Got it straight off. I thought it rather good actually ! Hence the Like.Man... tough crowd....
You have to say it in the style of the old Fairy Liquid ads...
Got it straight off. I thought it rather good actually ! Hence the Like.Man... tough crowd....
You have to say it in the style of the old Fairy Liquid ads...
I guess they don’t sell Fairy Liquid in Austria.
If we look at renewing our midfield over the next couple of years, we should consider Donny Van de Beek from Ajax.
Good player. Could be a gradual replacement for Gini/Hendo.
I'm a fan – but looks like so is Koeman, so a very strong chance he'll end up at Barca.
He's been on the radar for 2 years. I'm surprised no-one has stepped in yet.If we look at renewing our midfield over the next couple of years, we should consider Donny Van de Beek from Ajax.
Good player. Could be a gradual replacement for Gini/Hendo.
I'm a fan – but looks like so is Koeman, so a very strong chance he'll end up at Barca.
I'd be made up if we get both Thiago and Sarr.
Me too. It is also a reflection of how much our expectations have dampened. In Feb we were dreaming of Havertz and Sancho.
And Werner was nailed on..Me too. It is also a reflection of how much our expectations have dampened. In Feb we were dreaming of Havertz and Sancho.
I'm certain that next year we'll be selling Salah and signing Sancho.We might still get Sancho next summer.
I see what you're doing. *winksI said this Sarr shit ages ago. Nobody listens to me!
Don't think we'll be signing either Sarr or Thiago, though.
I see what you're doing. *winks
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/liverpool-transfers-ovie-ejaria-reading-a4534731.html
[article]Liverpool are set to bank £3.5m from the sale of Ovie Ejaria to Reading.
The 22-year-old is closing in on a permanent move to Berkshire that was originally agreed as part of a loan deal for the 2019-20 season.
The Royals' ability to complete the transfer had been thrown into doubt by suggestions that they were facing a transfer embargo from the EFL.
However, they were recently been given the green light to sign players, starting with Ejaria.
The London-born midfielder has played 55 games for Reading over the course of two loan stints, the first of which began in January 2019.
Ejaria made a total of eight first-team appearances for Liverpool after joining the club's academy from Arsenal in 2014.[/article]
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.I guess they don’t sell Fairy Liquid in Austria.
I was thinking about this joke the other day... That's a bit weird. I was a kid and I told it to my cousin and she was amazed that I could remember it all.A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.
"Okay." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched and says that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge meat clever and is just about to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show... That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais, with mild green, hairy lip squid"