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Luis Suarez pwned by the Lizards and is Staying, and has said sorry to BR and teammates

I'm starting to get fed up with all the shite that is attached to footy now.

I imagine it's a bit like a pig farmer who has a favourite sow that he likes to shag then one morning he realises that she's covered in shit. All the while there's been a brothel done the road with relatively clean girls who would work for bacon and pork chops.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

A brothel?
 
I'm starting to get fed up with all the shite that is attached to footy now.

I imagine it's a bit like a pig farmer who has a favourite sow that he likes to shag then one morning he realises that she's covered in shit. All the while there's been a brothel done the road with relatively clean girls who would work for bacon and pork chops.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

Is that the Irish or the Greek in you talking?
 
I'm starting to get fed up with all the shite that is attached to footy now.

I imagine it's a bit like a pig farmer who has a favourite sow that he likes to shag then one morning he realises that she's covered in shit. All the while there's been a brothel done the road with relatively clean girls who would work for bacon and pork chops.

I don't know where I'm going with this.


Have you been advising Luis?
 
People needn't worry about us falling into another Carroll situation. We won't.
The difference this time, is we have been prepared for this. We've known all summer and have (hopefully) had time to get targets in place when/if Suarez does move on.
With Torres, he blindsided us and we made a panic buy.
 
I'm starting to get fed up with all the shite that is attached to footy now.

I imagine it's a bit like a pig farmer who has a favourite sow that he likes to shag then one morning he realises that she's covered in shit. All the while there's been a brothel done the road with relatively clean girls who would work for bacon and pork chops.

I don't know where I'm going with this.
Ha ha! You're funny. Watch cricket more and feel liberated!
 
People needn't worry about us falling into another Carroll situation. We won't.
The difference this time, is we have been prepared for this. We've known all summer and have (hopefully) had time to get targets in place when/if Suarez does move on.
With Torres, he blindsided us and we made a panic buy.

We were negotiating with Chelsea for 12 days before we agreed to sell Torres.

Granted we have a bit more time now, but we still don't have a lot of time
 
There is no negotiation.

Wenger said it's up to Liverpool to decide. They have not returned with a further bid after 2 rejections.

Liverpool have said they don't want to sell. Liverpool just need to wait and consider any further offers if they materialise.

Can anyone really see Liverpool being told they must sell Suarez?
 
No, we've said we're not prepared to sell, surely that's changed, no?


We've not been saying that really though, have we, we've been saying, we're not prepared to sell, but *wink* we could be persuaded if you fork out what we think he's worth.
 
Perhaps Liverpool can save the £100,000+ per week Suarez salary whilst the player is currently refusing to work.
 
Is there any chance that LFC and Madrid have set up a Ronaldo/Modric type deal for the player to stay with his club for one more season but the deal is essentially already done and he will join Madrid next year?

Or are we already past that point?
 
It all started when Robbie suggested £30/35M + Walcott.

He got loads of "what are you smoking ?" and I would imagine the coke thing got a run out.

He also told Arsenal fans to stop stealing John Henry's diss.
 
Suarez is doing my head in now, and I'm a forgiving kinda bloke, I once forgave a shipmate who dragged me naked out of bed and broke my leg ( admittedly I was with his wife at the time ).

But I cannot forgive this slimy fucker threatening to take us to a players tribunal to force a move to fucking Arsenal!

The tribal wouldn't be finished until after the windows closes anyway, just make the fucker stay, he can sulk for the 6 weeks he is banned, and then can come back to play for his World Cup placefor the rest of the Season when we qualify for the CL and tell him he is no longer wanted.
 
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