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Summer rebuild 2023

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I mean, I know you’re pretty thick - I just didn’t realise how thick.

I’m not sure how , in your head, scoring the same equates to being surpassed (Eze & Maddison) - it when you take out the midfielders that play as forwards (Saka, Foden, Barnes, you’re left with 2 midfielders that scored more (Almiron & Odegaard).

Wouldnt be just easier to say - “yeah Mac A had a really good season last year and he looks like he’s on an upward trajectory and was a steal at £35m” than continue to make a twat out of yourself… again.

That’s even before we get on to the “Utd rarely buy dudes” - it’d be easier to list the players that haven’t been whopping cock-wombles in the last decade - Sancho, Maguire, Anthony, Fred, Bailley, Lindeloff, Martial, Wan-Bissaka, van der Beek… and they’re just the ones in the current squad… before we even get to Ronaldo MkII, Lukaku, de Maria, Pogba…

I could go on… but I might do myself an injury laughing so hard at the shite they’ve bought.

You’re Dreamies alternate account aren’t you?

So lets see...
You start by calling me thick yet fail to see both Eze and Maddison who has scored 1 gaol and no assist vs 18 goals and 12 assists by Maddison.
Eze show casing the point that you made, Judging Mac A on one season...
Could have added Bruno Fernandes 14 goal and 15 assist, KDB 10 goals and 31 assist both of whom score consistancely mid to high numbers in the goal/assist cat'

Like it or not Utd sign more players than we do therefore will have more dudes. Look at the ones we have sign over the premier league years... Not avery good point that you thought it was: especially the Ronaldo point as he was magic the first time around.

You can sit on the side line a snipe away, but you can only see your own little points and ignor others that do no fit those in are small little world
 
Part of me is a bit pissed off we did not get either Kone or Thuram, we out of CL this season, so it would have been nice to have some of the next gen French talent that Klopp could have moulded. Would have loved it if the season after we in CL and come up against RM, we then present our two boys against their Camavinga and Touchomaini it would be like sticking two fingers up at em. We have someone better than Valverde in both Mac10 and Szob
 
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Barnes,Almiron(form fell away towards the end of the season) Maddison,Eze all surpassed Mac Allister goal wise Grross and JWP were one goal behind him
All in a season that has had so unexpected results has his form and goals steemed from that run of form and the high of winning a World Cup or has he really improved ?


Utd very rarely buy dude plays and the fact that they are showing intrest in him speaks for itself

Ya wha?
 
So lets see...
You start by calling me thick yet fail to see both Eze and Maddison who has scored 1 gaol and no assist vs 18 goals and 12 assists by Maddison.
Eze show casing the point that you made, Judging Mac A on one season...
Could have added Bruno Fernandes 14 goal and 15 assist, KDB 10 goals and 31 assist both of whom score consistancely mid to high numbers in the goal/assist cat'

Like it or not Utd sign more players than we do therefore will have more dudes. Look at the ones we have sign over the premier league years... Not avery good point that you thought it was: especially the Ronaldo point as he was magic the first time around.

You can sit on the side line a snipe away, but you can only see your own little points and ignor others that do no fit those in are small little world

You’re not even making sense now.

What does that first paragraph even mean - “yet fail to see both Eze and Maddison who has scored 1 gaol and no assist vs 18 goals and 12 assists by Maddison.”

I swear, there are times I think you’re a brilliantly constructed parody - like a Father Dougal level of brilliant stupidity - because it’s hard to believe anyone could actually be that thick.

I don’t know what point you think you’re making in de Bruyne - he scored 7 league goals last season and has only ever scored 10 or more twice in his City career - and he’s been the best midfielder in the league for the last 8 years.

Fernandes too scored 8 last season - but again what’s the point.

In your head do you think I’m arguing that Mac A is better than de Bruyne & Fernandes?

I don’t know what you’re on about “signing dudes” - you can’t possibly be thick enough to repeatedly misspell “dud” - yet here we are.

