Owen

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[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=34487.msg899743#msg899743 date=1246648783]
There is something about that picture isn't there?

I came onto this thread thinking.. c'mon, he isn't an "utter cunt" all things considered (fa cup final win and all).. then you see that picture with that grin on his face and you think.. "what an absolute cunt of a man". "Saint Michael" turned out to be a right old Judas eh.

Emotions aside, i'm delighted they're signing him. He's not an impact player from the bench and at least he'll take away development time from the likes of Wellbeck and Macheda.
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I did want him to come back (to sit on the bench), and something inside me really wants him to get the extra 10 goals to break Charlton's record for England (although not in a Manure shirt).

However, seeing that fucking cheesy grin in the picture (how come we haven't seen Valencia in a similar pose?) makes me want to set his fucking sunburnt cunt face alight. Cock. Of the highest order. And a short cock at that.

 

[gene hughes]

[quote author=barrymac20 link=topic=34487.msg899720#msg899720 date=1246647182]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899709#msg899709 date=1246646781]
This is a mad turn of events but in a way I'm not sad to see him join them. If I was a Man Utd fan I'd be very pissed off and worried that Ferguson has lost his marbles.
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Not really. Its a no lose situation for them. They've got him for free and are probably paying him fuck all flat wages. If he stays fit he'll score plenty of goals for them, if he gets injured its not gonna cost them that much. Thats why i thought we should've signed him (although i'm glad now that we didnt).
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No I'm sorry I'll have no truck with that sir.

Michael Owen is a walking (when fit), talking (kinda) tabloid magnet. He'll never be Man Utd's Michael Owen he'll always be England's Michael Owen and every time he's on the bench there'll be close ups of him looking pissed off, there'll be endless speculation about him getting back into Capello's plans, when that doesn't happen there'll be rumours that Owen's unhappy that ferguson isn't giving him enough playing time. This is gonna be a pain in the ass for everyone associated with man Utd for the next two years, or until next season when Ferguson might make a canny 2 or 3 million by selling him to Hull where he'll actually get a game.

If I was a Man Utd fan I'd be sick. He's still a good player but he's not the Owen of 2000. In fact they've signed a player that was dropped by a team battling relegation and by a manager who was his friend, supposedly because the good people of newcastle utd thought that Obafemi Martins and someone else was more likely to get them a goal.

If Ferguson signs anyone there are always people who shit their pants and assume it'll be a stroke of genius.

Well, I look forward to seeing a Man Utd with Owen, Berbatov, Valencia, Nani, Anderson and Fletcher coming to Anfield next season. We'll fucking murder them.

 

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[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899749#msg899749 date=1246649124]
[quote author=barrymac20 link=topic=34487.msg899720#msg899720 date=1246647182]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899709#msg899709 date=1246646781]
This is a mad turn of events but in a way I'm not sad to see him join them. If I was a Man Utd fan I'd be very pissed off and worried that Ferguson has lost his marbles.
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Not really. Its a no lose situation for them. They've got him for free and are probably paying him fuck all flat wages. If he stays fit he'll score plenty of goals for them, if he gets injured its not gonna cost them that much. Thats why i thought we should've signed him (although i'm glad now that we didnt).
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No I'm sorry I'll have no truck with that sir.

Michael Owen is a walking (when fit), talking (kinda) tabloid magnet. He'll never be Man Utd's Michael Owen he'll always be England's Michael Owen and every time he's on the bench there'll be close ups of him looking pissed off, there'll be endless speculation about him getting back into Capello's plans, when that doesn't happen there'll be rumours that Owen's unhappy that ferguson isn't giving him enough playing time. This is gonna be a pain in the ass for everyone associated with man Utd for the next two years, or until next season when Ferguson might make a canny 2 or 3 million by selling him to Hull where he'll actually get a game.

If I was a Man Utd fan I'd be sick. He's still a good player but he's not the Owen of 2000. In fact they've signed a player that was dropped by a team battling relegation and by a manager who was his friend, supposedly because the good people of newcastle utd thought that Obafemi Martins and someone else was more likely to get them a goal.

If Ferguson signs anyone there are always people who shit their pants and assume it'll be a stroke of genius.

Well, I look forward to seeing a Man Utd with Owen, Berbatov, Valencia, Nani, Anderson and Fletcher coming to Anfield next season. We'll fucking murder them.
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I agree with all of that, and the fact that they HAVE signed him sort of pisses on the bonfire of all the scummers who were trumpeting the £80m plus and saying that Ribery and Benzema are coming...Owen circa 2009 and Valencia don't extactly make me cum accidentially in my pants.

It looks like Fergiescum is happy with his lot and will possibly go for one other player (replacement for Hargreaves?) and I can't see a world class player of the likes who could replace the Portugese twat.

Oh, and Owen is a cunt.

 

[gene hughes]

There are 5 or 6 fantastic players on the market this summer and none of them want to go to man utd.

I think the team that wins the league next year could be the one that gets lucky with its Falcaos and D'Agostino type signings.

 

[mark1975]

People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

As a non scouse, can anyone confirm my theory that had he signed for everton it wouldn't have been as bad?

 

[Stulikesdrums]

The instant I seen that photo with the cunt holding the scarf my stomach turned.
I thought i didn't give a hit, but i realise that i do.
He is utter cunt.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34487.msg899760#msg899760 date=1246649794]
As a non scouse, can anyone confirm my theory that had he signed for everton it wouldn't have been as bad?
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Nowhere near as bad. I honestly do believe you have to be a Scouser to fully appreciate that absolute hatred we hold for that whore of a club, its fans and the city it borrows its name from.

