Spurs pre-match thread

[Athens]

4? I've been thinking it was a 3pm kick off for some reason!

You're really at odds & ends since the city result!

 

[Woland]

I've fucked my back up and can't go.

Fucking fuck.

 

[cloggypop]

I think it is 3pm GMT...

No it is 4pm. I have to wait until 5. Nightmare.

 

[Woland]

If you can get sky sports over there you can see it the same time as us.

 

[cloggypop]

I will give it a go

 

[Athens]

If you can get sky sports over there you can see it the same time as us.

Im 2 hours ahead, the match will be finished here by the time it starts there & i will know the final score before you.

 

[Boozer]

Im 2 hours ahead, the match will be finished here by the time it starts there & i will know the final score before you.

Aces, you can tell me if my bet's going to win.
Haha! Screw you bookies, I've got you this time.

 

[juniormember]

My jobs for the day have been cancelled (Bex just revealed that we haven't the cash to buy some of the stuff I need so didn't buy it yesterday) so I'm now purposeless & will spend most of the day pacing around nervously.

Get yer paint brush out ya lazy cunt and start painting! And get Oncy to start swinging his cock around.
We need all the luck we can get!
So so nervous.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I've fucked my back up and can't go.

Fucking fuck.

That means if we don't win it's your fault.

Just so you're clear on that.

 

[cloggypop]

I will be weighing in with my lucky beer

 

[Woland]

That means if we don't win it's your fault.

Just so you're clear on that.

I know. The only home games I've missed this year have been Southampton and Villa.

 

[mark1975]

I think they'll have looked at the Sunderland game and will fancy their chances by sitting deep and hoping to get something from a setpiece (which is why I'd be reluctant to play Lucas, who'll give soft freekicks away).

 

[doctor_mac]

I know. The only home games I've missed this year have been Southampton and Villa.

Oh FFS. Do you really need a functioning back to go to the game?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Can't you just go and stand for 90 mins!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I know. The only home games I've missed this year have been Southampton and Villa.

Fuck! I was joking.

Can't you just take shitload of class A's to numb the pain?!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I will be weighing in with my lucky beer

I had to panic wash my lucky socks yesterday. They're on now though, all ready.

 

[cloggypop]

I had to panic wash my lucky socks yesterday. They're on now though, all ready.

Hope you got the crusty bits out

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hope you got the crusty bits out

Nah, left them in on purpose, that's where all the luck congregates.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Gutted about the late injury to Woland, but I'm still confident we will win.

Nervous as all fuck, but confident.

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm going to listen to it on the radio via Old Faithful. 😎

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm going to listen to it on the radio via Old Faithful. 😎

Can you not watch it on old faithful?

 

[Judge Jules]

It's not set up for satellite unfortunately. I'm not even sure it could be, though it supports Freeview happily enough.

 

[Gary25]

I've fucked my back up and can't go.

Fucking fuck.

So some lucky bugger gets your ticket?

Wish I making the trip over for this one.

 

[Woland]

Aye. And I've been offered a few others this morning. Always the way innit.

 

[Spionkop69]

Screw Wolands back! Has Lewys kid kissed the pig yet?

 

[jimmy]

Well well well. Looks like we have a bunch of superstitious cunts here... 😉

 

[Spionkop69]

Oi @Red Astaire! Get your kid to start kissing he pig! I've got my lucky socks on.

 

[Woland]

 

[FoxForceFive]

Kaito, kiss the pig,
Kaito Kaito kiss the pig!

 

[Judge Jules]

It was one day last September
As far as I remember
I was walking down the street with manly pride
Then my legs went all a-flutter
And I fell into the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side
We sang "Never mind the weather
Just as long as we're together"
Till a lady walking by was heard to say
"You can tell a man that boozes
By the company he chooses"
And the feckin pig got up and walked away.