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Owen our 1st worldwide ambassador. Mmm.

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This baffles me.

The twat played for United and even if he hadn't he's one the least likeable stars we've ever had.

Might be because he has appeal with united and real fans too.

But yeah, hardly reeks of Liverpool
 
Michael's first months in the job:

MAY:

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Have you ever considered visiting Anfield in the UK? It's almost as special as Old Trafford.


JUNE:

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...Wow, you already know about Mighty Red?? That's fantas- hey, that bloke was moving your mouth then. I saw him.


JULY:

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Now I'm REALLY making progress. See these horses with their blue bowls? They're getting red ones tomorrow!
 
...and was very obviously snarky about LFC in some of his pronouncements both then and immediately post-retirement.

Strange choice by the club.
 
It's a bit of a kick in the teeth for Rushie, who has in effect been our most hardworking unofficial international ambassador for the past few years. He flies all over the world promoting the club. I guess the argument would be that Rushie isn't as well known, but then, if so, why's he been sent all over the world??

Owen is already notorious for pissing off his bosses at BT for missing games in favour of attending race meetings, and I doubt he'll do anything for us unless it coincides with foreign race meetings. So he won't even be industriously insincere.
 
It maybe a very clever way of increasing our fanbase by contributing to the control and management of an epidemic in Asian countries.

A new study reports a global ‘sleeplessness epidemic’ affecting an estimated 150 million people across the developing world. Levels of sleep problems in Asia and Africa are approaching those seen in developed nations, linked to an increase in problems like depression and anxiety, say researchers from the University of Warwick. The study, published in the journal Sleep, reveals that 16.6 percent of those surveyed in the developing world report insomnia and other severe sleep disturbances.


Read more from Asian Scientist Magazine at: http://www.asianscientist.com/2012/...ep-epidemic-indepth-who-sage-study-asia-2012/
 
On one hand, he's internationally renowned.

On the other hand, he's a Judas dull cunt who shouldn't be allowed in the ground to watch a match never mind being employed by the club.
 
The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Owen:

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25. "The first half is almost over, so they've barely got 45 minutes left to change this."
24. "Wenger will be quite happy Arsenal haven't conceded."
23. Merseyside Derby; Liverpool 4 - 0 Everton. 15 minutes left: "I doubt Everton are going to get anything out of this game."
22. "When they don’t score they hardly ever win."
21. "He’s elbowed him in the head, but there's nothing in it for me."
20. "Jelavic would have scored that if he wasn't offside."
19. "It's a good run, but it's a poor run, if you know what I mean?"
18. "What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on."
17. "City will come out with a fresh set of impetus."
16. "It's definitely hit Defoe's hand as it's gone in, but it's not a handball for me."
15. "That’s simple as…simple."
14. "Whichever teams scores more goals usually wins."
13. "Anichebe is just pulling off Jones, which is what I would do if I was him."
12. "You can't really grumble at the red card but it's very harsh."
11. "To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game."
10. "Blackburn have got two strikers on and they're both playing up front."
9. "I love these players with two feet."
8. "You need people who score goals. That’s how you win games."
7. "It’s hit the facial part of his head."
6. "Alderweireld played really well last year for Tottenham, let's hope he can transfer that form to Spurs this season."
5. "That would have been a goal had it gone inside the post."
4. "When the ball is that still, it's wobbling in the air."
3. "You’re on your own out there with ten mates."
2. "That shot is impossible. I saw Yaya Toure do it once."
1. "You have to believe your own eyes, don't you?"
 
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