'.
Ya gemme.
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Aye, I gets yer.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269854#msg1269854 date=1296420112]
Yeah but the club SHOULD mean more to us than them. But give us ten bad performances and its 'get out of our club' not 'we will love you forever'.
Ya gemme.
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Aye, I gets yer.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269853#msg1269853 date=1296420101]
I wonder what Pepe's take is on all this and how much he knew about it all?
training might have been a bit awkward for him today
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I'd be willing to bet he feels the most let down of all.
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269853#msg1269853 date=1296420101]
I wonder what Pepe's take is on all this and how much he knew about it all?
training might have been a bit awkward for him today
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I'd be willing to bet he feels the most let down of all.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
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Your mum is cool
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
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Your mum is cool
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
I don't know if that's always true Oncy, I've had soft spots for a few players who I think are loyal and genuinely love Liverpool, such as Warnock and Spearing for example and if they showed signs suggesting otherwise I would be upset about that too
I don't know if that's always true Oncy, I've had soft spots for a few players who I think are loyal and genuinely love Liverpool, such as Warnock and Spearing for example and if they showed signs suggesting otherwise I would be upset about that too
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269839#msg1269839 date=1296419601]
If we manage to sign Llorente and Suarez in this window I would lose my mind, they're the two players I wanted after the WC. And if we managed Young and Adam too...well I'd have to did my mind and lose it all over again
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liorente? are we even in for him?
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269839#msg1269839 date=1296419601]
If we manage to sign Llorente and Suarez in this window I would lose my mind, they're the two players I wanted after the WC. And if we managed Young and Adam too...well I'd have to did my mind and lose it all over again
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liorente? are we even in for him?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
There have been rumours to that effect in Spain apparently.
There have been rumours to that effect in Spain apparently.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269830#msg1269830 date=1296418912]
My mum said maybe you shouldn't have brought the new one as I think he doesnt like the new one and that's why he wants to leave. But even if he does go at least you've still got the new one.
My mum did actually genuinely say that
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That was really what my mum said too, I wasnt making it up. She always describes nando as 'the nice boy'. Did the same about Owen too mind.
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=43861.msg1269830#msg1269830 date=1296418912]
My mum said maybe you shouldn't have brought the new one as I think he doesnt like the new one and that's why he wants to leave. But even if he does go at least you've still got the new one.
My mum did actually genuinely say that
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That was really what my mum said too, I wasnt making it up. She always describes nando as 'the nice boy'. Did the same about Owen too mind.
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