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Suarez SIGNED. Welcome to Liverpool Luis

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Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

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[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
[/quote]I wanna say i loved that car, but it was a piece of shit that broke down all the time that i eventually sold for £100 quid to this girl i knew from around the way. Then i didnt see her for a couple of years and when she saw me she ran up and starts hollerin at me like i killed a family member and it turns out the car was a cut up sum of two parts and she nearly got in trouble with the law. Fucking thing was shit. I was on first name terms with the AA man.
Thats also the car that i had a blowout at 90 on the M4 and the car span/skidded across a packed M4 and ended up facing the wrong way back down the motorway in the hard shoulder.
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Fap, Fap, fap.....fap..........fap.............fap.....flop

*gives up*

Your material is losing its edge Oncy. Did S club girl dump you because you refused to give it to her up the rear door?


[/quote]Ha. No, she moved to America for 6 months dance and theater training and when she came back i wasnt working in London anymore and we just drifted apart.
We had only been going out a few weeks before she moved away, so there isnt a great deal of info i can give you. Or that i would.
[/quote]

A few weeks you say. Did she give it out in that time? If not, how far did you get? Hairy or shaven?

That's all we need to know and then we'll move on, and I'll tell yis about when I dated someone quite famous.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43645.msg1257801#msg1257801 date=1295525082]

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A few weeks you say. Did she give it out in that time? If not, how far did you get? Hairy or shaven?

That's all we need to know and then we'll move on, and I'll tell yis about when I dated someone quite famous.
[/quote]

Irir Robinson has moved on to bigger and better things since then though 😉
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=the count link=topic=43645.msg1257805#msg1257805 date=1295525308]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43645.msg1257801#msg1257801 date=1295525082]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257793#msg1257793 date=1295524823]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43645.msg1257787#msg1257787 date=1295524625]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257782#msg1257782 date=1295524340]
[quote author=grjt link=topic=43645.msg1257778#msg1257778 date=1295523921]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
[/quote]I wanna say i loved that car, but it was a piece of shit that broke down all the time that i eventually sold for £100 quid to this girl i knew from around the way. Then i didnt see her for a couple of years and when she saw me she ran up and starts hollerin at me like i killed a family member and it turns out the car was a cut up sum of two parts and she nearly got in trouble with the law. Fucking thing was shit. I was on first name terms with the AA man.
Thats also the car that i had a blowout at 90 on the M4 and the car span/skidded across a packed M4 and ended up facing the wrong way back down the motorway in the hard shoulder.
[/quote]

Fap, Fap, fap.....fap..........fap.............fap.....flop

*gives up*

Your material is losing its edge Oncy. Did S club girl dump you because you refused to give it to her up the rear door?


[/quote]Ha. No, she moved to America for 6 months dance and theater training and when she came back i wasnt working in London anymore and we just drifted apart.
We had only been going out a few weeks before she moved away, so there isnt a great deal of info i can give you. Or that i would.
[/quote]

A few weeks you say. Did she give it out in that time? If not, how far did you get? Hairy or shaven?

That's all we need to know and then we'll move on, and I'll tell yis about when I dated someone quite famous.
[/quote]

Irir Robinson has moved on to bigger and better things since then though 😉
[/quote]

hahaha
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[size=10pt]Dalglish tight-lipped on Suarez as Liverpool FC eye astute buys[/size]

by Richard Buxton. Published Thu 20 Jan 2011 12:16, Last updated: 2011-01-20


Kenny Dalglish is preparing to invest wisely in the transfer market after talks with Liverpool's owners, but refused to divulge if Luis Suarez was on his list of targets.

Negotiations between Anfield chiefs and Ajax are ongoing as both clubs continue to haggle over the asking price of the highly-rated Uruguay international, with the Reds' current offer understood to stand at half of the Eredivisie outfit's £25million valuation for the striker.

Dalglish with John Henry and Tom Werner, Liverpool's key owners, yesterday to discuss the club's current transfer policy but refused to disclose what players had been earmarked.

"I had a positive meeting yesterday with John and Tom," revealed Dalglish.

"We discussed many things and one of them obviously was transfers.

"As long as we're responsible, we can go and look for players and try to sign players and bring them in.

"We're not going to sit and give you names, and we're not going to comment on every question that's asked about an individual player. And we're certainly not going to talk about sums of money.

