Spurs vs Liverpool: Pre-match thread

[dantes]

So what would that be, 15 year olds?

Oh, yes 17 or 18. Sometimes I feel like I'm older than I actually am.

 

[dantes]

any more Modo? I'm interested to see what their faces are like when they're listing to Klopp

Another old brain. I'm there with you brother.

 

[Modo]

any more Modo? I'm interested to see what their faces are like when they're listing to Klopp

http://www.gettyimages.se/foton/liv...hrase=liverpool&sort=best&excludenudity=false

 

[Markeh]

http://www.gettyimages.se/foton/liv...hrase=liverpool&sort=best&excludenudity=false

thanks, not much to go on but the new assistant looks like he should have a suitcase handcuffed to him and two bodyguards

 

[FoxForceFive]

He also looks like a die hard villain.

Maybe the footy managerial thing is all a cover so they can do audacious heists all over the world without raising suspicion.

 

[Markeh]

He also looks like a die hard villain.

Maybe the footy managerial thing is all a cover so they can do audacious heists all over the world without raising suspicion.

Now that you mention it...

 

[6TimesaRed]

Added

 

[Fabio]

Added

Criminal that I can't see this on tapatalk

 

[Skullflower]

Fuck your tapatalk

 

[HC]

amazing

 

[Markeh]

haha one emoticon dominates them all

 

[Red Mullet]

He must have got his work permit issues sorted.
There were rumours he wouldn't make the Spurs game

Er, he's German and he shouldn't need a work permit.

Or am I missing something?

Or am I being whooshed?

 

[ILD]

Coach is Bosnian??

 

[Red Mullet]

haha one emoticon dominates them all

One Graham to rule them all, One Graham to find them,
One Graham to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

 

[Skullflower]

Take the r out of graham

 

[Red Mullet]

Coach is Bosnian??

Yeah, then he'll need a work permit.

Carry on, don't mind me.

 

[Markeh]

One Graham to rule them all, One Graham to find them,
One Graham to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

 

[Modo]

any more Modo? I'm interested to see what their faces are like when they're listing to Klopp

 

[Skullflower]

That presenter is a fucking thick cunt.

 

[Red Mullet]

That presenter is a fucking thick cunt.

It's the eyebrows isn't it?

 

[Markeh]

turns out Grahams on the coaching staff!

 

[juniormember]

How could a reporter from lfctv be calling Firmino 'Firminho'.

 

[Comical Aly]

Now that you mention it...

This made me think of the German General's assistant in Allo Allo whose version of Heil Hitler sounds like "Klopp". I know we probably shouldn't mention the war and all that but it's pretty funny.

 

[Skullflower]

How could a reporter from lfctv be calling Firmino 'Firminho'.

Unabashed ignorance

 

[peekay]

So habe ich in meiner Tasche drei Umschläge

 

[Frogfish]

Let's not mention Hodgson. But Mourinho, Benitez and even Houllier preserved energy so that it was available in May to win trophies. Klopp will have us killed by February because unlike the German athletes he worked with, here he has Lucas, Allen, Lallana and so forth. They have three cup competitions to play in. Won't get a break over winter. And they're probably all on the booze or inhaling laughing gas. His emotional full throttle football is the equivalent of sprinting at the start of a marathon.

And yet if you look at the stats Liverpool players actually ran further than any team in the BL last season. Your theory is getting torn to shreds mate !

 

[StevieM]

And yet if you look at the stats Liverpool players actually ran further than BL's last season. Your theory is getting torn to shreds mate !

Poor the Dantes- wrong again.

 

[Frogfish]

Poor the Dantes- wrong again.

We can also add that it isn't about running further but running smarter. Pressing in the right places at the right time with your team mates having cut off their passing lines.

 

[dantes]

And yet if you look at the stats Liverpool players actually ran further than any team in the BL last season. Your theory is getting torn to shreds mate !

Precisely. That's without gegenpressing. So what do you suppose will happen when they have more running to do on top of that?

 

[Frogfish]

Precisely. That's without gegenpressing. So what do you suppose will happen when they have more running to do on top of that?

So you didn't read the post immediately before yours then ?