I can't tell you who I am, but I'm a kit man.
I mean, come the fuck on. We must be playing really wank football for the cleverer than clever to be wasting energy on shite like this.
We'll never know, will we? And frankly I don't give a shit either way. It won't be the first or last time things get heated between a squad of 20 odd top tier players in one of most competitive and high pressured sports in the World.
Is this the bit where Ross spends the next two years posting "I told you so's" every time Robbo or Alisson make a mistake or so much as glance at eachother?