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Suarez SIGNED. Welcome to Liverpool Luis

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Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Well i thought she was fit obv. No it wasnt Rachel Stevens, it was Tina Barrett. She was ace.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

OH OH!!

LFC.tv bring forward the friday match conference to THIS MORNING, could there be something bigger to talk about tomorrow???

First time a manager has ever talked about the week-end games on a Thursday instead of a Friday
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

tina_barrett_3.jpg
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Fair play O dogg.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Asbo link=topic=43645.msg1257717#msg1257717 date=1295520352]
OH OH!!

LFC.tv bring forward the friday match conference to THIS MORNING, could there be something bigger to talk about tomorrow???
[/quote]
Cue Tina Barrett.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

I dont remember her.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

*Off to google to search for 'Tina and Oncy private sextape*
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=KHL link=topic=43645.msg1257725#msg1257725 date=1295520494]
*Off to google to search for 'Tina and Oncy private sextape*
[/quote]

Its on a floppy disk, she said Oncy drank too much
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

I'm going to get my Ballard wank on.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

*cums*
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257612#msg1257612 date=1295512598]
Fucking great!! I fall asleep, Narwhal Ahoy! Bloody posts, StevieM acts like this is all a game and the Tag is relived!
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A game you say. I'm not on twitter and have no inside leads at anfield. I must use alternative methods for my inside scoops.

My English breakfast tea is in bags and I dont trust gunpowder green for readings. I scooped a few beers last night and some marvelous wines the previous evening (a cheeky We'e Riesling & a marvelous cool climate Shiraz) and on neither occasion did a semi naked Indian appear and tell me when Suarez was signing.

I was going to ask one of our chefs, who's from Ghana if he'd do his thing with the chicken bones and a shaker but he only rates players from Ghana do he's no use.

I've been looking at the clouds for signs but they were pretty blue today - a sign that nothings happening perchance - and it's all gone dark now.

All I have is my stale coffee cups and they did read "7" & "s".

I'm telling u it's happening.

There's a bird in the park next to my apartment that chirps all night. I'm expecting some more details later.

... But it's happening...
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=KHL link=topic=43645.msg1257718#msg1257718 date=1295520365]
tina_barrett_3.jpg

[/quote]

Tell us she was filthy Oncy. Doesn't have to be true, just tell us.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

She molested his escort. What more do you want Doc?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=KHL link=topic=43645.msg1257743#msg1257743 date=1295521427]
She molested his escort. What more do you want Doc?
[/quote]

i don't think i've got enough semen in me for this one
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257745#msg1257745 date=1295521468]
[quote author=KHL link=topic=43645.msg1257743#msg1257743 date=1295521427]
She molested his escort. What more do you want Doc?
[/quote]

i don't think i've got enough semen in me for this one
[/quote]
*lolhard*
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257745#msg1257745 date=1295521468]
[quote author=KHL link=topic=43645.msg1257743#msg1257743 date=1295521427]
She molested his escort. What more do you want Doc?
[/quote]

i don't think i've got enough semen in me for this one
[/quote]

Do you want some more big boy?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

She looks well like a pornstar i've seen before, might have to dig her out when I get home.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Mystic link=topic=43645.msg1257752#msg1257752 date=1295521736]
She looks well like a pornstar i've seen before, might have to dig her out when I get home.
[/quote]

Do you have their corpses organised in your cellar or do you have to just go picking until you recognise the particular bit of electric flex?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Binny link=topic=43645.msg1257495#msg1257495 date=1295483090]
The Independent singing a different tune from Daily Mail:

Contrary to internet reports yesterday, Liverpool's principal owner John W Henry did not meet the player's agent, Pere Guardiola, at London's San Carlo restaurant on Tuesday night. Henry was in Liverpool for the evening. There has still been no official bid for Suarez but he would also bring more aggression to the side.

