Did I imagine that MOTD said Suarez would be getting a new contract this week? You fucking what. Be a cunt all summer (to go with his other episodes of being a cunt) and get rewarded with a new contract?!?! One that obviously has a proper release clause in it?! Wtf. I'll give you a new contract you cunt - 50% pay cut, no pay when you're banned, 8yrs deal and a release clause of 100mill. Twat.
Or the less hysterical response is that it could be a contract amendment where a black and white release clause is in place for the future.
The padded cell must be getting well worn by now.