Stoke v Liverpool Match Thread

[Mystic]

Proper cuntish tackle on Oxlade that, there's a way to block a player without being a cunt.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Can is really pissing me off. Also that foul by wijnaldum was one of the worst tackles I've ever seen. Slid about 4 minutes before getting there.

 

[rurikbird]

Milner for Ox, Salah for Solanke

 

[FoxForceFive]

Milner for Chamberlain. Frankie for Salah.

Shame, would have liked to see salah for Firmino. Ah well, good to see changes at least.

 

[Holle]

Salah and Milner for Ox and Solanke

 

[Modo]

Thank you, Milner will calm things down.

 

[Ryan]

I know we need another goal obv, but wouldn't it be nice to see if we could just grind out a 1-0 win for a change.

 

[Mystic]

How did Chamberlain get booked? He was fouled FFS.

To be fair he pushed out at that Stoke cunt, text book yellow unfortunately.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Corner from Milner.

First man. We're good at that.

 

[FoxForceFive]

To be fair he pushed out at that Stoke cunt, text book yellow unfortunately.

Missed that.

 

[ILD]

Salah will prob score on the break. Perhaps another half way line break.

 

[KopRed]

Poor from our players.

 

[Holle]

Phew

 

[FoxForceFive]

I know we need another goal obv, but wouldn't it be nice to see if we could just grind out a 1-0 win for a change.

With our defence & two ex players on their side?

Nah, it's a recipe for disaster that.

Give me another goal or two & a clean sheet please.

 

[rurikbird]

Allen forgives us. Difficult chance to be fair.

 

[Ryan]

Milner continuing the trend of looking like he's aged 8 years in the last 2 months.

 

[KopRed]

Rooney with a hattrick from the halfway line.

Joe Hart is another clown.

 

[Ryan]

Get up Can you vagina.

 

[HC]

This isn't ending 0-1

*gulp*

 

[ILD]

Milner continuing the trend of looking like he's aged 8 years in the last 2 months.

That season at left back did a number on him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Lovely from Firmino that. Shame Gini was offside & too slow anyway.

 

[Ryan]

Complete inability to retain possession and take the sting out of games. If we can't do it against Stoke, then of course we'll get found out against top European sides.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Milner determined to shoot there!

Got a corner anyway.

 

[Ryan]

Rooney's strike is one of the best I think I've ever seen.

 

[FoxForceFive]

No need for that Mane, silly boy.

 

[KopRed]

Not a single one of them can tackle.

We are asking for Stoke to come back.

 

[ILD]

Ffs. Raging to hear Rooney scored a screamer.

 

[rurikbird]

Complete inability to retain possession and take the sting out of games. If we can't do it against Stoke, then of course we'll get found out against top European sides.

Yep, exactly. Imagine this is Real Madrid coming at us at 1:0 down.

 

[keniget]

Great tactical foul by Mane there.

This is painful to watch.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Almost dropped for Mane on the break there, so close.