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Looking for a London based Red (scouser)

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Do you really think the cunt hung around to listen to our bullshit, he’s probably fucked off to Rawk or something.
Fucking hell, imagine a fucking RAWK happy clapper being interviewed about the league

He'd call him Sir Klopp and praise captain hendo, and that it's nailed on our trophy this year.

Fucking ear aids to go with the eye aids of their website
 
If RAWK was tactile, or had a smell and taste, they would also be of aids.
 
Fucking bad AIDS pumping through every capillary and vesicle of that site.

The air they breathe, they convert oxygen to bad AIDS and fucking spew out their scabby fucking aids face.

Could wipe out half of Europe by logging in
 
Cheers anyway gents, gave me a good laugh if nothing else.


Speaking as someone who has a scouse accent, & lives in Liverpool, I find it a bit rude on behalf of our fans who live elsewhere that to be deemed representative of our fans you need to have a scouse accent.

I know of shitloads of fans who don't have scouse accents yet attend way more games than me at Anfield & have every right, if not more so, than I, to be deemed representative of our club.

We try our best to represent the range of clubs and fans from up and down the country, with us being a London-based show it'd be easy to fill our show with London accents, but wouldn't represent the national demographic of football fans that we'd like to. I completely agree that there's plenty of out-of-town fans that know the club better than some of those living on the front doorstep.

I like to think that RealFFS browsed through threads like:

"Liam Neeson Wanted To Kill A Black Person"
"Door Handle Woes"
"Oxbruary" and
"Woman who has had sex with 15 ghosts is settling down with a poltergeist"

and thought "Yep, this place is a fucking goldmine of intellectual, erudite and witty Liverpool fans, perfect for broadcast television"

It's a much better read than half the other football forums out there, I might stick around.
 
Cheers anyway gents, gave me a good laugh if nothing else.




We try our best to represent the range of clubs and fans from up and down the country, with us being a London-based show it'd be easy to fill our show with London accents, but wouldn't represent the national demographic of football fans that we'd like to. I completely agree that there's plenty of out-of-town fans that know the club better than some of those living on the front doorstep.



It's a much better read than half the other football forums out there, I might stick around.
A much better read than half the football forums? HALF?!

Cheeky beggar.
 
I wouldn't normally watch such a shite sounding show, but I'm defo watching this.

I can't wait to see what sort of London-based fake scouse accent they get.
 
I cant believe I didnt get the fucking call.

I commute into cunting London every single day, through smog, hail, terrorist attacks the fucking lot, and the one chance of a bumm..........I mean being on Telly and telling the world what a fucking soft as shite cowardly square headed mongy sperg cunt Keita is and I get one upped by fucking Bristow.

Fuck my life.
 
I've got South London accent and I've seen the show on YT before. Hackney isn't too far away. About 30mins.

I know about Robbie, RantsAndBants, Expressions, Terry Flewers, etc, etc.

I'd actually love to come down and watch it live.. how I do get a ticket?
 
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Do I want to be on telly?

I’m west based, but work east (Hackney)

I’m a cunt, but quite happy to call other cunts cunts if needs be?

Hit me up you cunt.
 
YES BRIZZLE.
Your middle class suit wearing deloite working rowing club private room booking ass is WELL representative of the common fan.

This hurt as I've only worn a suit to work 2 or 3 times in the past 12 months. Jeans & Blazer ftw.

What is amusing is that most of the likes are from people who have met me...! 😎 #SouthernSofty
 
This hurt as I've only worn a suit to work 2 or 3 times in the past 12 months. Jeans & Blazer ftw.

What is amusing is that most of the likes are from people who have met me...! 😎 #SouthernSofty
Exactly. Haha they KNOW you. Pimms drinking motherfucker.
 
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