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I wouldnt call it Viking blood given you know who his dad is, more cunts blood. I'm a mix of the south of Norway and north of Norway. Obviously the best parts of this country..

Missing hte Central bit where all the Swedish honeys go for summer vacation!
 
Is that the south part of the north, or the north part of the south?

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You'd make a horrible travel writer.

"While there is much to recommend in Norway, and you could spend years exploring this beautiful country, if I had but one recommendation, one unmissable place, it'd be the south. Oh, and the north, of course."

Haha, true..

In all seriousness the north is by far the most beautiful place. This is from where my dad and that side of my family are from.
If you ever have the chance you should definitely visit Lofoten and the Lofoten islands:

https://www.visitnorway.no/reisemal/nord-norge/lofoten/

Truly a magical place.
 
Haha, true..

In all seriousness the north is by far the most beautiful place. This is from where my dad and that side of my family are from.
If you ever have the chance you should definitely visit Lofoten and the Lofoten islands:

https://www.visitnorway.no/reisemal/nord-norge/lofoten/

Truly a magical place.
It's on my list. My dad wanted to take a train journey from London to Helsinki but he can barely walk these days so I'm looking at a Norwegian cruise thing (but not one of those boats the size of a small town)
 


His striking technique is just elite. Like he could literally be the best FK taker on the planet if he wanted. Ridiculous ability


You could see he models his game on Cristiano Ronaldo to some extent, trying to focus on clean connection and achieve maximum power whenever he strikes the ball, whether it’s a set piece or open play. The slight back-spin he adds is his signature and results in a characteristically flat trajectory of the ball.

It’s been a while since we had an attacking player who was so focused on precise ball-striking in the team - Coutinho was probably the last player of this type.
 
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Yeah that’s right you walk away Newcastle, when the big boys come calling you bow down before leaving.
 
You could see he models his game on Cristiano Ronaldo to some extent, trying to focus on clean connection and achieve maximum power whenever he strikes the ball, whether it’s a set piece or open play. The slight back-spin he adds is his signature and results in a characteristically flat trajectory of the ball.

It’s been a while since we had an attacking player who was so focused on precise ball-striking in the team - Coutinho was probably the last player of this type.


Gakpo has a lovely strike on them judging from his time in Holland. I'd wage there are more goals from distance to come.
 
What was that 1 where he got the ball from Trent and shot straight after the half turn from about 25 yards and trickled in off the post? The 1 where it linda looked like he mishit it but didn’t, The precision was filthy.
 
What was that 1 where he got the ball from Trent and shot straight after the half turn from about 25 yards and trickled in off the post? The 1 where it linda looked like he mishit it but didn’t, The precision was filthy.

West Ham.

Although it was close range, the cut-in and strike against Man United showed a similar mix of power and precision. It was very clean.
 
Gakpo has a lovely strike on them judging from his time in Holland. I'd wage there are more goals from distance to come.

True, hopefully both will add more long-distance goals to the mix for us. Szloboszlai is more similar to Coutinho or Cristiano in that he does set-pieces as well and practices them obsessively.
 
I was never really convinced by the technical ability of Keita. CL final shot being the lowlight of his striking technique.

This dude, Gakpo, Mac Allister actually have genuine shooting technical ability.

And shooting technique is a little different to passing technique.

For example, I feel like Gakpo has better shooting technique (ball stationary or slightly tee'd up) than Thiago. However, Thiago is probably better technically than Gakpo at nearly everything else.
 
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