The Footy World Has Gone F***ing mad!

[Red Astaire]

Alright, admittedly there are no balcony tits on the horizon - That's a shame and I am sorry for raising your hopes. Seriously though..... We've all seen tits. I can send the cheeky snaps over if you really like.....😉

Down to more important matters - There's some serious coin that's been plunged into the PL. TV rights, Russian owners, fat cat numpties that know fuck all about anything other their boats and secret islands (I like to think they all own secret islands and have a weird red button - Too many hours watching Bond movies 😳)

I mean who the fuck thought Lukaku was worth 75Mill? (Ok dumb question - Clearly the scummers did)

Now I read Kyle (fucking) Walker might be going to city for 50Mill!! Eh?

Clearly the footy world has gone bonkers! I happily celebrated 18months (give or take) of sobriety but this shit is enough to make any footy loving dickhead reach for the bottle!


Then there's LFC - I think Salah must be a snip if some twat is willing to pay 50mill for Kyle Walker! I heard that Matic might go for 40mill!? Eh????

Ok I admit I have taken the odd psychedelic and my addled brain might not be what it once was but fucking hell!!!!!! Is the world crazy or should I just lie down and change the channel to the cricket?

 

[doctor_mac]

Thank God. I thought the titty lady's 7 foot tall hubby had turned up and put you in hospital. Send the snaps then matey.

 

[Red Astaire]

Thank God. I thought the titty lady's 7 foot tall hubby had turned up and put you in hospital. Send the snaps then matey.

I'm looking into it brother Doc. How the fuck do get them off my phone and onto here?

 

[Jack D Rips]

Have you heard that Swansea have turned down 40m from the bitters for Gylfi? Holding out for 50m

 

[ibromurph]

In this current market Keita at 70m and VVD at 65m looks reasonable. We have to hope the football world comes to its senses before the end of the transfer window or I can't see us signing anyone else.

At this rate VVD and Keita will be 100m a piece by August.

 

[Judge Jules]

Tell you who looks like £70 mill's worth at these prices - Aubameyang. We need to be in on that.

 

[Squiggles]

Bender just left Dortmund for Levekusen for £15m Euros. He's a regular German international. There's still decent value to be had in the market despite clubs determined to overpay for 'Prem Proven'.

 

[ibromurph]

It's strange though that no one else is in for him? Is his wage demands ridiculous? Has he got dodgy knees? Is he just a tap in merchant?

PSG, Arsenal, Real, United, Chelsea have all been actively pursuing strikers.. and none of them have made Dortmund an offer.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

it has gone fucking mad

 

[Judge Jules]

It's strange though that no one else is in for him? Is his wage demands ridiculous? Has he got dodgy knees? Is he just a tap in merchant?

PSG, Arsenal, Real, United, Chelsea have all been actively pursuing strikers.. and none of them have made Dortmund an offer.

They all know he really wants to play for Klopp again. 😉

Seriously though, it's a fair question and we'd obv.need to do our due diligence, but if that came out OK it would be a dream signing IMHO.

 

[Squiggles]

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[Oliver Twist]

Bender just left Dortmund for Levekusen for £15m Euros. He's a regular German international. There's still decent value to be had in the market despite clubs determined to overpay for 'Prem Proven'.

He's always injured, and he's not really a German regular. He would probably go for more in the prem but not a whole lot more.

 

[Red Astaire]

Have you heard that Swansea have turned down 40m from the bitters for Gylfi? Holding out for 50m

WTF! hahahahhahahaaha - Really? I'll admit I've skipped the footy for a bit and as usual replace it all with the cricket - but then this! I'm staggered no one else is not laughing their bollocks off. Well I am anyway 😀

 

[Hansern]

And Utd are interested in Dier. 50 mill £. I kid you not. Insane.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Walker will become the world's most expensive defender.

Wut?




VVD will smash that record soon, though.

 

[rurikbird]

As I understand, the prices compared to around 5 years ago changed roughly as follows:

Player who used to cost £10M, now costs £30M
Player who used to cost £15M, now costs £40M
Player who used to cost £20M, now costs £50M
etc.

 

[Oncy]

I'm looking into it brother Doc. How the fuck do get them off my phone and onto here?

Reply.
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Boom.
Tittays.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

http://dailym.ai/2vgsCJi

I wonder if this might drive prices back down again

 

[Red Astaire]

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Boom.
Tittays.

I will do it but dude it's not fucking worth it. There's no tits - She's on the fucking balcony and has turned around. It's the best I could manage given my own proximity. Prepare to be massively underwhelmed.

 

[keniget]

http://dailym.ai/2vgsCJi

I wonder if this might drive prices back down again

Not before time.

 

[Oncy]

I will do it but dude it's not fucking worth it. There's no tits - She's on the fucking balcony and has turned around. It's the best I could manage given my own proximity. Prepare to be massively underwhelmed.

Hahaha.

 

[mwake]

Isn't wages a problem for us with regard to signing the likes of Aubayemang? He's going to want at least 150 - 250k a week...VVD wants similar and god knows what Keita will want...Don't we have one of the highest wage bills in the world?

 

[Modo]

We got Torres for 24 Mill...(edit 20 mill) an up and coming star. Already established himself at Atletico and captaining the team. I wonder how much he would have cost us in today's market. I'm thinking at least 100 mill...

 

[keniget]

We got Torres for 24 Mill...an up and coming star. Already established himself at Atletico and captaining the team. I wonder how much he would have cost us in today market. I'm thinking at least 100 mill...

Nah, I don't think so.

The hype around him had already peaked and things had gotten a little stagnant for him when we signed him. That's why we got him for the price we did.

 

[reuque]

Isn't wages a problem for us with regard to signing the likes of Aubayemang? He's going to want at least 150 - 250k a week...VVD wants similar and god knows what Keita will want...Don't we have one of the highest wage bills in the world?

Keita is currently on 30k per week and we're rumoured to be offering 125k

 

[StevieM]

The transfer world has gone insane.

There's even someone willing to offer money for Lucas!!!!

 

[Judge Jules]

Isn't wages a problem for us with regard to signing the likes of Aubayemang? He's going to want at least 150 - 250k a week...VVD wants similar and god knows what Keita will want...Don't we have one of the highest wage bills in the world?

Wouldn't disagree, but if we want to break back into the very top grouping of clubs this is what we're going to have to do.