Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[LeTallecWiz]

Lanziini was the plan B for fekir before his injury. i dread to think who we have lined up for plan C

Felliani.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Lanziini was the plan B for fekir before his injury. i dread to think who we have lined up for plan C

Really? Klopp has shown himself to be a plan A or bust man.

 

[manwithnoname]

Really? Klopp has shown himself to be a plan A or bust man.

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Oliver Twist]

Hahahahahahaha!

The argument room is next on your left.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Is he likely to figure very much in the world cup anyway?

 

[darkstarexodus]

The argument room is next on your left.

No it isn't.

 

[Shay_K]

.......................am not sure why everyone is so worried it's not like the deadline is midnight tonight and we're all watching reruns of a Harry Rednapp driveby interview ..........it's not as if Alan Pardew is or Big Sam are walking through Shankley Gates
..................................and Wayne Rooney has been offered a pay per play deal by Jurgen

 

[gkmacca]

.........Shankly.

 

[The Nomad]

Some redtops suggesting a deal may be back on..

Here we go boys. Crack open the crisps.

 

[Robonoodle]

Can we not broaden the narrative a bit to include those healthy little pea-based, gluten-free snacks from Aldi?

 

[acejmk]

Sod this I'm starting the pop corn I've eaten far to many crisps

 

[localny]

Aulas, was he Houllier's pal? Who was the ole Fella who was a chairman, that that had a softy for GH when we were signing the french players like Cisse?

Looks like it's time to get Simao on the tarmac again. Get that plane ready for take off

 

[SummerOnions]

Aulas, was he Houllier's pal? Who was the ole Fella who was a chairman, that that had a softy for GH when we were signing the french players like Cisse?

Looks like it's time to get Simao on the tarmac again. Get that plane ready for take off

That was the Auxerre fella I think. Guy Roux? Maybe he wasa chef

 

[Hyena]

Aulas, was he Houllier's pal? Who was the ole Fella who was a chairman, that that had a softy for GH when we were signing the french players like Cisse?

Looks like it's time to get Simao on the tarmac again. Get that plane ready for take off

Read somewhere that it was Houllier indeed who helped us get Fekir.

Pity the medical fked up

 

[dantes]

Read somewhere that it was Houllier indeed who helped us get Fekir.

Pity the medical fked up

Perhaps the medical was deliberately fucked up, because someone at the club suffered horrific flashbacks when it was pointed out that Houllier wanted us to sign this French player.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Can we not broaden the narrative a bit to include those healthy little pea-based, gluten-free snacks from Aldi?

2 cans of chickpeas, strain and blot with paper towel to get them as dry as possible.

Toss in a bowl with 2 Tbs olive oil, 1tsp cumin seeds lightly crushed in your hand, 2-3 tsp of smoked (or regular will do) paprika and a couple of pinches of salt.

Spread on a baking sheet lined tray and put in a hot (230°C) oven for 30-40min, tossing once at around 25min and then watching it pretty closely to avoid burning. You want crispy, but no blackening.

Leave to cool for a few minutes and then taste for seasoning. It will keep in a sealed container for up to 2 weeks, but you will probably finish them by day 2.

Lemon pepper and garlic salt also work well.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Next we are gonna get some cunt on here trying to sell me a Meat Free Alternative Vegan Butty...

Anyone seen a Vegan Steak? Tastless.. you have to add all sorts of sauces to have it taste half decent.. and usually had salt added to it within an inch of its life..

STOP TRYING TO CALL IT A 'MEAT' NAME WHEN IT CLEARLY ISNT!!! I cannot be blagged

I seen Tuna alternative the other day.. Its just fucking Hummous!!!

 

[manwithnoname]

Next we are gonna get some cunt on here trying to sell me a Meat Free Alternative Vegan Butty...

Anyone seen a Vegan Steak? Tastless.. you have to add all sorts of sauces to have it taste half decent.. and usually had salt added to it within an inch of its life..

STOP TRYING TO CALL IT A 'MEAT' NAME WHEN IT CLEARLY ISNT!!! I cannot be blagged

I seen Tuna alternative the other day.. Its just fucking Hummous!!!

Reminds me of that Ray Stantz line from Ghostbusters:

"Listen! You smell something?"

Except they wrote it on purpose.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

 

[Mystic]

Hello, here we go.

 

[737Max]

Well his agent is hardly like to say his knee is made of cheese

 

[moron]

Well his agent is hardly like to say his knee is made of cheese

I know...plus for 50M+ you would expect him to be a starter for the national team at least.

 

[Oliver Twist]

I know...plus for 50M+ you would expect him to be a starter for the national team at least.

You're gonna hate Fabinho, then.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Y1]

Noooo! I see some green!

 

[tombrown]

I am increasingly trending to the line that this deal will be revived after the world cup

 

[Hansern]

Yep, it does seem like that will happen

 

[6TimesaRed]

Noooo! I see some green!

That exactly what this Nabi deal will be like..

Unsavoury like knowing he has a dodgy knee

 

[dmishra]

 

[Zlate]

What is going on, this whole transfer saga is mentally draining.

Someone just come out and confirm exactly wtf is going on!