Spur a thought for Tottenham...

[Halmeister]

Clearly bullshit, but would be great if it was true...



Jan Vertonghen caught sleeping with Christian Eriksen's wife.
Harry Kane got involved, big dressing room bust up.
Club refusing to offer Vertonghen a new contract. Eriksen was due to join Real Madrid but personal reasons stopped the deal.
Half the players not talking to each other, Eriksen said he's not in a good place to play football.
Pochettino unable to resolve the situation, likely to join Real Madrid in the summer and take Eriksen with him and possibly Kane.

 

[Modo]

Holy shit. That's days our lives type drama.
I'd take Eriksen.

 

[hmmmmm1]

I can see Eriksen ar United/ June for silly money on a free. Real don’t seem interested in him.

 

[Hyena]

So.... Son????

 

[Modo]

Just looked up Eriksen on wiki. He and his girlfriend not wife just had a kid. Its all probably bullshit.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Just looked up Eriksen on wiki. He and his girlfriend not wife just had a kid. Its all probably bullshit.

Yeah but whose kid is it?

 

[Mystic]

Clearly bullshit, but would be great if it was true...



Jan Vertonghen caught sleeping with Christian Eriksen's wife.
Harry Kane got involved, big dressing room bust up.
Club refusing to offer Vertonghen a new contract. Eriksen was due to join Real Madrid but personal reasons stopped the deal.
Half the players not talking to each other, Eriksen said he's not in a good place to play football.
Pochettino unable to resolve the situation, likely to join Real Madrid in the summer and take Eriksen with him and possibly Kane.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.

Hahahahhahahaahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhajahahahahahahahahhahahahah.

Cunts.

 

[Modo]

Yeah but whose kid is it?

hahaha

 

[Matt]

Harry Kane got involved?

Threesome?

 

[Hyena]

It was probably Eriksen's son, but Harry Kane claimed it...

 

[darkstarexodus]

Harry Kane got involved?

Threesome?

He'd be claiming the kid was his, anyways.

 

[Halmeister]

Well if it looks anything like Sloth from The Goonies, then it's Kane's.

 

[doctor_mac]

Harry Kane got involved?

Threesome?

No Vertongen shagged her but Kane claimed it afterwards.


oh shit. quiffed.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I’d imagine this stuff goes on all the time.

I remember Cantona and Chapman’s wife

 

[StevieM]

I’d imagine this stuff goes on all the time.

I remember Cantona and Chapman’s wife

Equally a myth.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Equally a myth.

Next thing you’ll tell me Stevie G’s mrs didn’t shack up with a Derby County player!!

 

[MomoWASright]

Next thing you’ll tell me Stevie G’s mrs didn’t shack up with Scouse gangsters!!

Fixed

 

[Holle]

Yeah but whose kid is it?

Sterling's.

 

[jexykrodic]

Yeah but whose kid is it?

Could be Mark1975's. He's kept a whole maternity wing busy in the past hasn't he?

 

[StevieM]

Could be Mark1975's. He's kept a whole maternity wing busy in the past hasn't he?

Rumour is he could get a girl pregnant just by looking at her...

 

[doctor_mac]

If somebody has slept with Eiksen's missus, @KHL is going to be like:

 

[StevieM]

If somebody has slept with Eiksen's missus, @KHL is going to be like:

Alternatively KHL may see that as an opportunity to provide Erikson with some special tender, yet supportive care.

 

[Halmeister]

I'm surprised KHL hasn't got Eriksen himself pregnant.

 

[bluebell]

After the 7-2 mauling, this needs to be bumped up

 

[Y1]

Why does Arsenal and Spurs angry fans ends every sentence with "fam"?

 

[jexykrodic]

Why does Arsenal and Spurs angry fans ends every sentence with "fam"?

A replacement for 'innit'?

 

[Raz]

After the 7-2 mauling, this needs to be bumped up

If I lived in London I would kill somebody!

 

[Y1]

I used to live in London and still visit occasionally. Never heard anyone talking like that

 

[binomial]

Why does Arsenal and Spurs angry fans ends every sentence with "fam"?

Have you ever been to North London?

That's just how they speak normally.

 

[Y1]

Have you ever been to North London?

That's just how they speak normally.

Yes occasionally, both mostly East, Central and West though.