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Real Madrid v Barca

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[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45116.msg1322739#msg1322739 date=1303936985]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=45116.msg1322719#msg1322719 date=1303935952]
This is wank.

Ive been well looking forward to this 🙁

In addition to the shitfest on show, Andy Thownsend has just pulled a fucking pearler out of the bag. How in the fuck does this make sense:
'Pepe should never have been sent off, but thats what can happen when you play a player like him in the middle of the park in a game like this'

Err what Andy? A perfectly fair challenge a dive and a gullible ref? Yeah Yeah....erm what?
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perfectly fair challenge!??! His studs hit his shin - that was maybe a harsh red, but it was 100% a foul.

Madrid played boring, shitty football again ... Mourinho got lucky last year against barca - not twice. He can moan all he want. The better team won again, and they'll beat the Mancs again.

Pity that mourinho's crap has ruined Xabi though - moaning to the ref after the game with a 'dive dive' sign.
[/quote]Bollocks. Not even a foul.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=45116.msg1322721#msg1322721 date=1303936207]
Cuntebayor should have gone, the cunt.
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Yup, that was two hands to the face x2 ... But he stayed on.

No Iniesta, no Abidal, no confident Villa and they still control Madrid with ease. The best team ever, even if some of them are tippy tappy bell ends
 
Not even a foul? I'm being whoosed, so I'll stop.

Fuck madrid, fuck mourinho, fuck pepe, fuck ronaldo, fuck 'em. I'm glad they're going out.

**congratulates Mourinho on his 'cup' win**
 
Fucking hell, Strachan's just said Messi's the greatest.

Trevor Francis said earlier today that Maureen was the greatest ever manager.

Has everyone gone mental ?
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45116.msg1322747#msg1322747 date=1303937176]
Not even a foul? I'm being whoosed, so I'll stop.

Fuck madrid, fuck mourinho, fuck pepe, fuck ronaldo, fuck 'em. I'm glad they're going out.

**congratulates Mourinho on his 'cup' win**
[/quote]Youre not being whoosed. They just slowed it down and zoomed in on it in slowmo and Pepe only touched the ball. There was no contact with Alves (whos foot was up just as high).
It was a bullshit call that is always given in Europe, doesnt make it a foul.
 
Pepe is a nutter, a proper cunt (just youtube what he did last year). I didn't see the slow mos, but if he was shafted - I don't really care (I still like you though!). Fuck him. Mourinho getting shafted is so nice - I can't wait for his press conference!
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=45116.msg1322747#msg1322747 date=1303937176]
Not even a foul? I'm being whoosed, so I'll stop.

Fuck madrid, fuck mourinho, fuck pepe, fuck ronaldo, fuck 'em. I'm glad they're going out.

**congratulates Mourinho on his 'cup' win**
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character_of_the_donkey_from_shrek_2.jpg


Can I agree widUUUU ?
 
[quote author=Bradley link=topic=45116.msg1322742#msg1322742 date=1303937066]
Why was Messi thanking Lampard's mum?

(Stole that off twitter)
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Here, have some Peppa Pig Pitta Bread.
 
You think Jon? I thought it was quite a clever idea to let everyone calm down before speaking to the media, stops them from spouting shit.
 
Maureen tried to make the game as dull as possible. I'm delighted his tactics backfired. Both teams are full of fucking despicable cheating cunts though.
 
[quote author=m.l.l link=topic=45116.msg1322766#msg1322766 date=1303937774]
You think Jon? I thought it was quite a clever idea to let everyone calm down before speaking to the media, stops them from spouting shit.
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Stops shit getting Wild Wild West, more like !
 
Di Maria: What an odious little cunt he is. Diving all over the fucking place and then waving his arms in the air like a demented cunt.

Cunt.
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=45116.msg1322791#msg1322791 date=1303938784]
Di Maria: What an odious little cunt he is. Diving all over the fucking place and then waving his arms in the air like a demented cunt.

Cunt.
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Big, Pete Townsend nose, as well.
 
Re: Re: Real Madrid v Barca

"This Champions League match was brought to you by Playstation and Mastercard. Thanks to one we've got your details for the other."
 
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The funny thing about calling them all cheating cunts (di maria included) is that if we were to sign any of them in the future it would instantly be forgotten about. I remember N'gogs dive against brum and although some didnt look fondly on it, it was hardly a 'fuck him he's a cunt' moment. Its a massive game in spain, itd be like us against the scum in the champions league semi....no holds barred.
Just remember at the end of the day one of these two HAVE to do the scum in the final and if it takes all the simulation in the world to make that happen then so be it!
 
Graham Hunter has just said, on 5Live that, after Pepe was sent off, Dani Alves got nothing but monkey noises from the Madrid fans.

He also said it was the worst example of racism he'd ever witnessed.


Helloooooooo, UEFA, are you listening ?
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=45116.msg1322803#msg1322803 date=1303939324]
Graham Hunter has just said, on 5Live that, after Pepe was sent off, Dani Alves got nothing but monkey noises from the Madrid fans.

He also said it was the worst example of racism he'd ever witnessed.


Helloooooooo, UEFA, are you listening ?
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Disgusting.
Read somewhere that alot of the Preston players had the same trouble on Saturday in Millwall.
FIFA,FA,UEFA all useless cunts.
And honestly what the fuck does the stewards be doin?
 
