Ludicrous Rumours P2

[rurikbird]

I wanted Bilbo Baggins. Perhaps Samwise Gamgee at a push.

That made tear up with laughter. Thank you, sir!

 

[rurikbird]

Translation: Sessegnon is joining Spurs

I think you're right. Like I said before, it's totally understandable from his perspective.

 

[doctor_mac]

That made tear up with laughter. Thank you, sir!

My pleasure Rurik!

 

[Frogfish]

Real Madrid have bid £60 million for de gea and scum turned them down.

Let's hope De Gea insists on the move. They owe him big for the previous monumental fuck up.

 

[Insignificance]

As far as ludicrous or otherwise rumours go, I'm OK with links to players like Keita, Mendy and Van Dijk - it shows we are addressing obvious weaknesses in the team in defence and midfield - but where the FUCK are all the links to attacking players and strikers?

We were the lowest scorers of everyone in the Top 4, so it's painfully obvious that we need to add a proper striker to the first team, and also another speedy AM/ winger like Mane.

(Admittedly we also conceded the most goals, but BOTH need fixing).

So bring me LOTS of links, rumours and "done deals" for strikers please.

You are not that stupid for real?

 

[The Nomad]

I think you're right. Like I said before, it's totally understandable from his perspective.

I said it somewhere, but some chatter about how we can't sign him, as he doesn't have a professional contract, he falls under the academy ban. If true, then it's all about saving face now.

 

[choperman.v01]

I said it somewhere, but some chatter about how we can't sign him, as he doesn't have a professional contract, he falls under the academy ban. If true, then it's all about saving face now.

He's 17 now, so if I read the rules and the ban correctly, then this wouldn't have been affected as we could offer him a professional contract and take him for the first team rather than take him on a scholarship for the Academy.

 

[The Nomad]

He's 17 now, so if I read the rules and the ban correctly, then this wouldn't have been affected as we could offer him a professional contract and take him for the first team rather than take him on a scholarship for the Academy.

I think it's a grey area, that's how I understood it too, but some talk about how he doesn't have a professional contract at the moment, so we aren't able to offer academy players from other English clubs professional contracts to get around the ban. Could be bull, but worth pointing out.

 

[Hansern]

Its been reported that he will sign a professional contract this month.

The Echo reported that we found it difficult to negotiate with Fulham and the players representatives.
Fulham want a lot of money and the player would probably like to stay in London.

 

[The Nomad]

Its been reported that he will sign a professional contract this month.

The Echo reported that we found it difficult to negotiate with Fulham and the players representatives.
Fulham want a lot of money and the player would probably like to stay in London.

But with whom Hansern? We don't have to negotiate with Fulham if he could simply just sign a professional contract with us. It'd go to Tribunal.

 

[Kay Age El]

Brendan wants Fischer

Northern ECHO reports that Celtic is ready to pay up to £5M for Boro outcast Viktor Fischer.

It's a bit fucking late though isn't it, Rodgers?

*tongue firmly in cheek as the young lad certainly hasn't developed as I would've thought*

 

[The Nomad]

Any news on Rodgers selling Tierney to us yet?

 

[Frogfish]

The ECHO understands Clichy is not a target for Jurgen Klopp, who is still keen to add a new left-back this summer.

 

[Frogfish]

Click Liverpool :

Keita Balde and Stefan De Vrij are mentioned as options. Balde as a backup to Mane and De Vrij if we don't land VVD.

 

[Kay Age El]

Not a rumour anymore it seems but City have splashed a massive £30M on Benfica's for me completely unknown keeper, Moares.

 

[manwithnoname]

Not a rumour anymore it seems but City have splashed a massive £30M on Benfica's for me completely unknown keeper, Moares.

Hmm, he surely can't be any worse than that fucking clown Bravo, so that's not good news.

 

[the count]

1. Anfield HQ‏Verified account @AnfieldHQ 5m5 minutes ago
   Virgil Van Dijk will make his next move based on the football project which appeals to him most and remains the prime target. (Dominic King)
   
   3 replies24 retweets56 likes
2. 
   Anfield HQ‏Verified account @AnfieldHQ 6m6 minutes ago
   Salah's high on Liverpool’s list & negotiations are expected to continue, the player is keen to return to the Premier League. (Dominic King)
   
   5 replies30 retweets60 likes
3. 
   Anfield HQ‏Verified account @AnfieldHQ 7m7 minutes ago
   Roma, however, value Salah closer to £40million and there will be much work for Liverpool to do to secure his release. (Dominic King)
   
   9 replies34 retweets49 likes
4. 
   Anfield HQ‏Verified account @AnfieldHQ 8m8 minutes ago
   Salah has been identified by Liverpool as having the right profile to add to the squad & the clubs have been in discussions. (Dominic King)
   
   3 replies24 retweets49 likes
5. 
   Anfield HQ‏Verified account @AnfieldHQ 8m8 minutes ago
   Liverpool have had a £28m rejected by Roma for Mohamed Salah. (Dominic King)

 

[hmmmmm1]

Change the players name and that could has been our transfer strategy over the last few years

 

[redhorizon2]

After some bloke called Santiago Aries
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...PSV-Eindhoven-Transfer-Gossip-Latest-LFC-News

 

[Hansern]

#ACMilan signed @KessieFranck from @Atalanta_BC, on a two year loan with obligation to buy #weareacmilan

Faaack! Good signing for AC Milan.

 

[tombrown]

#ACMilan signed @KessieFranck from @Atalanta_BC, on a two year loan with obligation to buy #weareacmilan

Faaack! Good signing for AC Milan.

From the look on their faces, the cameraman must have his dick out, with pus dripping from the tip at an alarming rate

 

[redhorizon2]

Express reporting Klopp wants rafinha

 

[rurikbird]

Express reporting Klopp wants rafinha

Would be an excellent pick-up if Bayern let him go.

EDIT: Oh, that must the Barca one? Don't think that will happen.

 

[redhorizon2]

Juventus after Can. Liverpool want £26m Daily Star

 

[redhorizon2]

Would be an excellent pick-up if Bayern let him go.

EDIT: Oh, that must the Barca one? Don't think that will happen.

Yep Barca one. Most likely bull

 

[Kay Age El]

If we are indeed tracking Keita I would not be massively surprised if Can was moved on. Even though I quite like him.

 

[KopRed]

Juventus after Can. Liverpool want £26m Daily Star

Kind of low for an up and coming 22 year old.

 

[HC]

Kind of low for an up and coming 22 year old.

Hes in the last year of his contract isn't he?

 

[dmishra]

We'd be very stupid to sell Can. Keita should be his partner, not his replacement.

 

[HC]

Yeah , I'd like to see him given a other contract, especially as who knows what the future holds for Henderson's fitness