Semifinal #1 - Die Mannschaft vs. a Selecção

[Frogfish]

I'm not sure the German team can get out of Brazil alive.

 

[gkmacca]

And in the great tradition of Brazilian players insisting on assuming stupid nicknames, they'll all come out for the second half with 'ANON' on the backs of their shirts.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Words fail to describe this.

 

[Lastboyscout]

Six crazier minutes

 

[cloggypop]

Luiz is funny as fuck

 

[Mors]

5-0 fucking brilliant. Luiz is sooooo fucking shit, just does what he wants the absolute whopper

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Klose could fill his boots here and put that record out of sight.

 

[Cerberus]

Widespread riots in the streets tonight then.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

5-0 and ozil is still anonymous

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Maicon is dreadful player nowadays.

 

[Frogfish]

Brazil have no shape. They are all over the place, leaving gaping holes in front of their defence .. everyone's a forward.

Germany could win this far easier than I thought as surely they can exploit those gaps.

At 1-0. Ouch !!

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

5-0 and ozil is still anonymous

Lol, was just thinking that this is even more impressive considering Germany are playing with 10 men.

 

[cloggypop]

Crowd seems to be getting a bit thinner

 

[Fabio]

Klose could fill his boots here and put that record out of sight.

Muller could fucking catch it tonight! He's on 10!

 

[Fabio]

Crowd seems to be getting a bit thinner

Really? Wish I was there

 

[Shadey]

Men v boys

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Really hope they keep going for it, want to see 10 goals.

 

[Red Astaire]

I have to admit this is very funny. It's a shame that ITV aren't covering it. I was looking forward to their studio being showered in pebbles in protest.

I hope Germany keep going. I want at least 0-7. 😉

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Technically Germany are on another planet to Brazil.

 

[Modo]

I'm not really surprised. Scolari picked a shit squad and it has finally come back to haunt them. How Moura and Coutinho weren't picked ahead of that inept Bernard cunt I'll never now.

 

[gkmacca]

Ah well, their national anthem really scared 'em. They ought to try the haka next time.

 

[Red Astaire]

Hulk is the most hyped player that I have ever seen. He's fucking gash!

 

[OLD_Lewy]

if it goes any further germany might as well start rolling the panzers into brazil cause they are fucking owning them in every sense of the word

 

[tombrown]

this is what comes to those who dont have faith in Lucas

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Has Fred even touched the ball?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Lahms great, hummels too, id love any of the back four to be honest

 

[gkmacca]

All over Lowestoft, Oswestry and Herne Bay, middle aged men called Colin are angrily burning their Brazil shirts.

 

[Markeh]

Has Fred even touched the ball?

I'm not sure but he did look like he was crying earlier

 

[Markeh]

Fred touch! Chested the ball out of play

 

[Shadey]

The Brazilian goalmouth is gonna get dicked more times than that Magaluf girl at this rate!