Don't get me wrong , Barca are a bunch of arrogant cunts and can stick their "more than a club" up their arse but if you'd rather see Mourinho and his bunch of cockgobblers win then you're off your rocker . Yeah Barca were diving and cheating but Madrid would have no problem doing the same , they're all as bad as each other . I mean has there ever been more cunts on a pitch in one game ever ?

Mourinho represents everything i hate in football and life so if he's fucked over and shafted until the day he dies it wouldn't bother me one bit . Fuck him .
 
[quote author=Home and A Gay link=topic=45116.msg1322806#msg1322806 date=1303939717]
[quote author=themn link=topic=45116.msg1322803#msg1322803 date=1303939324]
Graham Hunter has just said, on 5Live that, after Pepe was sent off, Dani Alves got nothing but monkey noises from the Madrid fans.

He also said it was the worst example of racism he'd ever witnessed.


Helloooooooo, UEFA, are you listening ?
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Disgusting.
Read somewhere that alot of the Preston players had the same trouble on Saturday in Millwall.
FIFA,FA,UEFA all useless cunts.
And honestly what the fuck does the stewards be doin?
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Agreeing with the fans, most probably.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=45116.msg1322803#msg1322803 date=1303939324]
Graham Hunter has just said, on 5Live that, after Pepe was sent off, Dani Alves got nothing but monkey noises from the Madrid fans.

He also said it was the worst example of racism he'd ever witnessed.


Helloooooooo, UEFA, are you listening ?
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UEFA will probably blame Liverpool for this as well.
 
[quote author=RedZeppelin link=topic=45116.msg1322808#msg1322808 date=1303939843]
Don't get me wrong , Barca are a bunch of arrogant cunts and can stick their "more than a club" up their arse but if you'd rather see Mourinho and his bunch of cockgobblers win then you're off your rocker . Yeah Barca were diving and cheating but Madrid would have no problem doing the same , they're all as bad as each other . I mean has there ever been more cunts on a pitch in one game ever ?

Mourinho represents everything i hate in football and life so if he's fucked over and shafted until the day he dies it wouldn't bother me one bit . Fuck him .






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Bit over the top there I think, Chelsea represents most of the things I hate about football and about life, and I don't even pay that much attention to Mourinho anymore since he left England. The clincher for me on this tie is the fact that Barca are a bunch of holier than thou, tapping up cunts that had our players on their minds too often and were very public about it in the last 2 years. They can go fuck themselves. I've been praying for horrendous career-ending injuries to everyone that had an opinion about Mascherano or Torres in the last 2 years and had the gall to open their mouths to the media about it.

Fuck. Barca.

Also, I hope they twat the Scum obv.
 
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=45116.msg1322819#msg1322819 date=1303940680]
[quote author=RedZeppelin link=topic=45116.msg1322808#msg1322808 date=1303939843]
Don't get me wrong , Barca are a bunch of arrogant cunts and can stick their "more than a club" up their arse but if you'd rather see Mourinho and his bunch of cockgobblers win then you're off your rocker . Yeah Barca were diving and cheating but Madrid would have no problem doing the same , they're all as bad as each other . I mean has there ever been more cunts on a pitch in one game ever ?

Mourinho represents everything i hate in football and life so if he's fucked over and shafted until the day he dies it wouldn't bother me one bit . Fuck him .




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Bit over the top there I think, Chelsea represents most of the things I hate about football and about life, and I don't even pay that much attention to Mourinho anymore since he left England. The clincher for me on this tie is the fact that Barca are a bunch of holier than thou, tapping up cunts that had our players on their minds too often and were very public about it in the last 2 years. They can go fuck themselves. I've been praying for horrendous career-ending injuries to everyone that had an opinion about Mascherano or Torres in the last 2 years and had the gall to open their mouths to the media about it.

Fuck. Barca.

Also, I hope they twat the Scum obv.[/glow][/quote]
 
[quote author=cobrastatus link=topic=45116.msg1322819#msg1322819 date=1303940680]
[quote author=RedZeppelin link=topic=45116.msg1322808#msg1322808 date=1303939843]
Don't get me wrong , Barca are a bunch of arrogant cunts and can stick their "more than a club" up their arse but if you'd rather see Mourinho and his bunch of cockgobblers win then you're off your rocker . Yeah Barca were diving and cheating but Madrid would have no problem doing the same , they're all as bad as each other . I mean has there ever been more cunts on a pitch in one game ever ?

Mourinho represents everything i hate in football and life so if he's fucked over and shafted until the day he dies it wouldn't bother me one bit . Fuck him .






[/quote]

Bit over the top there I think, Chelsea represents most of the things I hate about football and about life, and I don't even pay that much attention to Mourinho anymore since he left England. The clincher for me on this tie is the fact that Barca are a bunch of holier than thou, tapping up cunts that had our players on their minds too often and were very public about it in the last 2 years. They can go fuck themselves. I've been praying for horrendous career-ending injuries to everyone that had an opinion about Mascherano or Torres in the last 2 years and had the gall to open their mouths to the media about it.

Fuck. Barca.

Also, I hope they twat the Scum obv.
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Ha , I'm a bit over the top ?

Anyway in conclusion , they're both a bunch of twats .
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=45116.msg1322794#msg1322794 date=1303938918]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=45116.msg1322791#msg1322791 date=1303938784]
Di Maria: What an odious little cunt he is. Diving all over the fucking place and then waving his arms in the air like a demented cunt.

Cunt.
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Big, Pete Townsend nose, as well.
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He looks like a fucking Pinocchio the cunt
 
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