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[rurikbird]

YAAAAAASSS!!!

 

[the count]

See? It's easy when you just pay the fucking money

We are just going around trying to find players with low release clauses

 

[binomial]

Who got the best deal then lads?

Arsenal? Rice - 105m
Madrid? Jude - Potentially 105m
Us? AlexiMac + SexyDom - 95m

 

[moron]

Think all that's left to do now is wait for King Binny to do his thing with his graphs, stats, data, records and all that sexy cool shit before I get my dick out and have
a little fiddle.

Are you not worried that if we sign him then that willbe it for the midfield and defence ?

 

[moron]

Who got the best deal then lads?

Arsenal? Rice - 105m
Madrid? Jude - Potentially 105m
Us? AlexiMac + SexyDom - 95m

I dont know, I really dont know, do we not need another midfielder plus defender ?, does this mean we no longer going for big Keff ? Or Vin ? What the fuck does this mean regards big picture ?

 

[bluebell]

Are you not worried that if we sign him then that willbe it for the midfield and defence ?

Thuram is probably happening too... I copied the Gelletti guy saying its going to happen

 

[King Binny]

A year late but better late than never

 

[the count]

I dont know, I really dont know, do we not need another midfielder plus defender ?, does this mean we no longer going for big Keff ? Or Vin ? What the fuck does this mean regards big picture ?

 

[binomial]

Are you not worried that if we sign him then that willbe it for the midfield and defence ?

Ahhh let me worry about that another time, right now I wanna sing Dom’s name until my larynx gives out.

 

[binomial]

I dont know, I really dont know, do we not need another midfielder plus defender ?, does this mean we no longer going for big Keff ? Or Vin ? What the fuck does this mean regards big picture ?

I DONT KNOW I’m not the fucking messiah unfortunately.

 

[King Binny]

You dirty fsg apologist!!!

😛

 

[binomial]

Parody account lol, almost had me.

Funny though.

 

[the count]

 

[Modo]

 

[Raz]

Is there anything that we don’t do and aren’t dickheads about according to you?

And you of all people need to ask!

 

[Fabio]

 

[binomial]

And you of all people need to ask!

Hey!!! I've been on good behavior lately.

Looks like it won't matter anyway Razza, he's a red. Born and bred. It's Dommy Schlobb!!! It's Dommy Schlobb!!! It's Dommy Schlooobbbeers!!!!

He's BIG! .... He's RED!......He shits out sexy breaaaaad!!!!! IT'S DOMMY SCHLOBBB

 

[Raz]

Who got the best deal then lads?

Arsenal? Rice - 105m
Madrid? Jude - Potentially 105m
Us? AlexiMac + SexyDom - 95m

I have absolutely no idea.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's "Sob", not "Schob" BTW. In Hungarian "Sz" is pronounced just as an "s". It's Polish which pronounces it as "sch".

I'll get my anorak.

 

[tombrown]

So Soblossly is the proper pronunciation?

Or Dominic?

 

[binomial]

We could literally have a 100 page thread on how we all plan to pronounce his name alone.

Zee-boz-ah-lie

Jur-bodge-ah-lie

Shhhhh-bo-zal-I

 

[Modo]

Sobosligh in England.

 

[Irishanfield]

He'll be a flop...

 

[Judge Jules]

So Soblossly is the proper pronunciation?

Or Dominic?

Almost. Think of it as "Soboss lie". Simples.

 

[tombrown]

We could literally have a 100 page thread on how we all plan to pronounce his name alone.

If there is one thing I am sure about, we should never pronounce his name "alone"; that would be fucking stupid

 

[Markeh]

Almost. Think of it as "Soboss lie". Simples.

yup slobber guy, perfect

 

[Hansern]

Fucking get in!

 

[binomial]

I think how this guy pronounces it.

Sir-Boss-Lie

 

[Buddha]

So Soblossly is the proper pronunciation?

Or Dominic?

It’s ‘Big Sexy Cunt’

 

[Judge Jules]

It’s ‘Big Sexy Cunt’

Three honeymoon couples arrive at the same hotel on their respective wedding nights and are given adjoining suites. Late in the evening one of the husbands comes flying out on to the balcony complaining: "But darling, I only said you had nice tits!". Then another comes whizzing out on to his balcony saying : "But darling, I only said you had a nice @rse!". Sure enough, the third one then comes flying out. "Did you put your foot in it?", one of the others asks. "No, but I could have."