The Ronaldo point was clearly about his second period at Utd - you know the one were they paid him a fortune to make the team worse and get stroppy with every one - not that I’m complaining, because it was great to watch - much like Harry Maguire’s defending.

I think I’m being generous calling you “thick” - I just can decide if it’s by design or I should marvel at your ability to even access the site and press buttons with shapes on them.
 
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Barnes,Almiron(form fell away towards the end of the season) Maddison,Eze all surpassed Mac Allister goal wise Grross and JWP were one goal behind him
All in a season that has had so unexpected results has his form and goals steemed from that run of form and the high of winning a World Cup or has he really improved ?


Utd very rarely buy dude plays and the fact that they are showing intrest in him speaks for itself
Ali Mac at £35m is a brilliant buy... Big Dom another brilliant buy. Lavia, we're over paying for... but if Klopp really wants him, I trust Klopp. Ideally we want one more MF but that's very unlikely. I'd go for Koop who can be both MF and CB but we are not looking at him. If we want cheap and english, then Tosin and or Lloyd Kelly would be my suggestion as I think we need back-up for this season. If we got Colwill he would demand to be in a starting line-up
 
I have a video of @StevieM chasing some of our fellow forumites.

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Sorry Bluebell we are not signing koopminer so move to acceptance phase .
His name would have made him a kop favourite kop miner .
 
Funny reading Chelsea fans take on the Caicedo transfer. They’re annoyed that Brighton arent easier to deal with. Should just lower their valuation and stop being greedy.
A valuation they created by spending 110 mill on Enzo.

Have to wonder what kind of advice Caicedo got from his representatives in January when he signed a new 5 year contract. Asking to leave for what is deemed lower than his value 6 months later isnt a good look.
 
Sorry Bluebell we are not signing koopminer so move to acceptance phase .
His name would have made him a kop favourite kop miner .
I know but it's hard... He is so the obvious Hendo replacement.
I have no issues with any of our signings, however, all indications are that Lavia will be the last. This will leave us exposed at the back, we're couple injuries away from being light in the middle of the park too.
Probablilty of lengthy injury spells within two months of season starting for the following ;
Konate 100%
Thiago 99%
Curtis (Generational Average) Jones 95%
Matip 95%
Gomez 70%
Jota 67%
VVD 50% (I'm sure Pickford would love sequel)
"Klopp's Kop Koop, we could shorten it to "KK,..." on second thought that's a bad idea.
 
I don’t know what you’re on about “signing dudes” - you can’t possibly be thick enough to repeatedly misspell “dud” - yet here we
I never know people on here get so upset over words being mispelt. Maybe DR is dyslexic or English isn't his first language?
Although he is still nuts.
 
I never know people on here get so upset over words being mispelt. Maybe DR is dyslexic or English isn't his first language?
Although he is still nuts.

Yeah - I always wondered if Donnervan was 9 years old or from somewhere where English wasn’t spoken…. But then he posted once that he was middle aged and grew up in the Uk, or something along those lines.

He might be dyslexic, I suppose - so either that, fucking thick, or a carefully constructed parody.

I really can’t be sure which…

Regardless - he is fucking bonkers, you’re right.
 
Yeah - I always wondered if Donnervan was 9 years old or from somewhere where English wasn’t spoken…. But then he posted once that he was middle aged and grew up in the Uk, or something along those lines.

He might be dyslexic, I suppose - so either that, fucking thick, or a carefully constructed parody.

I really can’t be sure which…

Regardless - he is fucking bonkers, you’re right.
If I hadn't met you I would be of the firm belief that you are a counsellor in your real life.
How you have the patience to deal with and engage with all the loons is beyond me
 
Id like a total of 4 nes MFs plus a CB. We know if we go into this season with 3 signings come November we are going to be asking the U21s to fill the void.
We’ve got a decent sized squad now. With Lavia, we have 3 new mids who will play 70% of games. We then have Badger, Ketwig and The Boy. Thiago may even be available 30% of the time. Of those who have left, they either contributed to our poor season or didn’t contribute at all.

