Jean lost the head with me tonight because she asked me to get a 'small bag of onions' and I can home with a 'bag of small onions'.
She says it'll make more work for her cos she'll have to peel 'loads of tiny fuckin onions' for her cottage pie.
It's not the first time.
Like the character in long forgotten eipsodes of The Fast Show I have a tendency to pretty much always come back with the wrong shit. I go out for milk and come home with a bath mat.
Am I alone in this?
She says it'll make more work for her cos she'll have to peel 'loads of tiny fuckin onions' for her cottage pie.
It's not the first time.
Like the character in long forgotten eipsodes of The Fast Show I have a tendency to pretty much always come back with the wrong shit. I go out for milk and come home with a bath mat.
Am I alone in this?
