Man of steel, he's made Upamecano

[tombrown]

Are Leipzig the new Southampton?
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...ecano-Transfer-Gossip-Rumours-Latest-LFC-News

[article]
The Reds were desperate to steal midfielder Naby Keita, 22, from the Bundesliga outfit during the summer transfer window.

And although they agreed a deal worth about £55m for the Guinea international, he won’t link up with them until next year.
Liverpool have also been credited with interest in Keita’s Leipzig team-mate Timo Werner, who plays in attack.
However, it seems the next man the Merseysiders have lined up to swap the Red Bull Arena for Anfield is 18-year-old defender Upamecano.
According to Tutto Mercato Web, Liverpool are eyeing up the France Under-19 international.
Upamecano has made five first-team appearances for Leipzig so far this season.
And his performances since joining Ralph Hasenhuttl’s side have seen him touted as a star of the future
[/article]

 

[HC]

mecano is bollocks

can we not sign a Lego?

 

[tombrown]

mecano is bollocks

can we not sign a Lego?

Wrong - Mecano was boss

 

[HC]

was it fuck. it was nerds version of Lego and blag.

 

[Lippy]

mecano is bollocks

can we not sign a Lego?

Ah but Meccano was invented in Liverpool none of this Danish bollocks

 

[tombrown]

And you needed tools for Meccano, none of that namby pamby clip together shite

 

[Lippy]

Yeh plus Meccano was invented 50 years before Lego. I wonder where the Lego bloke got his idea for a construction toy from.....

 

[Lippy]

Plus you didn't spend 5 days constructing something only for some weapon to walk past knock it over and it falls to pieces. We've enough players who fall to pieces thank you

 

[Woland]

Remember when we were linked with being bought by the Kraft family? He was overheard saying one day Liverpool will be mine, Kraft

 

[manwithnoname]

Remember when we were linked with being bought by the Kraft family? He was overheard saying one day Liverpool will be mine, Kraft

*stares*

 

[HC]

Fuck that

Lets see you build a millennium falcon out of ruddy meccano. Its practical, boring shite that belongs in the 80s with its Alan keys.

Its as bad as that k'nex stuff that was knocking about in the 90s

 

[Woland]

It turned out Hicks and Gillette were just trying to dupe. Low.

 

[manwithnoname]

Meccano always seemed sell complicated. The only use it had for me was an early indicator that I wasn't going to be a mechanical engineer when I grew up. Or able to put up a shelf correctly.

 

[manwithnoname]

It turned out Hicks and Gillette were just trying to dupe. Low.

NO. NONONONONONONONO.

 

[Woland]

He wasn't arsed. He just went K. Next.

 

[Fabio]

He wasn't arsed. He just went K. Next.

Do one for fucking sticklebricks next

 

[Woland]

I wouldn't fuck sticklebricks if I was you m8. I wouldn't fuck any little fish at all.

 

[Athens]

Do one for fucking sticklebricks next

There's one out there but it involves a French builder waiting on a delivery.

 

[James]

Well, this thread has started well. I'll get it back on track. I've seen a bit of him and while Upamecano is a great talent, he's still young and quite raw.
Will be a great, strong, commanding player one day but he wouldn't help out abysmal back line now.

 

[tombrown]

... but can he build an Anfield Road extension out of reusable metal strips, plates, angle girders, wheels, axles and gears, and high quality plastic parts that are connected together using nuts, bolts and set screws?

 

[KFC]

Liverpool preparing transfer move for Dayot Upamecano

Metro Sport Reporter for Metro.co.ukThursday 21 Sep 2017 4:24 pm
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Dayot Upamecano is on Liverpool’s radar (Picture: Getty)
Liverpool are plotting a move for Leipzig centre-back Dayot Upamecano, according to reports in Germany.

Two-horse race: Are the Manchester heavyweights unstoppable this season?
The Merseyside club have already conceded nine goals in the Premier League this term and have been widely criticised for failing to bring in defensive reinforcements ahead of the 2017/18 campaign.
Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk was Liverpool’s priority target in the summer but the Reds were forced to apologise for an illegal approach on the Netherlands international.
Bild suggest that Jurgen Klopp has now turned his attention to 18-year-old Frenchman Upamecano ahead of the January transfer window.

Liverpool sealed a deal for Dayot Upamecano’s team-mate Naby Keita this summer (Picture: Getty)
The France Under-19 international joined Leipzig in January, signing a four-and-a-half year deal, but was being heavily linked with a move to England in the summer.
Both Manchester United and Arsenal are understood to have expressed a strong interest in Upamecano but brought in other defensive targets.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I don't want him simply cos there'd be a litany of shite songs using the americano tune. Which I fucking hate.

 

[Rosco]

I can't believe Tom only got 2 likes for the title