 

[gene hughes]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
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I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.

 

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[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=34487.msg899760#msg899760 date=1246649794]
As a non scouse, can anyone confirm my theory that had he signed for everton it wouldn't have been as bad?
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Defo. As much as we hate the shite, it's not 'usually' vitriolic. We just known they are a bit shit.

He supported them as a youngster, and so yeah I would have been ok with that...although wouldn't have been too happy.

HOWEVER if it transpires that he turned down the shite for the scum, then the cuntometer just rose 100%...

 

[Sven]

From Ronaldo & Tevez to Owen and Valencia. Can't say that Mancs had a good transfer window so far

 

[Rafiagra]

Owen plays for Owen. We want players who play for the shirt and for us.

The lack of respect he has shown to the Liverpool fans is disgraceful. I can perfectly understand why he would join them considering the position he was in, but to do it so joyously shows him up as right little twat.

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
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I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
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Fair do's Gene 😉

Valencia and Owen is a comedown from Tevez and Ronaldo, and whoever they sign they'll be hard pushed to fully replace Ronaldo, but you know United and the way they (can) play. They make the likes of Fletcher look like a World Beater.

 

[Stanners]

[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
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I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
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(a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
(b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
(c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
(d) Ronaldo + Tevez

Which would you choose? I'd shit myself if they had ONE of those options.

 

[Rafiagra]

[quote author=Stanners link=topic=34487.msg899769#msg899769 date=1246650415]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
[/quote]

I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
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(a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
(b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
(c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
(d) Ronaldo + Tevez

Which would you choose? I'd shit myself if they had ONE of those options.

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Gerrard + Torres > (a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (d) Ronaldo + Tevez

 

[ovekvals]

[quote author=Stanners link=topic=34487.msg899769#msg899769 date=1246650415]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
[/quote]

I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
[/quote]

(a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
(b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
(c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
(d) Ronaldo + Tevez

Which would you choose? I'd shit myself if they had ONE of those options.

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One of the first three alternatives, but I reckon Ribery and Villa are both unrealistic..

 

[ibromurph]

[quote author=Stanners link=topic=34487.msg899769#msg899769 date=1246650415]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
[/quote]

I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
[/quote]

(a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
(b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
(c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
(d) Ronaldo + Tevez

Which would you choose? I'd shit myself if they had ONE of those options.

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Ribery has come out and said "It's Madrid or nothing".. Villa has done the same for Barca.. the only player we have to concern ourselves with them getting is Eto'o who Barca desperately want shot of. Eto'o has dug his heels in as he doesn't want to be seen as a total money grabbing cunt going to Citeh, so United might be the best compromise for all parties there. Hopefully tough Barca force him to sign for Citeh (basically anyone but United).

 

[Terrier]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=34487.msg899762#msg899762 date=1246649846]

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One word.



CUNT





Next time, listen to the Terrier's wise words.......He knew all along.

 

[Red Mullet]

I don't get this. Owen is a has-been, he'll never be the player he was when he was at Liverpool. He's a 'meh' to me, he doesn't get under my skin nor do I call him a cunt.

 

[Stanners]

Slur Alex: "I'd like you to sign for us on a two year contract for fuck all a week, unless you score"
$t Michael: *world cup year world cup year world cup year* "sorry, ok yeah whatever" *world cup year world cup year world cup year"
Slur Alex: "...and you have to lick Fletcher's boots clean every morning"
$t Michael *world cup year world cup year world cup year* "Errr, cool." *world cup year world cup year world cup year*
Slur Alex: "How about posing like a sunburnt cunt in a Man U top and scarf to really piss off our neighbours down the east lancs??"
$t Michael *world cup year world cup year world cup year* "Where do I sign?" *world cup year world cup year world cup year*

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's probably thinking to himself that he can add the scummy twats to his glossy portfolio, even if it only shows him making two sub appearances in the League Cup for them, so that he can look back fondly on his career when he's old and grey. Cunt.

 

[cochyn]

[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=34487.msg899775#msg899775 date=1246650685]
[quote author=Stanners link=topic=34487.msg899769#msg899769 date=1246650415]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=34487.msg899764#msg899764 date=1246650180]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34487.msg899759#msg899759 date=1246649783]
People are writing United's Summer off far too easily on the back of this.
[/quote]

I'm not writing off the summer Mark. I'm writing off today. If they sign an Etoo or a Villa or a Ribery I'll shit myself. No question.
[/quote]

(a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
(b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
(c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
(d) Ronaldo + Tevez

Which would you choose? I'd shit myself if they had ONE of those options.

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Gerrard + Torres > (a) Eto'o + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (b) Ribery + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (c) Villa + Valencia + Owen
Gerrard + Torres > (d) Ronaldo + Tevez

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WWWOOO

Good Answer

 

[keniget]

Re: Cunt

Haha, nice thread title change.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Re: Cunt

*Makes an addition to the word censor list*

 

[doctor_mac]

Re: Cunt

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=34487.msg899797#msg899797 date=1246651960]
*Makes an addition to the word censor list*
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Ha! If I type Owen will it read Cunt?

 

[doctor_mac]

Re: Cunt

hahahaha

 

[gene hughes]

Re: Cunt

Owen

 

[gene hughes]

Re: Cunt

Hey! I wanted to say something about Robert Owen, the socialist legend.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Re: Cunt

Wrong Forum anyway Gene.