Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[moron]

I reckon, if his knee was fucked, we would have walked away totally ...

(For those who don't understand the above let me translate to SCM : - "I wrekon, if his knee was fucked we would, of walked away totally")

… but it's not fucked, there is just a history, confirmed by scans, that means there is some risk, so we are looking to restructure the deal such that a larger percentage of the fee is only paid once he has provide his fitness over the course of a season or longer. This led to the situation where it was obvious the negotiations would not complete before the world cup, so the deal was "called off", but will be resurrected after the world cup,

That's what I choose to believe (or wreckon)

You could be right. Just watch him next time...think his running style is a little strange. Dont trust him now...plus Klopp style demands players to have the biggest cocks in world football...if this guy has history of cock injuries then I say massive risk for Klopp ... again. We dont want a situation again like every season where despite having players they all get bad cocks at the same time.

 

[moron]

I'm intrigued by how clubs insure their players. Presumably they do have some kind of insurance set up, and I'd imagine this relies to some extent on the medical. I guess in this kind of case there's limited options, and elaborate premiums, in terms of what they can agree and what they can't if there's this sort of residual doubt???

I could tell you a lot on this...we did have SG on our books and quite a few Chelsea boys. Part share in the policy.

 

[Insignificance]

I'm intrigued by how clubs insure their players. Presumably they do have some kind of insurance set up, and I'd imagine this relies to some extent on the medical. I guess in this kind of case there's limited options, and elaborate premiums, in terms of what they can agree and what they can't if there's this sort of residual doubt???

Sure there are options, but we are anyway not looking for Insurance money as a reliable option to our front three.

 

[Rosco]

When I hear the name Remy, I think of that chick that hula hoops naked.

Remy Lacroix, if any one is interested.

She does a lot more than hula hoop naked

 

[manwithnoname]

You don’t call a lolly pop a pop lolly do you. Weirdo.

Is "lolly ice" a regional thing/ class thing or sommat?

I always used called it that. It has a happier, more childish cadence to it aswell, compared to the functional "ice lolly", which is very close to a literal description.

Although I think I've started to use that more often, as I put childish ways behind me. And live in Surrey. And get more miserable.

 

[Holle]

She does a lot more than hula hoop naked

Now it's getting interesting.

 

[gkmacca]

She does a lot more than hula hoop naked

 

[tombrown]

To get this back on topic, I made the mistake of making a tomato ketchup sandwich, last night, using an Aldi own brand ketchup. It was rank!!!! Never again

 

[Rosco]

Now it's getting interesting.

She enjoys a good fish supper and the odd battered sausage

 

[Athens]

She does a lot more than hula hoop naked

Not any more. She retired from that scene from what I've read.

Edit. Appaz she does stuff but not movies. Huh. I wonder what she's working on now...

 

[Holle]

She enjoys a good fish supper and the odd battered sausage

I think I'm in love.

 

[FoxForceFive]

To get this back on topic, I made the mistake of making a tomato ketchup sandwich, last night, using an Aldi own brand ketchup. It was rank!!!! Never again

I prefer Aldi own brand ketchup to any of the brands. It actually tastes like tomatoes. The Sainsburys one does too.

 

[Rosco]

All brands of ketchup are fucking horrific

 

[Oncy]

Not any more. She retired from that scene from what I've read.

Edit. Appaz she does stuff but not movies. Huh. I wonder what she's working on now...

What? She does stuff but not movies?

 

[tombrown]

I prefer Aldi own brand ketchup to any of the brands. It actually tastes like tomatoes. The Sainsburys one does too.

Maybe irish Aldi is different; this one was vinegar with a hint of tomato

Really not much of a hint at all, if I hadn't been looking at the word 'tomato' on the label I would have missed it

 

[Oncy]

Si now you probably have to do the job yourself and not get away with only watching it...

Wait........are you saying Remy Lecroix will fuck me?

 

[Insignificance]

What? She does stuff but not movies?

Si now you probably have to do the job yourself and not get away with only watching it...

 

[Athens]

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Wait........are you saying Remy Lecroix will fuck me?

I think she does cam girl stuff.

I hope she's kept up at the hula hoop, she was quite good at it.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Remy Lacroix - too much thigh not enough breast for my sandwich.

 

[Oncy]

This is not fair...i feel like these food references are really coded ISIS terror conversations going on or they are to do woth information some of you have on Fekir potential transfer. So which is it ?

Neither Joey Deacon

 

[moron]

This is not fair...i feel like these food references are really coded ISIS terror conversations going on or they are to do woth information some of you have on Fekir potential transfer. So which is it ?

 

[moron]

Neither Joey Deacon

Again that means nothing to me..too much mad women piss in your head oncy

 

[tombrown]

Watch some Blue Peter re-runs from the early 1980s Moron

 

[moron]

Watch some Blue Peter re-runs from the early 1980s Moron

Never watched that shit back then...aint gonna start now. Besides I doubt very much that show will talk about all this food bollox talk thats going on in this thread.

 

[SummerOnions]

One acruyff turn already... Poor the Lallana

 

[Oliver Twist]

Winced like fuck getting up after being fouled.

Sell.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Nothing new here

 

[moron]

Winced like fuck getting up after being fouled.

Sell.

I saw that too in the France game and he goes down a lot with the slightest touch. Would he get free kicks that easily in the PL ? I dont think he will and also you have to wonder if he goes down that easily to prevent any further damage to himself.

 

[Zlate]

Speaking to RT France, Aulas said: “Yeah, listen, at that stage it was foreseen he would go to Liverpool, I had given it the green light to go ahead. but it just took too long, things were just too drawn out.

“He is an exceptional player, he keeps the ball in little space and has an incredible talent. The fact that things didn't conclude with Liverpool and it didn't happen in that timeframe has peaked the interest of a lot of other clubs - Real Madrid, but not just Real Madrid and their new trainer.

“There is a lot of interest from other camps, so everything is possible."

 

[Zlate]

Just doesn’t make sense, saying it was taking too long.. literally did a medical, took photos and a video of him in an LFC shirt.. just doesn’t sound right