In defence, you are over exaggerating the frailties of the centre backs. Over the course of the season we will be just fine. Would I like Gomez and Matip replaced? Yes, but I know that’s not happening for 12 months. Our biggest issue is a back up to Trent.
 
You’re not even making sense now.

What does that first paragraph even mean - “yet fail to see both Eze and Maddison who has scored 1 gaol and no assist vs 18 goals and 12 assists by Maddison.”

I swear, there are times I think you’re a brilliantly constructed parody - like a Father Dougal level of brilliant stupidity - because it’s hard to believe anyone could actually be that thick.

I don’t know what point you think you’re making in de Bruyne - he scored 7 league goals last season and has only ever scored 10 or more twice in his City career - and he’s been the best midfielder in the league for the last 8 years.

Fernandes too scored 8 last season - but again what’s the point.

In your head do you think I’m arguing that Mac A is better than de Bruyne & Fernandes?

I don’t know what you’re on about “signing dudes” - you can’t possibly be thick enough to repeatedly misspell “dud” - yet here we are.

The Ronaldo point was clearly about his second period at Utd - you know the one were they paid him a fortune to make the team worse and get stroppy with every one - not that I’m complaining, because it was great to watch - much like Harry Maguire’s defending.

I think I’m being generous calling you “thick” - I just can decide if it’s by design or I should marvel at your ability to even access the site and press buttons with shapes on them.

Eze scored 10 goals this season, yet only scored 1 the season before. By your logic we should have bought Eze instead of Mac ..

KDB has been consistant in goal scored and Assist

"In your head do you think I’m arguing that Mac A is better than de Bruyne & Fernandes?"

No because he is not... Just don't understand why you deem that because we have signed Mac A; a midflieder that signing Amrabat a defencive midfieler would be a bad signing basis on the fact that Mac A has scored more goal than Amrabat, unless it is down to the fact that "I" suggested it

Ronaldo was great first time around when the team was built around him, Second time when he was ask to fit in; he was still real good, but he could not play at his best with a team where he was not numoro uno
 
Ali Mac at £35m is a brilliant buy... Big Dom another brilliant buy. Lavia, we're over paying for... but if Klopp really wants him, I trust Klopp. Ideally we want one more MF but that's very unlikely. I'd go for Koop who can be both MF and CB but we are not looking at him. If we want cheap and english, then Tosin and or Lloyd Kelly would be my suggestion as I think we need back-up for this season. If we got Colwill he would demand to be in a starting line-up

Not really arguing if Ali Mac ( a much better nick name than Mac A) is a good buy, or not as @StevieM seems to believe what I was suggesting was that if Fab goes why not replace him with Amrabat
 
Yeah - I always wondered if Donnervan was 9 years old or from somewhere where English wasn’t spoken…. But then he posted once that he was middle aged and grew up in the Uk, or something along those lines.

He might be dyslexic, I suppose - so either that, fucking thick, or a carefully constructed parody.

I really can’t be sure which…

Regardless - he is fucking bonkers, you’re right.

Let see if I have what you have said right?

I post that I can not see wh we are not looking at Armrabat ( No other players mentioned)...
You turn it into Ali Mac vs Amrabat..? how?... Yet not Go with Salah vs Amrabat..?
And English is not my first Lanauge?..
And I am dyslexic...

Have a word with yourself
 
I think the answer to your question is that most people don't seem to particularly rate Amrabat and there has been zero indication that the club are remotely interested so it seems pointless discussing him any further.

I've never seen him play at club level but yeah, he was good in the WC. If he gets a move to the PL and can play at the level we saw at the WC you will be vindicated.

That's probably as good as it's gonna get on the subject of Amrabat (unless of course we sign him out of nowhere in which case you will be in utopia).
 
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