Though Suarez is understood to be keen to leave Amsterdam and attracted by the contingent of Spanish speakers who would help his acclimatisation on Merseyside, Ajax have proved inflexible on price so far. Liverpool are offering ¤15m (£12.5m), Ajax want ¤25m (£20.9m) minimum. Ryan Babel, who will move to Hoffenheim in a £5.8m deal unless a club more attractive to the 24-year-old comes in with a bid for him, was initially offered to the Amsterdam club from whom he was signed as part of the deal, but they were not interested.

Ajax want only to maximise their financial return. They need the money but they believe they can win the Eredivisie – they are currently fourth, six points off PSV Eindhoven with a game in hand – which is why they appear to be ready to play hardball.

Ajax may also take into consideration Suarez's mindset. A combustible individual – he was banned by the Dutch FA in November for seven games for biting an opponent on the shoulder – Suarez is said to be angered by the Dutch club's refusal to sell him. He was also frustrated last summer when a sizeable bid was tabled, which Martin Jol blocked – the then manager threatened to leave if Suarez went.

Manchester United had an initial interest in the player, whose performances in Uruguay's run to the World Cup semi-finals underlined his potential. During negotiations for a contract extension, Suarez pushed for Ajax to sign his friend and fellow Uruguayan Nicolas Lodeiro. They did so, which shows how much they value him. Lodeiro has barely played. Suarez is out of contract in June 2012 so they need to sell him by this summer. Tottenham had been interested in Suarez, though Harry Redknapp was understood to have harboured some doubts about his technical merits and has pulled out of the race for his signature. As a consequence, Spurs are now pursuing Giuseppe Rossi of Villarreal.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/ajax-play-hardball-with-liverpool-by-demanding-16321m-for-suarez-2189068.html
[/quote]

A bit late replying to this but.. they're reporting we haven't made a bid but that our bid was too low?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Mystic link=topic=43645.msg1257753#msg1257753 date=1295521758]
...not literally
[/quote]

Do you have a ralf Stewart rape dungeon?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Gerry_A_Trick link=topic=43645.msg1257756#msg1257756 date=1295521812]
[quote author=Binny link=topic=43645.msg1257495#msg1257495 date=1295483090]
The Independent singing a different tune from Daily Mail:

Contrary to internet reports yesterday, Liverpool's principal owner John W Henry did not meet the player's agent, Pere Guardiola, at London's San Carlo restaurant on Tuesday night. Henry was in Liverpool for the evening. There has still been no official bid for Suarez but he would also bring more aggression to the side.

Though Suarez is understood to be keen to leave Amsterdam and attracted by the contingent of Spanish speakers who would help his acclimatisation on Merseyside, Ajax have proved inflexible on price so far. Liverpool are offering ¤15m (£12.5m), Ajax want ¤25m (£20.9m) minimum. Ryan Babel, who will move to Hoffenheim in a £5.8m deal unless a club more attractive to the 24-year-old comes in with a bid for him, was initially offered to the Amsterdam club from whom he was signed as part of the deal, but they were not interested.

Ajax want only to maximise their financial return. They need the money but they believe they can win the Eredivisie – they are currently fourth, six points off PSV Eindhoven with a game in hand – which is why they appear to be ready to play hardball.

Ajax may also take into consideration Suarez's mindset. A combustible individual – he was banned by the Dutch FA in November for seven games for biting an opponent on the shoulder – Suarez is said to be angered by the Dutch club's refusal to sell him. He was also frustrated last summer when a sizeable bid was tabled, which Martin Jol blocked – the then manager threatened to leave if Suarez went.

Manchester United had an initial interest in the player, whose performances in Uruguay's run to the World Cup semi-finals underlined his potential. During negotiations for a contract extension, Suarez pushed for Ajax to sign his friend and fellow Uruguayan Nicolas Lodeiro. They did so, which shows how much they value him. Lodeiro has barely played. Suarez is out of contract in June 2012 so they need to sell him by this summer. Tottenham had been interested in Suarez, though Harry Redknapp was understood to have harboured some doubts about his technical merits and has pulled out of the race for his signature. As a consequence, Spurs are now pursuing Giuseppe Rossi of Villarreal.
Click to expand...

