Rivals : United

[Hansern]

Di Maria sees the result of the MK Dons match.

 

[cloggypop]

Agreed we are suffering now but it means LVG can shape the team as he wants.

3-5-2 it is then!

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

3-5-2 it is then!

And always save a sub for a brilliant and inspired goalkeeper swap when they concede a penalty.

 

[peterhague]

Agreed we are suffering now but it means LVG can shape the team as he wants.

Should be pretty much ready by the time he leaves, I reckon.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Agreed we are suffering now but it means LVG can shape the team as he wants.

An egomaniac like van Gaal was always going to, regardless.

 

[singlerider]

He looks like Dobby the house-elf in that picture

 

[Piedro]

Louie gave me socks! Im Freeeeeeeeee

 

[King Binny]

 

[Modo]

Too early...Sterling was alive when they last won it.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Van Gaal: "Hear me, O Lord! Hear my command! Make Netherlands not shit. Make Louis Van Gaal not shit."

 

[cloggypop]

Van Gaal: "Hear me, O Lord! Hear my command! Make Netherlands not shit. Make Louis Van Gaal not shit."

No way he accepts a higher authority than himself.

 

[Frogfish]

GuillemBalague @GuillemBalague Fascinating conundrum: Would di María play, as he's been told b4 signing, left midf of a 532 (same as Arg) or would LvG change to a 433 that perhaps fit players better and could b more solid?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

GuillemBalague @GuillemBalague Fascinating conundrum: Would di María play, as he's been told b4 signing, left midf of a 532 (same as Arg) or would LvG change to a 433 that perhaps fit players better and could b more solid?

I'm not sure what Balague is trying to say here. What's so fascinating about whether he plays left side of a 4-3-3 or 3-5-2? He's still playing on the left.

 

[cloggypop]

Where does Rooney play in a 4-3-3?

 

[Frogfish]

I'm not sure what Balague is trying to say here. What's so fascinating about whether he plays left side of a 4-3-3 or 3-5-2? He's still playing on the left.

Well it may have something to do with LvG steering away from his professed 3-5-2 ?

 

[Mors]

Presume the scum will line up like this when everybody is fit again

...................Average teenwolf
........Rubbish1 Rubbish2 Rubbish3
Rafael.............................................fat shaw
...............Herrera Mata Di Maria
......................Rapist Shrek


For me, that back 6 is a piss take. Then surely he can't drop one of their 'marquee' signings out of mata/herrera/di maria can he? If he doesn't, people will just walk through that midfield. And he seems keen on playing the top two together.

No pace in the team either. They're not plodders, but no one in that team is noted for pace.

 

[iseered]

I'd take Teenwolf over Mignolet.

 

[ChastenedMUFC]

Presume the scum will line up like this when everybody is fit again

...................Average teenwolf
........Rubbish1 Rubbish2 Rubbish3
Rafael.............................................fat shaw
...............Herrera Mata Di Maria
......................Rapist Shrek


For me, that back 6 is a piss take. Then surely he can't drop one of their 'marquee' signings out of mata/herrera/di maria can he? If he doesn't, people will just walk through that midfield. And he seems keen on playing the top two together.

No pace in the team either. They're not plodders, but no one in that team is noted for pace.

I imagine it would be more like.

----------------------De Gea

Rafael-----Jones-------Rojo------Shaw

-----------------------Carrick

------Herrera--------------------Di Maria

------------------------Mata

----------------RvP---------Rooney

Think we will sign another midfielder to replace Carrick and possibly a CB to replace Jones.

 

[cloggypop]

Rumours are that LvG is going to invent the Christmas Tree formation next.

 

[refugee]

I'd take Teenwolf over Mignolet.

Ditto

 

[Frogfish]

Ditto

If I say 'Ditto' too .... is that Quiffing ?!

 

[cloggypop]

LvG set to music. The basic gist is that the press know nothing and should stop questioning him. At one point he is calling someone a ballbag.

 

[Athens]

What's the dutch word for ball bag? Do they use English like the way we say Dutch, as in Dutch oven or Dutch slap, for example.

 

[Buddha]

I'd take Teenwolf over Mignolet.

Sick

 

[cloggypop]

What's the dutch word for ball bag? Do they use English like the way we say Dutch, as in Dutch oven or Dutch slap, for example.

Klootzak. They do not use those sayings.

 

[Athens]

Klootzak. They do not use those sayings.

Those bleeding Dutch, they've no sense of humour.

 

[cloggypop]

Those bleeding Dutch, they've no sense of humour.

I think farting is just a natural function to them. Shame really.

 

[Athens]

I think farting is just a natural function to them. Shame really.

Animals!

 

[Portly]

Our word "Dutch" jars on them because it sounds like "Deutsch" and they don't want to be Germans.

 

[cloggypop]

They are just fluffy Germans really though.