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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
The one thing I've learnt from this whole episode is that I'll never ever again get some foreign players name on my lad's shirts. I'll be sticking with the local lads who you know do actually have some respect for the club. Looks like he'll have to make do with Kelly for the next couple of years.
The one thing I've learnt from this whole episode is that I'll never ever again get some foreign players name on my lad's shirts. I'll be sticking with the local lads who you know do actually have some respect for the club. Looks like he'll have to make do with Kelly for the next couple of years.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1269777#msg1269777 date=1296415944]
The one thing I've learnt from this whole episode is that I'll never ever again get some foreign players name on my lad's shirts. I'll be sticking with the local lads who you know do actually have some respect for the club. Looks like he'll have to make do with Kelly for the next couple of years.
[/quote]Yep. Go classic. Hansen, Rush, Dalglish, Hamann, Souness etc.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1269777#msg1269777 date=1296415944]
The one thing I've learnt from this whole episode is that I'll never ever again get some foreign players name on my lad's shirts. I'll be sticking with the local lads who you know do actually have some respect for the club. Looks like he'll have to make do with Kelly for the next couple of years.
[/quote]Yep. Go classic. Hansen, Rush, Dalglish, Hamann, Souness etc.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43861.msg1269761#msg1269761 date=1296415110]
My mum said, "Fernandes who?"
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my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43861.msg1269761#msg1269761 date=1296415110]
My mum said, "Fernandes who?"
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my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43861.msg1269785#msg1269785 date=1296416873]
But the person quoted talks about Carra.
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I reckon it's carra. Bascombe is closest to him so he'd be the obv suspect. As such he'd throw in a mention. Also that namedrop is very forced, it's needless.
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43861.msg1269785#msg1269785 date=1296416873]
But the person quoted talks about Carra.
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I reckon it's carra. Bascombe is closest to him so he'd be the obv suspect. As such he'd throw in a mention. Also that namedrop is very forced, it's needless.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
[/quote]Erm, I think you might be my brother.
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
[/quote]Erm, I think you might be my brother.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
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My mum said "It's only a game son". So I put the phone down on her.
[quote author=peterhague link=topic=43861.msg1269787#msg1269787 date=1296417104]
my mum said she thinks torres is past his best and is too injury-prone and sulky-looking to bother about, and thinks we should take the money.
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My mum said "It's only a game son". So I put the phone down on her.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
My mum said she hopes he catches syphilis and his head drops off.
My mum said she hopes he catches syphilis and his head drops off.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
I told my 6 yr old the news that Torres wants to leave today
He cried his eyes out and said how can I wear my shirt now. How can he wear blue. I was gutted for him but also angry that nando could do this at this time when we are all enjoying an improved team under kenny.
I told my 6 yr old the news that Torres wants to leave today
He cried his eyes out and said how can I wear my shirt now. How can he wear blue. I was gutted for him but also angry that nando could do this at this time when we are all enjoying an improved team under kenny.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
No, he added 'fucking' before 'head'. Me ma's got a bit more class.
No, he added 'fucking' before 'head'. Me ma's got a bit more class.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269789#msg1269789 date=1296417235]
Erm, I think you might be my brother.
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if only. i'd like a brother who's into football. it's the women in my family who follow liverpool (yes, and me, ha ha).
my dad still can't get his head around the concept of there being the FA cup and the league cup. 'how do you know which is which?' etc.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43861.msg1269789#msg1269789 date=1296417235]
Erm, I think you might be my brother.
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if only. i'd like a brother who's into football. it's the women in my family who follow liverpool (yes, and me, ha ha).
my dad still can't get his head around the concept of there being the FA cup and the league cup. 'how do you know which is which?' etc.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Fox link=topic=43861.msg1269805#msg1269805 date=1296417886]
I told my 6 yr old the news that Torres wants to leave today
He cried his eyes out and said how can I wear my shirt now. How can he wear blue. I was gutted for him but also angry that nando could do this at this time when we are all enjoying an improved team under kenny.
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I hope you told him to stop being such a fag & man up.
😉
[quote author=Fox link=topic=43861.msg1269805#msg1269805 date=1296417886]
I told my 6 yr old the news that Torres wants to leave today
He cried his eyes out and said how can I wear my shirt now. How can he wear blue. I was gutted for him but also angry that nando could do this at this time when we are all enjoying an improved team under kenny.
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I hope you told him to stop being such a fag & man up.
😉
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=43861.msg1269808#msg1269808 date=1296417983]
Abramovich might not come back with the £50m... Fernando in limbo??
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He should be good at that. He's now proved how low he can go.
[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=43861.msg1269808#msg1269808 date=1296417983]
Abramovich might not come back with the £50m... Fernando in limbo??
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He should be good at that. He's now proved how low he can go.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:
1. Introducing the missus to John Terry
2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole
3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work
4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads
5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm
6. Getting booed after a home draw
7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win
8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table
9. Free trips on Roman's yacht
10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on...
Still fancy it...?
Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:
1. Introducing the missus to John Terry
2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole
3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work
4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads
5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm
6. Getting booed after a home draw
7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win
8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table
9. Free trips on Roman's yacht
10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on...
Still fancy it...?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=43861.msg1269812#msg1269812 date=1296418122]
Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:
1. Introducing the missus to John Terry
2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole
3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work
4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads
5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm
6. Getting booed after a home draw
7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win
8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table
9. Free trips on Roman's yacht
10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on...
Still fancy it...?
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Love it
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=43861.msg1269812#msg1269812 date=1296418122]
Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:
1. Introducing the missus to John Terry
2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole
3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work
4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads
5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm
6. Getting booed after a home draw
7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win
8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table
9. Free trips on Roman's yacht
10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on...
Still fancy it...?
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Love it
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1269824#msg1269824 date=1296418588]
Love it
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Taken from the mirror.. certainly made me laugh...
Been raiding rawk also..
BTW does Paddy post there ?
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43861.msg1269824#msg1269824 date=1296418588]
Love it
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Taken from the mirror.. certainly made me laugh...
Been raiding rawk also..
BTW does Paddy post there ?
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
I'd like to know what our plans are regarding the Torres transfer.
a) we must surley have set a deadline tomorrow, that after 12 pm even a 80 mill £ bid will be rejected cause we can't get a replacement in time
b) have we sounded out a replacement? We can't for the love of God NOT sign another striker if he leaves.
I'd like to know what our plans are regarding the Torres transfer.
a) we must surley have set a deadline tomorrow, that after 12 pm even a 80 mill £ bid will be rejected cause we can't get a replacement in time
b) have we sounded out a replacement? We can't for the love of God NOT sign another striker if he leaves.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
Oh, and ballbag claimed Real were looking at a Adebayor deal this summer and not Llorente.
So if we have sounded out Llorente and gotten a positive response from his agent, I'd be more than pleased if we managed to get him.
Oh, and ballbag claimed Real were looking at a Adebayor deal this summer and not Llorente.
So if we have sounded out Llorente and gotten a positive response from his agent, I'd be more than pleased if we managed to get him.
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down
My mum said maybe you shouldn't have brought the new one as I think he doesnt like the new one and that's why he wants to leave. But even if he does go at least you've still got the new one.
My mum did actually genuinely say that
My mum said maybe you shouldn't have brought the new one as I think he doesnt like the new one and that's why he wants to leave. But even if he does go at least you've still got the new one.
My mum did actually genuinely say that
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