Fuck off Monday. Fuck right off. Everything about this fucking horrible fucking day. Look at the fucking kip of the weather. It look a utter BEAST an i'm stuck in this wank pile of a building listening to fucking jeb ends all day. I wanna go the fucking pub. I wanna be self employed. I wanna sit off on a Monday cos it's too soon after getting shit eyed for the whole of the weekend. Fuck off. I'm in a mood.