"Any time I've been in a transfer market, it's been responsible so I'll continue to do that and try to spend the club's money as dilligently as I spend my own."
Ryan Babel was expected to return to his former club as part of the deal to bring Surez to Merseyside, but his future continues to remain undecided despite Liverpool accepting an offer of £5.8million from Hoffenheim earlier this week.

But Dalglish insist that he will not allow the maligned winger to be made an outcast at Melwood as he continues to deliberate over whether to join the Bundesliga club.

He added: "Ryan's considering what he wants to do, which is his right. Transfers only go through if all three parties agree.

"He trained yesterday as if the conversation had never happened, so there's no problem for us.

"If he's here he won't be walking around sulking. He'll be treated the same as everyone else."
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

We're so fucking penny ante.

They want 25 MILLION Euro. We offer 14m.
Grow up LFC
DZEKO = 27M POUNDS
BENT = 24M POUNDS

WE OFFER SUAREZ 14M EURO!!!
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

If we're 8M apart, and we think Suarez is the real deal, why don't we give them Babel? He wants to go there. He's worthless to us, apart from comedy value.

He'd score 31 goals in 35 games a season in Holland, like every other forward.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Tina was the one who could never quite get her hairstyle right.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Ajax already know he's shit.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=43645.msg1257839#msg1257839 date=1295528451]
Ajax already know he's shit.
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..which is why they laughed their asses off when we offered 11.5 million.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I read Ajax want 35M Euros for Suarez and we offered 18M

Thats his real value.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

"Any time I've been in a transfer market, it's been responsible so I'll continue to do that and try to spend the club's money as dilligently as I spend my own."

Uses that exact same phrase in his book.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Gone pretty quiet on this front hasn't it, any news Mark?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Fuck Suarez.

SCM needs to know more details about oncy and the chick from s club 7.

The closest I've gotten to intimate contact with anyone remotely famous is touching Bono's foot.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I acutally stepped on the Queen of Denmarks foot if thats anything.

At the winter olympics over here.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=StevieM link=topic=43645.msg1257895#msg1257895 date=1295533595]
Fuck Suarez.

SCM needs to know more details about oncy and the chick from s club 7.

The closest I've gotten to intimate contact with anyone remotely famous is touching Bono's foot.
[/quote]

I've played tennis with Cliff Richard and been wanked off by Kerry Katona, not at the same time mind.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=KingDing link=topic=43645.msg1257897#msg1257897 date=1295533715]
[quote author=StevieM link=topic=43645.msg1257895#msg1257895 date=1295533595]
Fuck Suarez.

SCM needs to know more details about oncy and the chick from s club 7.

The closest I've gotten to intimate contact with anyone remotely famous is touching Bono's foot.
[/quote]

I've played tennis with Cliff Richard and been wanked off by Kerry Katona, not at the same time mind.
[/quote]

If only it had been the other way round then we would of had a story on our hands...
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257912#msg1257912 date=1295534670]
Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
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And so it began....
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I tied the other bitch from S Club 7 to a tree, stabbed her and preceeded to violate her new orifices with my penis, before blowing my load over her once.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257912#msg1257912 date=1295534670]
Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
[/quote]

Ball tampering again?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

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[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257912#msg1257912 date=1295534670]
Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
[/quote]

Ball tampering again?



[/quote]

Well in
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

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[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=43645.msg1257920#msg1257920 date=1295535389]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257912#msg1257912 date=1295534670]
Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
[/quote]

Ball tampering again?



[/quote]

Well in
[/quote]

Caught behind was he?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=StevieM link=topic=43645.msg1257926#msg1257926 date=1295536163]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257921#msg1257921 date=1295535618]
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=43645.msg1257920#msg1257920 date=1295535389]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=43645.msg1257912#msg1257912 date=1295534670]
Wasim Akram touched me inappropriately once.
[/quote]

Ball tampering again?



[/quote]

Well in
[/quote]

Caught behind was he?
[/quote]

A cheeky grope of your short leg?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

silly point
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Wasim Akram - a left arm quickie who liked to come over the wicket and swing with the best of them when he's was facing someone elses balls.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Anyone know why the pre match press conference was today? That has never happened before, something big lined up for tomorrow??
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Suarez deal looking iffy according to numerous ITKs out there. It seems we're sticking with the LFC tried and tested policy of offering far too little for a top player with typical results.
 
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