Szoboszlaifragilisticexpialidotious

[binomial]

The guy literally only scores bangers.

What's ChatGPT saying about his song.

 

[peekay]

 

[King Binny]

 

[binomial]

Szohbjfofocekolai Dominik it is!!!!

 

[bluebell]

Szohbjfofocekolai Dominik it is!!!!

Big Dom it is then

 

[The Nomad]

Big Dom it is then

Dommy Slobbers.

 

[tombrown]

Dom with a dong like a nuclear bomb




Just like tombrown

 

[King Binny]

 

[binomial]

Dom with a dong like a nuclear bomb




Just like tombrown

Is that what your missus tells ya yeah?

You better keep them Dom nudes on ya phone away from her lad, she might start to get erotic ideas if ya know what I mean.

 

[Holle]

@Holle seems to have discovered him before anyone else here
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/threads/confirmed-transfers-19-20.139288/page-11#post-1842646

Every dog has his day.

 

[binomial]

Ah fuck, he’s gonna flop now isn’t he?

 

[King Binny]

 

[peekay]

Every dog has his day.

One helluva prediction though !!!!

 

[Frogfish]

Haha, true..

In all seriousness the north is by far the most beautiful place. This is from where my dad and that side of my family are from.
If you ever have the chance you should definitely visit Lofoten and the Lofoten islands:

https://www.visitnorway.no/reisemal/nord-norge/lofoten/

Truly a magical place.

I have ... And it is. It's a photographer's pilgrimage. Shots on my website (Thedragonsfather.com for the few who haven't memorised and committed it to heart by now).

 

[rurikbird]

Almost. Think of it as "Soboss lie". Simples.

So his name contains the word BOSS (well, almost) and you lot are still unsure about a nickname?

 

[rurikbird]

Every dog has his day.

Fair play to you, you were indeed the first to mention him on this forum, almost exactly 4 years ago:

But there's an 18 year old midfielder from Hungary at RB too - I think he'll be a star in a few years.

Dominik Szoboszlai.

Look out for him.

Jul 7, 2019

 

[peekay]

Ah fuck, he’s gonna flop now isn’t he?

He cant and wont. All of SCM's elite thinktank have staked their reputation on him.

 

[tomasjj]

I cannot wait to see him run onto the pitch, wearing our shirt

He will be great

 

[rurikbird]

The whole Twitter thread is worth reading - Jan Riha loves his technical players, so of course he’s a fan. But I do love the highlighted moment above - this is EXACTLY the kind of attitude + speed and energy we’ve badly missed at the RCM position since Hendo started slowing down.

There also was an interesting stat mentioned on the RedmenTV “Deep Dive”: last season Szloboszlai was 2nd in the league behind Kimmich (who plays a completely different role obviously) at the number of passes he received in the final 3rd. So this is a player who will not hide; he will constantly move to look for spaces to receive the ball and stretch the play and when he is found, he has the technique and guile to make it count.

 

[Frogfish]

I dont know, I really dont know, do we not need another midfielder plus defender ?, does this mean we no longer going for big Keff ? Or Vin ? What the fuck does this mean regards big picture ?

Moron. Ever the glass half full eh!

Edit : Damn you The Count

 

[binomial]

Since we like our release clause sexy AM signings….I wonder if that means…..Arda Guler’s next baby!!!!!! Yeeeeeha!!!!!

 

[tomasjj]

he is ... our porn king de bryune

 

[bluebell]

Since we like our release clause sexy AM signings….I wonder if that means…..Arda Guler’s next baby!!!!!! Yeeeeeha!!!!!

Nope... It's very unlikely, the club will look for players for now as oppose to for the future. The kids gonna need games where ever he goes, and we can't give him games.
Thuram and if possible a CB. Though it would me we off load some players.

 

[Hyena]

The whole Twitter thread is worth reading - Jan Riha loves his technical players, so of course he’s a fan. But I do love the highlighted moment above - this is EXACTLY the kind of attitude + speed and energy we’ve badly missed at the RCM position since Hendo started slowing down.

There also was an interesting stat mentioned on the RedmenTV “Deep Dive”: last season Szloboszlai was 2nd in the league behind Kimmich (who plays a completely different role obviously) at the number of passes he received in the final 3rd. So this is a player who will not hide; he will constantly move to look for spaces to receive the ball and stretch the play and when he is found, he has the technique and guile to make it count.

Jan Riha has been creaming off about Szoboszlai since 2018. The love is legit.



And yes his determination to defend is impressive

 

[peekay]

The whole Twitter thread is worth reading - Jan Riha loves his technical players, so of course he’s a fan. But I do love the highlighted moment above - this is EXACTLY the kind of attitude + speed and energy we’ve badly missed at the RCM position since Hendo started slowing down.

There also was an interesting stat mentioned on the RedmenTV “Deep Dive”: last season Szloboszlai was 2nd in the league behind Kimmich (who plays a completely different role obviously) at the number of passes he received in the final 3rd. So this is a player who will not hide; he will constantly move to look for spaces to receive the ball and stretch the play and when he is found, he has the technique and guile to make it count.

That Jan Riha thread makes him look like a potential world player of the year candidate

 

[Hansern]

Love him already

 

[FreshRed]

Can highly recommend a cruise that visits the coast of the north of Norway. I've done it a few times and its insanely beautiful.

Ooh. Yes, please

 

[Zlate]

Love him already

Love the confidence

 

[StevieM]

So… the important stuff.

“Slobbers” as his standard name.

Or maybe “DommySlobs” or even “DummySlobs”.

“Slobbershite” after 2 mins in his debut in a friendly having not scored.

“Soz” for the really lazy that want to type a few letters as possible.

Or for @tombrown “DSOB”

I’m looking forward to a BadgerTits DummySlobs midfield.

 

[rurikbird]

So… the important stuff.

“Slobbers” as his standard name.

Or maybe “DommySlobs” or even “DummySlobs”.

“Slobbershite” after 2 mins in his debut in a friendly having not scored.

“Soz” for the really lazy that want to type a few letters as possible.

Or for @tombrown “DSOB”

I’m looking forward to a BadgerTits DummySlobs midfield.

“Slow-boszlai” if he ever loses a footrace to Salah.