Palace v Liverpool match thread

[darkstarexodus]

What the fuck are we doing ?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Watching Liverpool will be the end of me this season.

Naaaah - you're married with kids! 😉

 

[Mystic]

No reliable finisher. Have you not been concentrating?

EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES

You're solution is to make us less dangerous in attack, so keep your shirt on.

 

[Shay_K]

DIVE

 

[6TimesaRed]

Calamitous defending.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Don't think either of those were penalties to be honest.

 

[manwithnoname]

Sturrudge on for Firmino please

Yeah. Firmino isn't likely to ever score and isn't playing well

 

[cloggypop]

Ha ha! Fuck you Zaha!

 

[Markeh]

we really need another goal

 

[Athens]

In lieu of a cellar (I know you don't have one), just stick him in another room. Or a wardrobe or something.

I dunno, he can open the doors and if he falls from a high cupboard he'll wreck himself on the tiled floor.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Lucas and Sturridge on please.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Glock has competition ...

 

[DHSC]

Missing Milner

 

[darkstarexodus]

Wijnaldum for Can. Sturridge for Firmino please.

We need more control in the midfield. And it's just not coming off for Firmino today, though I agreed with starting him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I dunno, he can open the doors and if he falls from a high cupboard he'll wreck himself on the tiled floor.

Duct tape will soon sort that problem out.

 

[cloggypop]

Watching Liverpool will be the end of me this season.

It's mad how we can be fucking boss yet terrible all at the same time.

 

[Woland]

Whining fags

 

[gene hughes]

Can't believe there's another half hour of this.

 

[Modo]

I'd get Wijnaldum on for Lallana. He looks tired.

 

[DHSC]

Cabaye getting sent off would be as great as Herrera getting sent off

 

[cloggypop]

I dunno, he can open the doors and if he falls from a high cupboard he'll wreck himself on the tiled floor.

Can't he just scream at the telly with you as a father/son bonding thing?

 

[Mystic]

We need a change, we have no hold on the game, Wijni for someone, Can probably.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Glenn Hoddle can only talk in clichés.

He'd make a fantastic sketch show character. Watching him go out with his wife to a restaurant, or in any normal everyday situation but speaking in clichés continually.

 

[gene hughes]

I'd take off Lallana and Firmino for Gini and Sturridge.

 

[darkstarexodus]

I'd get Wijnaldum on for Lallana. He looks tired.

Yeah Lallana could come off instead of Can. Either way Wijnaldum should come on.

 

[Modo]

Get Sturridge on for Firmino as well.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Can't he just scream at the telly with you as a father/son bonding thing?

My boy hates when I yell at the screen.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Can't he just scream at the telly with you as a father/son bonding thing?

Kids only like watching dickheads on YouTube now, sport is so last century.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Shoot the fucking ball Firmino!