LFC v West Ham Match Thread

[Leo]

Ref just booked a West ham player for timewasting... bout 5 mins plus stoppages....

Blinding one handed save from Reina there!! Fucking hell!!

It was Lucas no?

 

[dee]

Didn't realise Lucas was still on until he made that clearance.

So he's totally totally useless then

 

[Oncy]

See this is what im talking about.
In three posts it was an amazing save from reina, Carraghs knee and lucas.
Shambles.

 

[doctor_mac]

Charles 'Charlie' Charles, provides a jinking run down the right flank. He drives left, then right, left again then right before stopping, resting his foot upon the ball and giving his defensive opposite number Fred Lumpkins, a sporting chance of catching him. Or so it seems, because caddishly, he pokes the ball through the defender's legs, circumnavigating the centre back, before whipping in a ferocious cross. Thundering towards the box is the statuesque Harvey 'The Harvester' Harvester, who rises to meet it akin to some terrifying flying raptor; his moustache quivers feather-like in the chill spring breeze. Full-blooded is the connection with his granite head that leaves the keeper, Paul 'Paws' Paulston, helpless, his pipe hanging limply from his mouth like a flag at half-mast, a visible marker of his abject defeat as the ball crashes into the billowing net.

 

[Molbystwin]

Great cross from assiadi... nothing doing.. plenty of huff...i STILL reckon we will nick it

 

[Mystic]

Collins has run this game.

 

[Hansern]

Fuck off GlenJo

 

[Leo]

Johnson awful again.

 

[Molbystwin]

See this is what im talking about.
In three posts it was an amazing save from reina, Carraghs knee and lucas.
Shambles.

It was a flash chief.... and straight up the other end so no instant replay... somebody on the line with their knee

 

[ctlovesred]

Collins has pretty much squashed Luis today.

 

[Oncy]

It was a flash chief.... and straight up the other end so no instant replay... somebody on the line with their knee

Oh wow! I LOVE 'Somebody'
Hes my favourite.

 

[Leo]

5 mins added time.
I have full confidence in Dreamy's prediction of winning 6-1

 

[ctlovesred]

We are allergic to shooting.

 

[mark1975]

johnson is hapless

 

[Molbystwin]

Suarez forces near post save...3 mn of stoppages left...utter;y wasted corner!!

 

[Leo]

Our corners are embarrassing.

 

[Molbystwin]

Free kick to us halfway line 1.30 left

 

[dee]

Hmmmmm worth watching

 

[Leo]

Lucas's pass to Coutinho was so bad he nearly injured the poor chap.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

We are kind of shit. Fair play to west ham. They've defended well.

 

[ctlovesred]

Ref has blown for like 4 fouls this game. Usually i'm fine with that, but he's missed some big ones.

 

[gkmacca]

Alllardyce should be tried for war crimes against life.

 

[kingjulian]

I cant catch this on tv and i'm following it on here...using the mobile.

At the moment i can't tell from this thread if the first half is over....what 5 mins injury time? Can someone explain please?

 

[Modo]

What a fucking shite performance. Season over.

 

[Y1]

No way through.

Assaidi zip nothing. Lucas saved us a point. Collins solid. Suarez. We didn't take our chances.

 

[Molbystwin]

Cunt blew up on 94.58.... depsite not giving us a blatant pen... nor punish the 15 minutes of timewasting by WH....

I really dont like Allardyce.

At all.