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Open acts of homosexuality

Can someone sum this thread up for me in one paragraph or less so I don't have to read it?
 
[quote author=refugee link=topic=21236.msg510539#msg510539 date=1204937044]
Can someone sum this thread up for me in one paragraph or less so I don't have to read it?
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No problem. Gay bashing, Racism, Muslim bashing, Islam bashing, Brendan bashing, people accusing people of being racists, humour, broken friendships. Typical day on SCM.
 
Jesus Fuck!

If I'd known what I was letting myself in for when I opened this fucker up I'd have gone round and got sponsored for Sport Relief.

I'm lost for words
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510540#msg510540 date=1204937248]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=21236.msg510539#msg510539 date=1204937044]
Can someone sum this thread up for me in one paragraph or less so I don't have to read it?
[/quote]

No problem. Gay bashing, Racism, Muslim bashing, Islam bashing, Brendan bashing, people accusing people of being racists, humour, broken friendships. Typical day on SCM.
[/quote]

Thanks Paddy, I should have guessed.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510421#msg510421 date=1204923423]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510419#msg510419 date=1204923200]
I haven't stated any opinion on Brendan. I merely stated that Islam isn't a race, because it isn't. It encompasses many different races.
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I'm certain there is an Irish-Islamic somewhere.
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There's one in my office Paddy
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510558#msg510558 date=1204939274]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510421#msg510421 date=1204923423]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510419#msg510419 date=1204923200]
I haven't stated any opinion on Brendan. I merely stated that Islam isn't a race, because it isn't. It encompasses many different races.
[/quote]

I'm certain there is an Irish-Islamic somewhere.
[/quote]

There's one in my office Paddy
[/quote]

There we go.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510558#msg510558 date=1204939274]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510421#msg510421 date=1204923423]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510419#msg510419 date=1204923200]
I haven't stated any opinion on Brendan. I merely stated that Islam isn't a race, because it isn't. It encompasses many different races.
[/quote]

I'm certain there is an Irish-Islamic somewhere.
[/quote]

There's one in my office Paddy
[/quote]

Has he asked if you'd loike to buy some plutonium yet Ross?
 
[quote author=Hamaan link=topic=21236.msg510430#msg510430 date=1204924143]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510418#msg510418 date=1204923175]
Bunch of idiots. Some of you are a fucking disgrace. What could have been a bit of a laugh, which Brendan probably intended the usual suspects have come in and just bolloxed it all up. Wankers.
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Thats right 'paddy'. Everyones fault except Brendan as he just wants a laugh 🙂

STILL cant work out why everyone is getting rather upset at Brendan being 'outed' as a racist.

It's no big deal. You have to deal with them every now and then.

Still know he's a racist. Those who dont think he is need not reply as it's getting ever so boring and your not making a very good case in his defence when one thinks back to his posts.


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I don't think anybody is upset Hamann. He asked for people to point out where he made racist comments and the best anyone could come up with was a remarkably weak quote which Anita picked up.

And if Anita really thinks that the quote she picked is an example of racism she has absolutely no idea what racism is. I'd prefer to think that she knows what racism is but was struggling to make the racist charge on Brendan stick so picked the first comment she could find, even though it doesn't even come close to proving her point.
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=21236.msg510521#msg510521 date=1204933397]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg506371#msg506371 date=1204572712]
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg506363#msg506363 date=1204572252]
I think it is possible if you have a "monster cock".

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Maybe so Poops, I'm not going to investigate this one to prove you wrong
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Don't worry Ross, I've already done the hard work here so you don't have to.

Basically, the problem is that to be in an aroused state enough to have sufficient rigidity (and length) to insert your own cock up your arse, you inherently reduce the flexibility, and so it becomes very difficult to actually get it to twist in that kind of angle.

I found the most success was to be had by catching it on the cusp between semi and full-on, rotating it from the bottom of the shaft both down and around in a sort of 180 degree motion, but along both planes if that makes sense, and then with the aid of a solid surface (say, a toilet seat or bath edge) using that to provide the leverage to try for the insertion.

