Semifinal #1 - Die Mannschaft vs. a Selecção

[OLD_Lewy]

angela merkels bean must be taking a fucking hammering worthy of brazil right now

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Coutinho will be getting his chance when the dust has settled on this.

 

[Mors]

As with the arsenal team, ozil is the only one that doesn't look any good. Presume he'll get hooked later

 

[Shadey]

Coutinho will be getting his chance when the dust has settled on this.

Yep shipped around the world on every international break.

 

[Markeh]

agreeing with Rio Fuckface on Khedira 😱

 

[keniget]

I'm in shock. What a mad half.

Brazil finally getting shown up. They've been terrible all tournament but I almost feel bad for them now/

 

[Frogfish]

Has Fred even touched the ball?

Is he even on the pitch ?

 

[Shadey]

Bra5il

 

[Markeh]

I don't think Alan Hansen enjoyed any part of the first half

 

[gkmacca]

Another lesson for the English FA that's destined to fall on deaf ears: more than half of this German team have come through the ranks, playing at all the key international tournaments at youth/under18/under21 levels.

 

[gkmacca]

I don't think Alan Hansen enjoyed any part of the first half

He's Scottish. Like Yorkshiremen, he laughs inwardly.

 

[Red Bird]

Scolari will finally get the boot in absolute disgrace. I can't believe that he thought this was the best squad he could pick. Fred? Hulk? Gustavo? Fernandinho? What utter gubbins!

 

[Leo]

Marcelo and Maicon as the full backs is football suicide against the Germans.
Loew knew it too.
It's hilarious.
David Luiz big night as captain.
Bahahahaha

 

[Frogfish]

Scolari will finally get the boot in absolute disgrace. I can't believe that he thought this was the best squad he could pick. Fred? Hulk? Gustavo? Fernandinho? What utter gubbins!

As he thoroughly deserves to.

 

[gkmacca]

Right. Second half. I'm hoping for red cards, more goals and a major punch up.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Hopefully, this will rock Brazilian football to the core and we'll see them return closer to their entertaining football roots in the years ahead. A well-deserved spanking. It's hilarious for us but utterly tragic for the Brazilians. Can Scolari even leave the stadium alive?

 

[Shadey]

Hope there isn't extra time.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

germany looking good at both ends, like scarlett johansen

 

[Markeh]

which Chelsea manager signed Luiz?

 

[Fabio]

which Chelsea manager signed Luiz?

Avb?

 

[gkmacca]

Ancelotti?

 

[Markeh]

Ancelotti?

It was

On 31 January 2011, Chelsea signed Liverpool striker Fernando Torres for a British record £50 million and Benfica defender David Luiz for £22 million.

fucking hell lol

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Brazil dont play like a team, just a bunch of dribbling cunts

 

[cloggypop]

Benfica defender David Luiz for £22 million

Plus Matic

 

[Markeh]

Plus Matic

Yea that makes for an incredibly bad window

How the hell did they get £50m for him

 

[Shadey]

Paulinho far the best bra5il player

 

[Markeh]

6-0 then

madness

 

[Shadey]

Six

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Good!, lets have a few more.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

That was such a great goal as well, pretty much walked it in.