He won't win many headers that's for sure, but he's no Oompa Loompa surely?!He is so short, his agent has got him a part in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
He won't win many headers that's for sure, but he's no Oompa Loompa surely?!He is so short, his agent has got him a part in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
He won't win many headers that's for sure, but he's no Oompa Loompa surely?!
He'll be great at defending corners then?He won't win many headers that's for sure, but he's no Oompa Loompa surely?!
Is Muriel at risk of finally fulfilling his huge potential?
I haven't seen him play for ages.
It went downhill for him after the wedding..Only time I've seen him play I thought: "You're terrible, Muriel"
Half of our fans can't pronounce Firmino so no chance with this fucker.West Ham and Liverpool after 28 goal striker, negotiations begin at €15m, interesting deal
By Tom Coast -
30th March 2017
Regardless of where you play, scoring 28 goals in 41 appearances will catch the eye of many scouts, and Anderlecht’s Lukasz Teodorczyk has done just that.On loan from Dynamo Kiev in Ukraine for the season, the 25-year-old has now been bought by the Belgian club outright, and there are more than a few clubs interested in helping them make a direct profit in the summer.
According to RTBF in Belgium, both West Ham and Liverpool have been following the Polish international closely over the past few months.
Slaven Bilic will be looking for a new striker in the summer, after the failed experiments that were the loans of Simone Zaza and Jonathan Calleri this year.
The Hammers have been keen to add a prolific goalscorer to their strike force, and with the consistency at which the Pole finds the back of the net, he definitely fits the bill.
As for Jürgen Klopp, the sale of Christian Benteke has caused Jürgen Klopp to rely on Roberto Firmino most of this season, especially with the recurring injuries sustained by both Danny Ings and Daniel Sturridge.
The purchase of Teodorczyk, while not the glamorous striker one could hope to see at Anfield, certainly wouldn’t harm Liverpool’s chances going forward, especially as his strong build would suit the Premier League perfectly.
With negotiations starting around the €15m mark, it might be a gamble worth taking for either club.
I'm pretty that's not a condition they look at. If however he is a success they'll get more money from shirt sales, the guy has 16 characters to his name.Half of our fans can't pronounce Firmino so no chance with this fucker.
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The writing is on the wallIt went downhill for him after the wedding..
Well, he is about 120 years old.Nothing "Serie A" or "Italian" is good news. It's written in the stars even if Buffon comes he will somehow be shit for us.
Italians have been bad for us, but remember Coutinho he came from Italy.Nothing "Serie A" or "Italian" is good news. It's written in the stars even if Buffon comes he will somehow be shit for us.
Thomas Delaney of Werder really should be on our radar. Scored two so far today from his position in central midfield.
Been picked for the team of the week in the Bundesliga two times out of only five possible games. And will prob make that 3 in 6 now. Has had as many goals to his name too.
A brave, nononsense, hardworking, tough tackling, leader that is equally adapt in both ends. The definition of a box to box midfielder. 25-years-old and tailor made for The Prem.
Everton had a £8M bid rejected before he even kicked a ball for Werder (after joining from Copenhagen) so would be awesome to piss them off as well..
Update: That's a hattrick for Delaney and an assist as Werder won 5-2 away to Freiburg.
With a name like Delaney he has to be.He wouldn't happen to be Danish would he, KHL?
Irish-American too if that helps?He wouldn't happen to be Danish would he, KHL?
With a name like Delaney he has to be.
Always trust your instincts Doc..Well exactly. I thought to myself, "KHL has expanded his horizons here– this guy can't be Danish". However, I still have this gnawing doubt....
We should be looking at Serge Gnabry. He's really looked the part for Bremen this year after moving from Arsenal.
Pace, power and goals from the left wing.
It's an April Fools article, LTW.