I never actually managed it, perhaps my cock is too small, but I sure as hell rubbed the shit out of my arsehole trying. Which was nice
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I suspected that might be the case. Thanks.

you've saved me some trial and error work.
 
I'm trying to decide whether to respond to Grungefruttock or not.

I really feel agrieved at being called 'glib'. Next thing people will be accusing me of misquoting them, winding them up.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510564#msg510564 date=1204939575]
[quote author=Hamaan link=topic=21236.msg510430#msg510430 date=1204924143]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510418#msg510418 date=1204923175]
Bunch of idiots. Some of you are a fucking disgrace. What could have been a bit of a laugh, which Brendan probably intended the usual suspects have come in and just bolloxed it all up. Wankers.
[/quote]

Thats right 'paddy'. Everyones fault except Brendan as he just wants a laugh 🙂

STILL cant work out why everyone is getting rather upset at Brendan being 'outed' as a racist.

It's no big deal. You have to deal with them every now and then.

Still know he's a racist. Those who dont think he is need not reply as it's getting ever so boring and your not making a very good case in his defence when one thinks back to his posts.


[/quote]

I don't think anybody is upset Hamann. He asked for people to point out where he made racist comments and the best anyone could come up with was a remarkably weak quote which Anita picked up.

And if Anita really thinks that the quote she picked is an example of racism she has absolutely no idea what racism is. I'd prefer to think that she knows what racism is but was struggling to make the racist charge on Brendan stick so picked the first comment she could find, even though it doesn't even come close to proving her point.
[/quote]

Racism wails on the whazzy Ross dude, it cans the thornbirr. Snorgas.

*high fives Ross*
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510565#msg510565 date=1204939659]
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=21236.msg510521#msg510521 date=1204933397]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg506371#msg506371 date=1204572712]
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg506363#msg506363 date=1204572252]
I think it is possible if you have a "monster cock".

[/quote]

Maybe so Poops, I'm not going to investigate this one to prove you wrong
[/quote]

Don't worry Ross, I've already done the hard work here so you don't have to.

Basically, the problem is that to be in an aroused state enough to have sufficient rigidity (and length) to insert your own cock up your arse, you inherently reduce the flexibility, and so it becomes very difficult to actually get it to twist in that kind of angle.

I found the most success was to be had by catching it on the cusp between semi and full-on, rotating it from the bottom of the shaft both down and around in a sort of 180 degree motion, but along both planes if that makes sense, and then with the aid of a solid surface (say, a toilet seat or bath edge) using that to provide the leverage to try for the insertion.

I never actually managed it, perhaps my cock is too small, but I sure as hell rubbed the shit out of my arsehole trying. Which was nice
[/quote]

I suspected that might be the case. Thanks.

you've saved me some trial and error work.
[/quote]

The work itself is its own reward. You shouldn't allow my painstaking research to get in the way of finding our for yourself, merely use my account as an educational reference point.

(Although, do be careful of snapping that thin thread of skin holding your foreskin to the rest of your cock - presuming you have a foreskin with out actually wanting a definitive answer on the subject that is)
 
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg510568#msg510568 date=1204939771]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510564#msg510564 date=1204939575]
[quote author=Hamaan link=topic=21236.msg510430#msg510430 date=1204924143]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510418#msg510418 date=1204923175]
Bunch of idiots. Some of you are a fucking disgrace. What could have been a bit of a laugh, which Brendan probably intended the usual suspects have come in and just bolloxed it all up. Wankers.
[/quote]

Thats right 'paddy'. Everyones fault except Brendan as he just wants a laugh 🙂

STILL cant work out why everyone is getting rather upset at Brendan being 'outed' as a racist.

It's no big deal. You have to deal with them every now and then.

Still know he's a racist. Those who dont think he is need not reply as it's getting ever so boring and your not making a very good case in his defence when one thinks back to his posts.


[/quote]

I don't think anybody is upset Hamann. He asked for people to point out where he made racist comments and the best anyone could come up with was a remarkably weak quote which Anita picked up.

