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Luis Suarez pwned by the Lizards and is Staying, and has said sorry to BR and teammates

Sounds like Bruce hasnt fully recovered from the goal I scored on him in a youth tournament in Denmark.
I was a young kid in my Stevie Nicol Candy kit and he was Liverpools keeper.

Ah, memories!
 
I've seen it offered as a service direct to passengers in many airports

It is.... it's a deterrent against people sticking drugs in your bag and using it as a drugs mule, to ship said drugs between countries. By people... I mean baggage handlers.

Basically..., they tend to execute you if they find drugs in your bags in Asia.
 
wrapping your bags in cling film took off in Australia about 10 years ago after and Aussie girl travelling to Indonesia got caught with 4kg of grass in her bag and got sentenced to 20 years. She claimed someone had planted it in her bag.

Anything stronger and she probably would have been executed.
 
It is.... it's a deterrent against people sticking drugs in your bag and using it as a drugs mule, to ship said drugs between countries. By people... I mean baggage handlers.

Basically..., they tend to execute you if they find drugs in your bags in Asia.
Considering where Luis came from, it's a good idea!
 
I did wonder about that clingflim thing.

I mean... by the time you get your bag back, if someone had planted something, they'd have already taken it back out.

I was off my barnet in Bratislava airport the other day and I thought someone was getting their guidedog laminated.
 
wrapping your bags in cling film took off in Australia about 10 years ago after and Aussie girl travelling to Indonesia got caught with 4kg of grass in her bag and got sentenced to 20 years. She claimed someone had planted it in her bag.
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Well, it WAS a grow bag.
 
Markmc reckons a new Suarez contract will be announced shortly.

He does note it will have shitloads of clauses in it.

He expected it to be published in the papers today but it obviously wasn't.
 
Interesting, maybe a release clause if we don't make the champions league, can we make them apply to oversea teams only?
 
Shit is going to go down tonight according to Twitter(I know I know).

Not sure if it's Suarez related though.
 
It's all BS. This is the source.

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There's no good reason for us to agree a new deal from what I can see.

So I expect it to be announced soon
 
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