Other Weekend Games 28th - 29th

[Markeh]

I'm clinging on to the the chances Watford had before they were humped

 

[doctor_mac]

So the Everton capitulation sweepstakes:

1-10 mins
11-20 mins
21-30 mins
31-40 mins
41-HT
45-50 mins
51-60 mins
61-70 mins
71-80 mins
81-90 mins
Time added on...

I fancy the moment of complete capitulation to arrive just before HT.

Walcott apparently is completely disorientated. How do they tell the difference?

 

[doctor_mac]

Walcott coming off to an ovation. That's the last ovation we'll have today from the Bitters I fear.

 

[Modo]

15th or 17th minute

 

[Markeh]

Iwobi is better anyway

 

[Markeh]

There will be no capitulation

 

[Markeh]

Actually I forgot Pickford is their goalkeeper, every chance of capitulation

 

[Red Astaire]

The state of Citeh's kit. Looks like a global hypercolour t-shirt I had back in '92!

 

[Markeh]

The state of Citeh's kit. Looks like a global hypercolour t-shirt I had back in '92!

Yea I was nearly going to comment on their gear, the tracksuit is in a similar vein

 

[HC]

1) city's kit is grim like a kids fucking icelolly

2) Everton already making last ditch tackles left right and centre , goal imminent

City just hit the bar

 

[Markeh]

Gun dog hits the bar from a yard out when it's easier to score

 

[HC]

Somehow city haven't scored there

 

[Farkmaster]

The state of Citeh's kit. Looks like a global hypercolour t-shirt I had back in '92!

Looks like a mai tai.

 

[Modo]

Well I guess I was wrong

 

[Farkmaster]

Ok, I wanted an excuse to not work, but I'm not going to find it here.

Everton are shit, and city have a way to play through the middle that we just don't against a compact defense.

 

[doctor_mac]

Well, if Everton get beat, as they look very likely to do, then we can at least hope they do it amusingly. A Pickford blunder is far from an outside bet.

 

[doctor_mac]

Well I guess I was wrong

Yeah, you're out of the running.

 

[HC]

It's a fix , citeh have clearly paid the blueshite to play so badly...oh

 

[Markeh]

How do you spend a ton of money and still have Calvert Lewin up front

 

[Farkmaster]

Atmosphere is really muted

 

[Halmeister]

I've never seen a faggier (sorry, snowflakes) injury than that Walcott one. Stretchered off after a Sterling cross hit him on the head.

 

[Modo]

0-1

 

[Markeh]

An attacking moment for Everton, good stuff

 

[Markeh]

0-1

Fack sake

 

[Modo]

Ouff great shot by Sigurdson

 

[HC]

City are headless chickens at the back under pressure , literally you have a cb and rodri running all over the shop , as beautiful and flowing as they are going forward it's chaotic and messy at the back

 

[HC]

Great move for the goal

 

[bluebell]

Anyone betting Marco will be sacked after the game?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Is it the bitters or City who've robbed our 'rotterdam' song?

 

[Red Astaire]

Well shut my mouth!