And if Anita really thinks that the quote she picked is an example of racism she has absolutely no idea what racism is. I'd prefer to think that she knows what racism is but was struggling to make the racist charge on Brendan stick so picked the first comment she could find, even though it doesn't even come close to proving her point.
[/quote]

Racism wails on the whazzy Ross dude, it cans the thornbirr. Snorgas.

*high fives Ross*
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I'm drunk, but I'm pretty sure this wouldn't make any sense sober Poops.

*high five*
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510575#msg510575 date=1204940115]
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg510568#msg510568 date=1204939771]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510564#msg510564 date=1204939575]
[quote author=Hamaan link=topic=21236.msg510430#msg510430 date=1204924143]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510418#msg510418 date=1204923175]
Bunch of idiots. Some of you are a fucking disgrace. What could have been a bit of a laugh, which Brendan probably intended the usual suspects have come in and just bolloxed it all up. Wankers.
[/quote]

Thats right 'paddy'. Everyones fault except Brendan as he just wants a laugh 🙂

STILL cant work out why everyone is getting rather upset at Brendan being 'outed' as a racist.

It's no big deal. You have to deal with them every now and then.

Still know he's a racist. Those who dont think he is need not reply as it's getting ever so boring and your not making a very good case in his defence when one thinks back to his posts.


[/quote]

I don't think anybody is upset Hamann. He asked for people to point out where he made racist comments and the best anyone could come up with was a remarkably weak quote which Anita picked up.

And if Anita really thinks that the quote she picked is an example of racism she has absolutely no idea what racism is. I'd prefer to think that she knows what racism is but was struggling to make the racist charge on Brendan stick so picked the first comment she could find, even though it doesn't even come close to proving her point.
[/quote]

Racism wails on the whazzy Ross dude, it cans the thornbirr. Snorgas.

*high fives Ross*
[/quote]

I'm drunk, but I'm pretty sure this wouldn't make any sense sober Poops.

*high five*
[/quote]

I'll be drunk in 3 hours so I'm just practising now.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510578#msg510578 date=1204940380]
Just don't take advantage of me and we'll be okay
[/quote]

You got really purdy hair
 
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg510579#msg510579 date=1204940470]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510578#msg510578 date=1204940380]
Just don't take advantage of me and we'll be okay
[/quote]

You got really purdy hair
[/quote]

*covers baldpatch*
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510581#msg510581 date=1204940789]
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=21236.msg510579#msg510579 date=1204940470]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510578#msg510578 date=1204940380]
Just don't take advantage of me and we'll be okay
[/quote]

You got really purdy hair
[/quote]

*covers baldpatch*
[/quote]

Do you work in?
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=21236.msg510641#msg510641 date=1204965783]
Paddy, which friendships got broken?

[/quote]

Fuck knows. I thought it sounded good.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510564#msg510564 date=1204939575]

I don't think anybody is upset Hamann. He asked for people to point out where he made racist comments and the best anyone could come up with was a remarkably weak quote which Anita picked up.

And if Anita really thinks that the quote she picked is an example of racism she has absolutely no idea what racism is. I'd prefer to think that she knows what racism is but was struggling to make the racist charge on Brendan stick so picked the first comment she could find, even though it doesn't even come close to proving her point.
[/quote]

I can assure you Anita has a good understanding (and experience) of what racism is: thankyou. But she was just tired of banging her head against a brick wall and couldn't be bothered to waste anymore of her time looking for better examples.
 
calmdown.gif

calm down
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510558#msg510558 date=1204939274]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=21236.msg510421#msg510421 date=1204923423]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=21236.msg510419#msg510419 date=1204923200]
I haven't stated any opinion on Brendan. I merely stated that Islam isn't a race, because it isn't. It encompasses many different races.
[/quote]

I'm certain there is an Irish-Islamic somewhere.
[/quote]

There's one in my office Paddy
[/quote]

The super terrorist, part Irish part Muslim!
 
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