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/ajax-play-hardball-with-liverpool-by-demanding-16321m-for-suarez-2189068.html
[/quote]

A bit late replying to this but.. they're reporting we haven't made a bid but that our bid was too low?
[/quote]

Yeh I did notice this too. Great journalism.
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

Perhaps the key word is 'official' (written) bid whereas 'offer' as in (part of the) negotiations?
 
Re: Suarez paves the way for Anfield switch as Babel nears the exit door

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
 
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[quote author=grjt link=topic=43645.msg1257778#msg1257778 date=1295523921]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
[/quote]I wanna say i loved that car, but it was a piece of shit that broke down all the time that i eventually sold for £100 quid to this girl i knew from around the way. Then i didnt see her for a couple of years and when she saw me she ran up and starts hollerin at me like i killed a family member and it turns out the car was a cut up sum of two parts and she nearly got in trouble with the law. Fucking thing was shit. I was on first name terms with the AA man.
Thats also the car that i had a blowout at 90 on the M4 and the car span/skidded across a packed M4 and ended up facing the wrong way back down the motorway in the hard shoulder.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257782#msg1257782 date=1295524340]
[quote author=grjt link=topic=43645.msg1257778#msg1257778 date=1295523921]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
[/quote]I wanna say i loved that car, but it was a piece of shit that broke down all the time that i eventually sold for £100 quid to this girl i knew from around the way. Then i didnt see her for a couple of years and when she saw me she ran up and starts hollerin at me like i killed a family member and it turns out the car was a cut up sum of two parts and she nearly got in trouble with the law. Fucking thing was shit. I was on first name terms with the AA man.
Thats also the car that i had a blowout at 90 on the M4 and the car span/skidded across a packed M4 and ended up facing the wrong way back down the motorway in the hard shoulder.
[/quote]

Fap, Fap, fap.....fap..........fap.............fap.....flop

*gives up*

Your material is losing its edge Oncy. Did S club girl dump you because you refused to give it to her up the rear door?
 
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[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=43645.msg1257787#msg1257787 date=1295524625]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257782#msg1257782 date=1295524340]
[quote author=grjt link=topic=43645.msg1257778#msg1257778 date=1295523921]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43645.msg1257729#msg1257729 date=1295520648]
[quote author=Krump link=topic=43645.msg1257724#msg1257724 date=1295520469]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43645.msg1257719#msg1257719 date=1295520400]
Fair play O dogg.
[/quote]

Indeed. I've wanked about her. Maybe some intimate revelations can spark further masturbatory interest.
[/quote]She crashed my car. It was an F reg navy blue Ford Escort.
[/quote]

Brilliant!
[/quote]I wanna say i loved that car, but it was a piece of shit that broke down all the time that i eventually sold for £100 quid to this girl i knew from around the way. Then i didnt see her for a couple of years and when she saw me she ran up and starts hollerin at me like i killed a family member and it turns out the car was a cut up sum of two parts and she nearly got in trouble with the law. Fucking thing was shit. I was on first name terms with the AA man.
Thats also the car that i had a blowout at 90 on the M4 and the car span/skidded across a packed M4 and ended up facing the wrong way back down the motorway in the hard shoulder.
[/quote]

Fap, Fap, fap.....fap..........fap.............fap.....flop

*gives up*

Your material is losing its edge Oncy. Did S club girl dump you because you refused to give it to her up the rear door?


[/quote]Ha. No, she moved to America for 6 months dance and theater training and when she came back i wasnt working in London anymore and we just drifted apart.
We had only been going out a few weeks before she moved away, so there isnt a great deal of info i can give you. Or that i would.
 
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