Liverpool Sign Clyne (Confirmed)

[gkmacca]

I gather he was taken under Enrique's sybaritic wing and never looked particularly disappointed when he was left out, having far too much fun playing ping-pong all day and hanging out with his mate in the evenings. Which didn't go down that well, although I would've thought a quick word (and the long-overdue confiscation of Enrique's bloody table tennis table) would have improved the situation rather more effectively than silent muttering.

 

[Ryan]

Some real reserves-level humour going on in here.

 

[Hansern]

Mirror reporting that we're bidding 12 mill and he wants the move.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So he's pissed off Budgie face and might not play for England again. Sign sign sign.

 

[tombrown]

There's nothing wrong with acting the twat on England duty - in fact it should be encouraged

 

[Dreambeliever]

So are we still in for him or is Trippier the new target?

It's all gone a bit ClynDestine for my liking.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

So are we still in for him or is Trippier the new target?

It's all gone a bit ClynDestine for my liking.

Trippier is signing with Spurs (3 mill)

 

[Buddha]

Trippier is signing with Spurs (3 mill)

I saw that but thought I was hallucinating.

 

[Buddha]

Trippier is signing with Spurs (3 mill)

It'll be an acid test for him breaking into the Spurs 1st team

 

[Judge Jules]

Can he cut it in the uppers tier of English football?

 

[6TimesaRed]

Can he cut it in the uppers tier of English football?

He signing for us.. so he probably doesn't need to worry about that...

 

[Ryan]

So are we still in for him or is Trippier the new target?

It's all gone a bit ClynDestine for my liking.

I can't have been the only person who saw this can I?

Are the rest of you cunts in some sort of pact in which you've all agreed to ignore 'ClynDestine' just to fucking wind me up?

My heads gonna fucking explode looking at that.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 4m4 minutes ago
Southampton have beaten off competition from Stoke City for Cedric Soares and have agreed a deal to sign the Sporting Lisbon right back.

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 3m3 minutes ago
Of course, the likely knock on effect of the Soares deal is that Liverpool will increase their offer for Nathaniel Clyne.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I gather he was taken under Enrique's sybaritic wing and never looked particularly disappointed when he was left out, having far too much fun playing ping-pong all day and hanging out with his mate in the evenings. Which didn't go down that well, although I would've thought a quick word (and the long-overdue confiscation of Enrique's bloody table tennis table) would have improved the situation rather more effectively than silent muttering.

I'm so not sure if this post is serious or not!

It sounds like a comedic sketch you may write, but you've written in a serious style. Did this actually happen?!

 

[Judge Jules]

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 4m4 minutes ago
Southampton have beaten off competition from Stoke City for Cedric Soares and have agreed a deal to sign the Sporting Lisbon right back.

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 3m3 minutes ago
Of course, the likely knock on effect of the Soares deal is that Liverpool will increase their offer for Nathaniel Clyne.

Barrett usually knows his stuff, but why would the Soares signing mean we'd increase our offer? Shouldn't it actually ensure we don't do that, on the basis that Southampton won't want to be paying top dollar to two RBs in their squad?

 

[ILD]

I can't have been the only person who saw this can I?

Are the rest of you cunts in some sort of pact in which you've all agreed to ignore 'ClynDestine' just to fucking wind me up?

My heads gonna fucking explode looking at that.

Spotted it but left it go. I knew you'd pounce on it anyways.

 

[jexykrodic]

I can't have been the only person who saw this can I?

Are the rest of you cunts in some sort of pact in which you've all agreed to ignore 'ClynDestine' just to fucking wind me up?

My heads gonna fucking explode looking at that.

Did that one yesterday. Works well.

 

[Mystic]

Barrett usually knows his stuff, but why would the Soares signing mean we'd increase our offer? Shouldn't it actually ensure we don't do that, on the basis that Southampton won't want to be paying top dollar to two RBs in their squad?

Probably because we know they are ready to sell and are looking to push it through

 

[Oncy]

We should probably sign soares.

If weve learned anything its that Southamptons replacements are better than the players we sign from them.

 

[Halmeister]

It was him I stumbled upon and signed on footy manager actually. He's rated on that at least

 

[King Binny]

[article=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3132673/Liverpool-eye-Fernando-Llorente-refusing-match-Aston-Villa-s-32-5m-valuation-Christian-Benteke.html]An Anfield move for England right-back Nathaniel Clyne from Southampton has stalled for now after The Saints turned down a £10million bid earlier this month.

Southampton want £15million, considered too high by Liverpool with Rodgers happy to give Andre Wisdom a chance in the role should the clubs fail to agree a fee.[/article]

 

[dmishra]

Hmm, Wisdom isn't a RB. I'd like Clyne, but yeah, don't really want to get fucked on price by Southampton again.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Wisdom doesnt quite have the technique required for RB, much more suited as a CB.

Clyne is good player

 

[Gary25]

Southampton have already signed a replacement for Clyne. I'd be amazed if we didn't sign him.

 

[Squiggles]

Me too. There's not much between the valuations. There's no chance Rodgers believes Wisdom will be his first choice RB.

 

[Dreambeliever]

If we pay 15m for him we will have fallen for Southampton's inflated evaluation again, hook, Clyne and sinker

 

[Mystic]

If we pay 15m for him we will have fallen for Southampton's inflated evaluation again, hook, Clyne and centre

You were so close Dreamy.

 

[gene hughes]

Hahahahaha

 

[Y1]

Southampton have already signed a replacement for Clyne. I'd be amazed if we didn't sign him.

Would it be better we buy the replacement? Could be cheaper too.

 

[Leo]

Hahahahahaha he then edits it because the joke was so unmissable.
Classic.