Suarez's New Knitted Boots...I Wish I Were Kidding

[Mors]

Apart from the colour of the knitted part, I like them.

Are they one-use disposable ones though? As soon as they get mud on them they're going to look like shit and not be able to be cleaned?

 

[Red Mullet]

Apart from the colour of the knitted part, I like them.

Are they one-use disposable ones though? As soon as they get mud on them they're going to look like shit and not be able to be cleaned?

You can't clean wool? What about all those woolen clothes?

 

[mom]

Nice

 

[tombrown]

Pity the poor apprentice who has to clean those after 90 minutes on a muddy pitch

 

[Mors]

You can't clean wool? What about all those woolen clothes?

Whack them in the washing machine. I don't believe you can do that with those boots.

 

[juniormember]

Whack them in the washing machine. I don't believe you can do that with those boots.

why not?

 

[Mors]

I thought the plastic in new lightweight footy boots didn't like going in washing machines and deformed? It might be a proper no-no for professional players. You'd have to ask someone that wears these poncey things. I can whack my trainers in the washer whenever I like, but I'm sure my bro in law (who plays semi professional) said you can't wash the fuckers.

 

[SummerOnions]

who the fuck washes shoes?

 

[gkmacca]

Charlie Adam has followed suit:

 

[Brizzle]

If Suarez is on form he could score wearing those huge novelty Homer Simpson head shaped slippers.

Ha - I have a pair of those. One of my greatest ever Christmas presents, purely from a sentimental point of view. I've had them about 8 or 9 years and they are still going strong!

 

[FoxForceFive]

If they bought them from Littlewoods you have me to thank for that.

I talked my buyer into buying them, as it was an old people's shop they didn't think they'd sell but agreed to a trial run in November, they flew off the shelves as obv older people were buying them as Christmas gifts for their kids & grandkids, so I had a shitload flown in.

 

[RolandG]

Hope he scores a hattrick against the Scummers and pulls the wool over their eyes.